Quote# 16765

[After telling several people that he hoped they get raped, and that they deserve to be raped and "bitch-slapped.]

If you knowingly call someone a theif who is not, you deserve to be stolen from. If you knowingly call someone a murder who is not, you deserve to be murdered. If you knowingly call someone a rapist who is not, you deserve to be raped.

It's called karma and what goes around comes around.

Brian, Myspace 49 Comments [11/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 1638

['Evolution needs no point.']

Yet for some reason it has an agenda (i.e., a "prioritized" value), otherwise what are we doing dicusssing it?

Iacchus, JREF Forums 3 Comments [7/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1659

[replying to: "By the way, as for your 400 scientists (who say that Darwinian evolution is deficient), 500 Ph.Ds with the name of Steve or some derivitive thereof signed this stating a belief in evolution. (citing '<a href="http://www.ncseweb.org/resources/articles/3697_the_list_2_16_2003.asp" target="_blank">Project Steve</a>')"]

Oh my ... Do you really think I was born yesterday?
I see your passion but let's not get blinded by it ...
I clicked on your link.
And this is what I saw:

National Center for Science Education
Defending the Teaching of Evolution in the Public Schools

Then it goes on to selectively list ONLY people named with Steve that do not believe in evolution. Trust me, there other people, more degreed than you and your professor, not named "Steve" that also know evolution is a farce.

Then it goes on to selectively list ONLY people named with Steve that do not believe in evolution. Trust me, there other people, more degreed than you and your professor, not named "Steve" that also know evolution is a farce.

I purposely refer to evolution as a hypothesis much less a "fact". Evolution is merely as supposition as the basis for your reasoning. Scientific principle do not support evolution nor do the laws of science. They never have and never will. It matters not how many times you say they do, they don't and saying it over and over again doesn't make it so.

Believe what you wish!!

My God is no "ape".

My God is AWESOME!!!

felixthecat, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [7/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 232

[Review of the book "The Truth About Hillary : What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become President"]

Look at her eyes...Satan personified in a female body! This book is factual, ripe with truth and that's why her supporters are writing these 1 star reviews and calling it a hack job. Those of us who know the Clintons and particularly this evil, bigoted, woman who will destroy anything and anyone who crosses her path the wrong way know that the devil is alive and real! She is evil personified! This book tells the truth!

Hank, Amazon.com Customer Reviews 11 Comments [7/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 237

Hmm, How about the fact that there are no 0 species still evolving on the level humans did supposedly. No species in the intermediate stages. HOw about if you think you can find out everything about the earth's history or humankind's history just by digging ten feet in the earth, and looking at remains you are being naive and furthermore ridiculous. And that is just for starters. I could go on forever. I don't have enough time to expose them all.

How about the fact that an evolutionary jump was made in the last 100,000 years that should not have been possible, homo-erectus to sapien. No intermediate stages. How about, scientists have found foot prints and bones that were supposedly hominids, but could not tell the differenc between them and apes.

HYBRID, Skeptic Friends Network 8 Comments [7/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1633

Is al-Qaida and bin laden real or hoax?

Some people on this board think they are made out by the govenments.
Now i realy don't know, and i am not happy about this if this is ture.

I thought they was real but what happen to the 2 towers could of happen by insiders working against the US for a excuse to use to attack iraq and aggantaine without Bush aware of this.
Or insiders working for al-Qaida.

Yea it could be made up in a effort to enforce terror around the world for worldwide mark of the beast and it would be a master plan from the antichrist.

That it is such a master plan that no one saw it comming and there's no one in this world that can stop the antichrist rise to power' to enforce world wide worship with hes mark, before hes fall from when Jesus over throws him.

Just think how the world will react and the media.

Will the US and the allies fight the NWO army ?
They must do as they are a threat and they will lose to them how i don't know.

Yours Peter

PeterJ, Bibleforums.org 5 Comments [7/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1639

YEC, 100 percent!!

