Quote# 141491

if my seventeen year old son attacked a fifteen year old girl, I would do as much as I could to protect him from the consequences of the crime he committed.

Little Nemo, The Straight Dope 18 Comments [12/13/2018 6:39:12 PM]
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Quote# 141411

I would say I readily believe all of the claims in the Bible because I think hundreds of them have been documented, have been verified. Can you show me something that has been proven wrong from the Bible? Has an archaeologist proven anything wrong? They've discovered, like, the Hittite civilization. The Bible talked about the Hittites. Nobody heard of the Hittites for hundreds of years and all of a sudden, bing, they find evidence of the Hittites. Whoa!

I think the "improbable claims", all of the claims that I'm aware of in the Bible that can be verified have been verified. Some are yet still future. You'll see. Watch your knees. Next time you wash your knees, think "These things are gonna bow before Jesus Christ." Yes, they are.

Questionable sources; insufficient evidence? I think there's overwhelming evidence that the Bible is true. Now if you choose not to believe it (which is obviously what you've done), OK. I choose to believe it. But it's not questionable sources on insufficient evidence. You're the fool here.

Kent Hovind, Youtube 15 Comments [12/1/2018 4:02:12 PM]
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Quote# 141413

(=Regarding Christians who believe in Evolution=)

Sharon Price: There are plenty of scientists who believe in a young earth. Unfortunately, our secular society discredits and ostracises them. It is important for a Christian to know if the Bible is the Truth... if it is not 100% true, where does truth begin? Also, as Jesus spoke of Genesis as truth, for the Christian not to believe in literal Genesis, means they can’t trust Jesus. Either He is God personified, or he’s a charlatan. Yes, there are prophetic writings, but they are very clearly prophetic, and that is the only place a day for a thousand years is used. So decide for yourselves, whom you will believe, but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

Chelleberry: You are completely correct Sharon. To discredit any part of the scriptures is to discredit God. I am so shocked to see so called Christians happy to dismiss scriptures. They don't realise how detrimental it is.

Raptor: You’re quite right Sharon, what is at stake is the entire veracity of scripture from page one onwards, yet some on here who claim to be Christians and therefore should have a great interest in its truthfulness, not only feel that this is a trifling matter which we shouldn’t be discussing, but vigorously defend what is basically a pagan atheistic philosophy dressed up in scientific garb, which the Bible does not in any way support, and furthermore neither does true science.

Sharon Price: Also look up on YouTube, “Dam Bursting” to see the evolutionary theories on the Grand Canyon taking millions of years to form, being destroyed. “New Island Birth” to demonstrate how the land forms don’t take millions of years to form. Mt St Helens eruption to discredit the radio carbon dating. They’ve also tested a newly dead seal, and various body parts registered various ridiculous ages. There are literally thousands of real life examples, secular scientists don’t bother to make public, as the only alternative is the absolute truth of the bible. Also, a great reference for any questions is CREATION.COM.

Brian M: Michael Roberts thinks Genesis 1 is poetry. The Bible is its own best interpreter. The Ten Commandments is certainly not poetry. The fourth commandment explained in Exodus 20:8-11 only makes sense if the days of the week including the Sabbath and the days of Genesis1 mean the same thing. So Genesis 1 is also not poetry.

Sharon Price & others, Premier 12 Comments [12/1/2018 8:01:16 PM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 141414

(=On a non-literal interpretation of Genesis=)

Oh good, more resources in support of not believing the historical narrative of the Bible, as if it is just yet another book from men (not God? We’ll just ignore 2 Timothy 3:16… and the references Jesus made to both creation and Noah’s flood). Ironic this article is in “Bible History Daily” – hey, it’s not ‘history’ if you don’t believe it. Have you considered the possibility that the Bible is actually true and similar creation/flood stories are found with the Babylonians and other cultures of the time because it is true, though they have twisted the truth to suit their own desires and rejection of the only true God? Broad is the road that leads to destruction, so thanks for helping to pave the way to not believing in the authenticity, the historicity, and authority of God’s word, I think?

Robert, Biblical Archaeology 14 Comments [12/1/2018 8:13:50 PM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 141428

Korea – Unification, but Does Not have to be ‘German Style’

It is strange that when you come from the south, near to the DMZ (De-militarized zone, which divides Korea into two parts), you will see many flags and sentimental ‘peace’ slogans, but nothing that would represent the points of view of the North Korean people. All the flags are those of ROC (Republic of Korea, otherwise known as South Korea).

Many people near the division line have turned this entire area into a tourist trap, with observation towers ‘to get a glimpse of North Korea’, with stores selling ROK and US military ‘souvenirs’, even old military gear. As if North Koreans were some rare animals living in a cage, fascinating to study and to observe, but dangerous to touch.