I don't see why people want to make the Word of God so difficult. They would rather believe something as complicated as evolution , when creation is so much easier to understand.

When God does something, THERE IS NO HALFWAY! He does it RIGHT, ALL THE WAY!

It's nice to find a forum where there are people who actually agree!

Shalico2007, Christian Forums 6 Comments [7/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126884

This week hundreds of pastors from across the country will meet in Scottsdale, AZ to organize a plan to criminalize abortion in their states and begin ministries to end abortion at their local clinics.

#EndAbortionNow, Christian News Wire 16 Comments [5/4/2017 9:41:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 126919

I Realize atheists has no Belief in God of who they call a skydaddy. Well that is their Choice and no way will I deny them of their Choice. But the Choice of those who do Believe in God should be upheld as the FREEDOM OF BELIEF and should not be mocked because someone can Think Important. The best way I can see to end this idiotic of what those who push on to others with what they Think Important is for the TRUTH to happen. In the Bible in Revelation 12:9 it tells of the devil being thrown out of Heaven down to Earth. Of course you don't have to Believe that but it is a sure way of finding out the TRUTH. Is the devil on Earth or not? If the devil is on Earth then is the Bible TRUE of not? If the Bible is True then there must be God. If the Bible is not True then there would not even be a devil because the Bible is what tells of a devil and without the Bible there would be no Idea a devil exist. The Bible also tells of Evil and of Good so that can be broken down as well. But if a devil does exist then it should be Realized that is the reason for having evil in this world. So the thing is it needs to prove that the devil does exist on Earth since he is not considered a skydaddy by non-believers. Of what is very simple to do. Anton LeVey of who wrote the demonic bible of what can be purchase in a bookstore in the occult section started the church of Satan in the 1960's. All one has to do is go to a church of Satan and ask that you would like a visit or to meet with one who is known in the church of Satan as Master Yon. Once you meet with who is known as Master Yon in the church of Satan you will find out the TRUTH if there really is a devil. Now if that is too hard for a non-believer to do an easier way is go to a bookstore and buy that demonic bible and read it and after reading it take that pledge in it giving yourself to Satan. A non-believer should not worry about that because of what they ThinK They Know. Now if nothing happens in giving one self to Satan then you will Know that there cannot be a Satan. Now of course if something does happen one needs to look at the positive outlook of it as it was their Choice. Myself I don't ever Believe to deny anyone of their Choice and hope they will Enjoy it as the best they can ever have. Now all Non-believers since they Think They Know something should want to find out the TRUTH before demanding with all different kinds of CONTROLLING what is Important for them. So now this bickering about God and No God can easily be solved and all a non-believer has to do is want to meet Satan that is on Earth. Believers in God will not want that since Satan is Evil and the father of Lies, so it really is the Nonbelievers that has to bring it to the factor of KNOWING one way or the other. And of course the Non-believers should do it Proudly as a great accomplishment. Of course if we never hear from you again, well that sure would prove that there is a devil. Oh yes I sure do hope that those Non-believers will be so much Happy being the guest of that ritual that will be perform over them. Gee I hate Cowards who claim they Know something but are Too Afraid to Prove It.

beonimagin, Christian News Network 15 Comments [5/5/2017 12:12:23 PM]
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Submitted By: KingOfRhye

Quote# 200

I am now seeing at gas stations and stores where you can now by things by them scaning your hand. I have also now seen micro-chips that they are trying to implant eitther in humans for head or hand. So you can keep trak of money,buy things,know where you are,etc. I for one am happy to see these things taking place because to me it says the coming of the Lord is soon. Please everyone just keep faith and pray for those lost.