Yes, all flags here are those of the ROK. Even if the two flags are crossed, in what should be a fraternal symbolic unison, they are always two identical ones – those of South Korea. This looks truly bizarre, but that’s how it is.

Something always seems to be desperately missing in this South Korean ‘strive for peace’ and for the re-united Korea. And what is missing is somehow totally basic: it is at least some essential symbolism from the north – the DPRK!

I know both parts of Korea – DPRK and ROK. And what worries me, is that it looks as if the South thinks it can pull this entire ‘businesses of unification’, alone, without considering the needs and desires of the other side.

And the West takes it for granted that the North will be, eventually, simply swallowed by the South. Because it is used to get what it wants. Because in its fundamentalist zeal, it is not even capable of considering the sensitivities and goals of other political, philosophical and social systems.

The plan of both the West and South Korea is simple, although it is mostly never clearly defined, for ‘strategic reasons’: ‘Once the moment of potential unification arrives, the DPRK would simply cease to exist, as East Germany ceased to exist three decades ago. Right after that, the entire Korea would be run on capitalist principles, under the ‘patronage’ and diktat of the West.’

And both the people and the leadership of North Korea will just fall on their knees and surrender, after the masses break down the border fences with their bare hands. Ordinary people will happily renounce their system, as well as the several decades of determined struggle and sacrifice. Everything will be thrown to the altar of mighty South Korean corporations and the pro-Western regime. Correct? Keep dreaming!

Korea is not Germany. And the second decade of the 21st century is very different from those bizarre, confused years when Gorbachev brilliantly demonstrated to the world, how much damage one naïve and useful idiot could cause to his own country and the entire planet.

The truth is – North Korea will never disintegrate the way East Germany did for many reasons, one of them being that, German history is very different: Germany was divided between 4 victorious powers after WWII. The Western part did not necessarily want to be capitalist and pro-Western (US and UK forged the post-war elections), and the East did not necessarily want to be in the Soviet orbit, either. Let’s be honest: the entire country was, just a bit earlier, running amok, shouting bizarre slogans and salivating under swastikas, maniacally admiring a murderous psychopath.

No, North Korea was not and is not East Germany! It was not ‘designated’ to any bloc. It fought a tremendous battle for its own system; it lost millions of its people during the brutal war, or call it genocide, committed by the West. And in the end, after receiving fraternal help from China, it finally won.

Since the beginning, the DPRK was an internationalist country, very much like Cuba. Not yet fully recovered from horrific devastation, it helped to liberate great parts of Africa.

It always knew what it wanted, it fought for it andin the end, it achieved many of its goals!

It never crumbled under sanctions and the combined propaganda of the ROK and its Western backers.

Even after the Soviet Bloc collapsed, it did not change its course.

It is an amazing country, no matter what some people think about its political system. And North Koreans are amazing people (I was privileged to film there, for my ‘poetic’ 25-minute film “Faces of North Korea”). They will not sell their ideals for bigger cars and a pair of designer jeans.Just like for Cuba, the North Korean motherland is not some commodity.

Then also imagine China and Russia, how ‘ecstatic’ both countries (increasingly under threat from the West) would be, if the entire Korea were to fall into North American hands. Imagine those military bases intimidating Herbin, Dalian, Beijing, Khabarovsk and Vladivostok!

South Korea suspects that the North will not yield.

They have tried everything: erecting enormous propaganda palaces like that infamous “War Museum” in Seoul.

They broadcasted their propaganda sermons via radio stations, even huge loudspeakers, placing them right near the division line. They joined efforts with the West, trying to isolate, even starve, their own sister in the north. Nothing helped.

ROK used to censor the press, disappear and murder its own dissidents, torture and rape political prisoners. All that, just in order to break any sympathy left for Communist ideals in the South.The South Korean campaign of terror was horrible, only comparable to those in South America under the right-wing dictatorships, and of course to that in post-1965 Indonesia.

Seoul never really apologized to the victims. Unlike in Taiwan, no monuments or museums were erected to the fatalities of the right-wing terror.

Trying to ‘soften’the DPRK by sanctions, arms race, and intimidation, has not brought any fruits. And it never will. Just the opposite: North Korea managed to harden itself; to mobilize and learn to produce basically everything: from automobiles to rockets, from computers to cutting edge medical equipment and medicine.

The only way for the two parts of Korea to find a common language is to show to each other deep respect.The German scenario would not, and, never should work here.

Both flags have to fly next to each other. Both political and economic systems have to be respected. When talking about unification, both ‘ways’ should be considered.

If South Korea were to ‘devour’ the North, nothing good would come from it:only more tension, discontent and possible confrontation. The North is a proud land. It has achieved plenty, alone. It has survived, against all the odds. It has helped oppressed parts of the world, honestly and generously. It has much to be proud of.Therefore, it will never surrender.