All-Star Superman, The Superhero Hype! Boards 21 Comments [7/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126878

I long to be vindicated in eternity by the Lord Himself regarding the King James Bible debate, and see those wicked BJU pastors reprimanded and see them lose eternal rewards. I pray for it!!! It would be a grand insult for God to let the BJU crowd go undisciplined, when faithful believers like me where shunned, ostracized, hated, laughed at, mocked, ridiculed, suffered loneliness, despised and grudged against by the BJU crowd, all because I told the truth and was willing to lose fellowship and church family over it. And I did lose my church family in 2014, when they told me to cease and desist to proclaim the purity of the King James Bible. James 5:9, “Grudge not one against another, brethren, lest ye be condemned: behold, the judge standeth before the door.” They still hold a grudge against me, rejecting me, wanting nothing at all to do with me, and I have done nothing but tell the truth and love them in the Lord. I still suffer today because of their unkindness, apostasy and wickedness, but the Lord is my avenger. Matthew 25:45, “Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.”

The apostate Bob Jones crowd preach from the pulpit about morality, while their dress codes permit their women to wear pants and other immodest clothing. It really discourages me!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 23 Comments [5/4/2017 9:40:18 AM]
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Quote# 126895

[OP of "??? Leftist Junk ???"]

This one goes out to all my anarchos who identify as capitalists!

To the tune of "Sex Junk" as performed by (((Rachel Bloom))) on Bill Nye Saves the World.



This world of ours, has many an intruder

But must I choose between only Remington or Ruger?

Are my options only Glock or Stoeger Cougar?

My people live in a sewer. Not just literal sewer, a human sewer.

Sometimes I do speeches in the mirror, please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that.

'Cause my leftist junk is so oh oh oh! So much to simply go go go!

Anarcho-commies, start at the top off. Physical removal may have some chopper stuff!

It's revolution ain't nothin' asway, there's nothin' taboo about taking leftists away

Just add helis or Augusto Pinochet (Chilean hero)

'Cause my leftist junk is so oh oh oh! So much to simply go go go!

If they're commies I'll displace'em, Lenin or Mao Tse'Tung

I'm down for anything, no SJWs in my town!

Give someone new an upvote, then shitpost Michael Brown (Enter nerd guy who looks disapproving)

"Oh you're such a fascist. Did you learn 1488 on reddit?"

STFU with all of that while I drop some leftists.

Politics's a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might be removed if you lean left on it.

Anarcho-Syndicalist, Natsoc, just remove what doesn't feel right...

You're a homosexual, trans-gendered, filthy Trotskyite!

Who enjoys a ocean flight in the cold moonlight? With the Atlantic swallowin' a sacrifice?

Damn skippy homeslice deport 'em with me all night

(Nerd removes ANTIFA™ headgear to reveal he's wearing a MAGA hat)

Removal how you want it it's your g-damn right!

'Cause my leftist junk is so oh oh oh! So much to simply go go go!

Get out our vicinity! Get out our vicinity! My leftist junk's worse than latkes and gefilte.

With lots of shekels.


LeftistsToTheLions, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 17 Comments [5/4/2017 7:13:16 PM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 230

And it was some 3.68 years earlier, was on May 16th 1983, that I had my first and only open-eye Biblical like apparition, when at 2:30am I was woken up whilst sleeping next to my sleeping wife and looked towards the windows, when the curtains ‘disappeared’ and in their place was a large white screen. Then, the metaphysical ‘movie’ first showed me a wilderness location, and temporary accommodation units of a rather different type, in that each unit consisted of four interlocking circular and tents standing on a 10 x 10 metre square base. I knew it was exactly 10 metres because a ‘voice’ spoke into my mind. The second part of the apparition was seeing the Adversary himself face to face and eyeball to eye ball. The appartion showed me clearly that the Devil also resides in Satan for they are as One. So to the metaphysical, the Adversary, seems to like the two common denominators 155 and 508. And Satan at 155 x the Devil 508 and /2,000 is 39.37 and 39.37 inches is one metre, (unless one likes the square root of 1550 at 39.37003937 inches). And the reciprocal of 508 x 20,000 is 39.370078 inches. And there are 508 days from September 11, 2001 to the destruction of Shuttle Columbia on February 1, 2003. Thus the New World Order Elite re-established during the French Revolution a former cubit they termed a metre at 39.37 inches.

JohnDM, EvC Forum 12 Comments [7/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126869

(This guy is a quote goldmine)

Is it wrong to cheer on [live suicides]?

Empathy might say it's bad... But it's consistent with the non-aggression principle, so it's okay

whateverdude6833, Deviantart 16 Comments [5/3/2017 9:23:01 PM]
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Quote# 126868

Let me tell you my personal ordeal with a Ouija board.

I was 23 years old.  (I know that was back in the Bronze Age, but divination hasn't changed.)  I was addicted to a Ouija board. I had people driving 100 miles to put their hands on the glass object, ask the board questions, and have it spell out answers. I was so good at it that the glass object could move with no hands on it.
It made predictions and many of them came true. It instilled power in me that was stunning. The glass object that spelled out words would often spin around the board in a frenzy, and it was always talking about dark, evil things. All predictions were negative. It scared many participants. It has supernatural power, but since it is of the devil, not all predictions came true because the devil does not know the future.
When I asked the board where it got its power, it spelled S-A-T-A-N. 
One evening I put the board away and felt a presence in my apartment. I did not want to open my eyes because I knew I would see a demon.
If you think I am doing this for sensationalism, I can tell you that it has not been easy reliving my experience. I do it only to spare some of you from my mistakes.

Jan Markell, Jan Markell 23 Comments [5/3/2017 9:22:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Tony

Quote# 212

With the dark enities that bother me,I too would feel their presence move about and on my bed.Trying to shake my bed even,at that point I would locate the pestering demon by the vibrations that it gave off and would wack that area with a cross;the shaking then stops.

Mongoose60, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [7/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126892

I think a lot of this depends on demographic transitions in the future, and potential cultural/ideological shifts. Right now, the U.S. is highly fractionalized at a local level (black vs white vs latino neigborhoods) which does not lend itself well to establishing homogeneous states. The most "white" areas are also the most liberal (VT, NH), and the populace generally rejects the idea of white identity entirely. Ironically, these whites who buy the most into leftist dogma are the ones who live their lives free from the "diversity" they all claim to love. Redpilling this population will be critical.

I think as people become more racially aware, and the US government becomes increasingly divided and incapable, we will see higher voluntary discrimination (whites moving to more white areas) and more polarized populations. Perhaps an exodus of whites from the south to the north could be intentional, with the idea of creating an ethnostate in mind, similar to what libertarians tried to do in NH. Public acknowledgement of such efforts will likely be the beginning of the end to the US political structure, as whites struggle to reconcile military force used to prevent the ethnostate outcome with their committment to the "United States," and must choose a side

Maelchon, Reddit 12 Comments [5/4/2017 7:10:22 PM]
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Quote# 126772

Don’t fall of the Democrat’s lies about gun control. Whenever a Democrat stands up to talk about firearms they have no idea what they are talking about. Bans of all sorts, background checks, and waiting periods don’t deter crime or prevent tragedies. If you are anti-gun then don’t buy one and don’t try to tell people like me that I’m morally wrong for owning one. Trust us, we aren’t listening. Why? Lions care not for the opinions of sheep. Stay safe, keep your weapon(s) clean, and use common sense. All my CHL/LTC holder brothers and sisters: keep making America a safer place knowing that should a criminal try to hurt others, we will be there to stop them.

#weapons #liberals #liberal #gun control #gunblr #guns of tumblr #firearms #pro gun #progressive #conservatives #libertarian #liberty #freedomthefuckon #freedom #free speech #safety #lions

soviet-saiyan, Tumblr 25 Comments [4/29/2017 12:49:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 216

After flipping past the Drudge Report, I see that Hurricane Dennis is now packing 185mph winds and heading right for the U.S. mainland.

Many storm centers have predicted this year (and perhaps subsequent years) will have a higher than average amount of hurricanes and tropical storms that will impact the U.S. All of this has been determined from 100+ years of weather data and the latest technology.

Perhaps I could have made the same prediction that these folks did, with only one book at my disposal...the Bible. Folks, I sincerely believe that this hurricane is the mere tip of the iceberg of up and coming judgement upon the U.S. We have officially turned our back on God's chosen people with this road map to disaster along with the crumbling morals that once made this country great. God's protection has been in the process of being lifted (9/11) and we are only going to see things like this intensify. No believer should be caught off guard by this as America has earned its judgement from the Lord who has been incredibly more patient with us then we ever did deserve.

Hurricanes, droughts, floods, earthquakes...hang on...its going to get bumpy.

Beaker, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [7/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 221

[Replying to "A species could not exist unless it reproduced."]

Exactly That is why evolution is impossible

A4C, Christian Forums 9 Comments [7/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 191

No it [the Bible] shouldnt be heavly scrutinized because god did it and god can do anyhting

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums 19 Comments [7/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126905

Satan knows that if he can successfully break up the family unit, he will also break up the unity of the church, and, I might add, of our nation. Satanists within Christian churches work hard to separate families. They start all sorts of programs for teenagers, school age, and preschool children. They develop separate programs for women and men, so as to keep the parents separated as much as possible also.

Children need to listen to the sermons and join in the prayer meetings just as much as the parents. All through the Bible the principle of learning by joining in with parents is shown. Children learn respect both for God and the church by learning to sit quietly in church and listening to the pastor. Immediately after programs are provided for young people separating them from the main church services, they lose respect for the pastor and the church. THEY don’t have to sit and listen to the pastor, he is just too boring. This is the attitude they quickly develop.
What better way for children to learn to pray than by joining in with their parents? Husbands and wives are constantly under attack by Satan. In this day of easy divorce, couples need to spend time together to stay unified. Separating them within the church, and for such things as retreats, etc. is a big step towards driving wedges between husbands and wives.

Rebecca Brown, He Came to Set the Captives Free (book) 4 Comments [5/5/2017 10:14:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 126902

Breastroke with me won't you in the whitewater rapids of TRUTH LOGIC COMMONSENSE & The AmericanWay! They don't even try to debate me anymore knowing damnwell I will eat their familytree & shit sawdust! ThankU FOX BizNews for havint the intestinal fortitude & honesty to have me on! Drive Safely

Ted Nugent, Facebook 9 Comments [5/5/2017 10:10:01 AM]
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Quote# 126889

When 50 LGBT were slaughtered in Florida, LGBT activists either remained silent, or rushed to defend islam as a religion of peace. But when a Christian who has no problem serving those into homosexuality will not promote a same-gender wedding no matter who asked, and these same LGBT activists will rabidly attack them with death threats, lawsuits, violence and more, it's clear they will not defend "everyone's right to live as they wish" but instead force everyone to get in line with their anti-Christian, pro-islam agenda.

Colin Rafferty:
WTF are you talking about? There was an enormous outcry when that happened in Orlando.
Are you upset that they didn't blame all Muslims, and instead just blamed the ones who actually did it? That they didn't want to tar everyone with the same bigoted brush, like they always get tarred with?

And which private citizen are you talking about being forced to do something against their will? Or are you talking about a store that illegally refused service?

"Are you upset that they didn't blame all Muslims, and instead just blamed the ones who actually did it?"
See what I mean? LGBT activists hate Christians and call them bigots, and homophobes but then when someone from islam slaughters 50 LGBT, you rush to defend islam by saying "only one of them did it", then go back to going after Christians with cries of "bigots" and "homophobes". You just proved my point. Since you edited your post, I'll edit mine: hundreds of MILLIONS of those who follow islam slaughter to consent to the slaughter of LGBT, throwing them off of buildings, not just a few "individuals". Your claim that only a few are like that is a lie.

And people have no problem serving those into homosexuality - another lie to say "they refuse to serve them" - the issue is they refuse to support sinful ACTS no matter WHO asks.

But notice your hate towards Christians, enraged they won't support what they deem sinful ACTS, while ignoring hundreds of MILLIONS of islamists who slaughter or consent to the slaughter of lgbt. It's becoming clear you people are really pro-islam activists pretending to be lgbt activists. Feel free to cite your posts denouncing islam when hundreds of MILLIONS of them consent to lgbt being_killed by being thrown off of buildings. You won't cite any, which shows you act just like a pro-islam activists pretending to be for lgbt.

Colin Rafferty:
You are putting words into my mouth. I have never said anything against Christians as a group.

I treat people as individuals. If one Muslim shoots up a nightclub, I don't blame all Muslims. If one Christian refuses to serve a couple, I don't blame all Christians.

So please tell me how LGBT organizations attack all Christians as a group. Not attack individual Christians who illegally refuse to serve them, but Christians as a group.

Reason2012, Christian News Network 20 Comments [5/4/2017 9:41:42 AM]
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Quote# 126837

As I mentioned, I have, myself, encountered a werwolf face-to-face once so far. Perhaps it would be helpful to describe that experience here. One evening at dusk I was driving from my office back to the hospital to see a patient who had taken a turn for the worse. I was alone in the car and was driving down a stretch of isolated country road where there were no houses or buildings within at least a one mile radius. Suddenly, about a block ahead of me a huge werwolf stepped out into the middle of the road. As I approached closer, he raised up and stood on his hind legs. I put my foot down hard on the accelerator intending to swerve around him but the car didn’t respond. It glided to a stop, motor still running, despite all my prayers and attempts to make it go. I sat there staring in horror at the most incredibly ugly and fierce creature I had ever seen. I felt as if I was drowning in the pure evil power that radiated from him. He threw back his head and howled — a terrifying sound which I shall never forget.

Then he looked straight into my eyes and told me, “You can’t go anywhere — see, I have stopped your car and there’s nothing you can do about it. Now I’m going to enjoy ripping your throat out and drinking your blood. You have been interfering with Satan too long; I am going to punish you. You cannot stand against my power.” Ending in a deep growl, he started walking from the front of the car toward my door.

Fear rolled over me in waves, but I knew I must stand, as I was certain it was not the Lord’s will for me to die at that point. I knew I had work yet to do. The Lord had taught me well during my near fatal illness 3 years previously. As I made my decision to stand my ground, the Holy Spirit flooded such calm and peace and strength into my soul. He (the Holy Spirit) also flashed the understanding into my mind that the werwolf was trying to frighten me into panicking and running. If I had done so, he would have been able to kill me.

Taking a deep breath, I extended my right hand to point directly at him and cried out, “STOP! In the name of Jesus STOP! you foul servant of Satan! I am a servant of Jesus Christ who is God almighty! It is not my master’s will for me to die now. You may not touch me for I have work yet to do.” The werwolf stopped in his tracks, unable to move, snarling and growling in fury.

Pointing at him again, I looked straight into his eyes and said, “In the name of Jesus I command you to get out of my way and be gone! My hour of death has not yet come. NOW GO!” He howled once more, then dropped onto all fours and disappeared off the edge of the road into a field of tall corn.

I was shaking so hard in relief that I could hardly drive. But as my car gathered speed I drove away praising the Lord for once again “Extending his right hand against the anger of my foes.” Psalm 138:7. (I stopped about a mile down the road and had a “nervous breakdown” before going on to the hospital.)

If only people would realize the power available to them in Jesus. Much has been written about various methods of effectively killing werwolves while they are in their wolf form. I would never consider even trying such a thing because in so doing I would be killing a human who’s salvation is my deepest concern. Also, once such a person is killed, the demon would leave the body immediately and then the body would return to its human form. That, of course, would present a most awkward situation because who would believe that the dead body was ever in a different form? The killer would most certainly be accused of murder, and rightly so.

Rebecca Brown, He Came To Set the Captives Free 32 Comments [5/2/2017 1:29:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Denizen