Yet, Korea is one nation and it is longing for unity. It will get it, but first: the ‘two sisters’, both beautiful, both brilliant, both very different, have to sit together and talk honestly and sincerely. They have done it before, and they will do it again. Both, together, are forming a family. But they cannot live together in one room. Not yet. In one house, yes, but in two different apartments.

And when they talk and try to build their home, again, there should be no interference from outside. They don’t need anybody to tell them what to do. They know, they will find a common language if left alone. It is all possible, and hopefully, soon, it will happen. But not the ‘German way’; it will either happen the ‘Korean way’, or not at all.

Andre Vltchek, Journal NEO 12 Comments [12/2/2018 9:29:32 AM]
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Quote# 141429

Hundreds of residents of the Mexican border city of Tijuana protest the thousands of Central American migrants who have arrived in the hope of starting a new life in the US. On Sunday, local residents waved Mexican flags, sang the national anthem and chanted 'Out! Out!' At one point, police formed a barrier between the Central American migrants and protesting locals. Protesters have called the migrant caravan an 'invasion' and are accusing the migrants of being messy, ungrateful and a danger to Tijuana. They are concerned Mexican taxes might be spent to care for the group as they wait, possibly months, to apply for asylum in the US

Residents of Tijuana, The Guardian 9 Comments [12/2/2018 9:30:15 AM]
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Quote# 141430

If I'm at my rally and a mob of degenerates, autists and the permanently unemployed show up with the sole intention of creating violence, based on literally nothing, you deserve what you get.

The left is the party of degeneracy, criminality, autism and pedophilia racism and emotion-based everything. You are a disgusting piece of shit in human shape if you identify anywhere on the left; and most likely stuck in attested development.

[deleted], Reddit - /r/ShitPoliticsSays 23 Comments [12/2/2018 9:30:51 AM]
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Quote# 141431

Now, let’s say that one in ten people are genuine born-again Believers (which I highly doubt). We are clearly told in Matthew 7:14 that few people ever make it to Heaven! ... “Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, AND FEW THERE BE THAT FIND IT” (Matthew 7:14; See also: Luke 13:23,24). How tragic! How horrible! Honestly, I would be very surprised if more than one out of every hundred people are truly saved and on their way to Heaven!

Consider the 1,000,000,000 people in China who know not the Lord Jesus Christ! Consider the 1,600,000,000 Arabs (Islamic Muslims) who worship Allah and honor the prophet Mohammed, but they do not honor the Lord Jesus Christ. Consider over 1,000,000,000 Roman and Orthodox Catholics around the world that worship Mary, and are trying to earn their way into Heaven through keeping the Seven-Sacraments, confession to a priest, and good works. They are all hellbound in their sins and unbelief.

On and on, religion and more religion! Countless billions of people are trusting in their religion to save them instead of the Lord Jesus Christ. Surely, nine out of ten people in this wicked world are bound for a Godless, eternal Hell. I have no doubt whatsoever that 90% of the people in this world are going to Hell. Why? For one simple reason friend, they do not have the Lord Jesus Christ as their Savior. They have never believed the Gospel message. They have been deceived by Satan (2nd Corinthians 4:4).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [12/2/2018 9:35:43 AM]
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Quote# 141459


democrats are the party of rape.

They want to put frat boys in prison for consensual sex with a drunk girl, but when it comes to violent, forced rape, the democrats are full on proponent. Just check out the threads on the Muslim rape jihad and you'll see all the forum leftists defending rape tooth and claw.

democrats are promoters of violent, forcible rape.




In the 2012 Todd Akin spoke of "real rape." The democrats savaged him for it. Now democrats are the party of rape, so it's not surprising.

Akin was right of course. What the left calls "rape" involves generally young people who drink too much or use drugs and end up having sex. If the girl regrets the sex then the boy is put in prison and called a "rapist." The left has created a climate of fear in what is essentially a Victorian era attack on normal sexual activity,

But rape, real rape, is a violent act. It's more about power and domination than it is about sex. And of course the left, the democrats, are major apologists and supporters of violent, forcible rape. Muslims are victimizing women all across Europe, but the democrats demand we be culturally sensitive and not complain.

The left is at war against women, and rape is just a political toy for them. If it can be used to create fear and oppression on American campuses, then the faux-rape will be pushed to absurdity. The goal is the neuter American men and create an environment of fear. But real rape is also a tool for the left. Real rape leaves women traumatized and often scarred for life. But the left excuses it as a cultural expression by their Islamist allies.

Uncensored2008, US messageboard 17 Comments [12/5/2018 1:52:00 PM]
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Quote# 141466

"From Whence the Madness?"



Delusion: noun: perceiving that which does not exist. It's the just desserts of those who scoff at a certain Good Book, who won't admit their slavish devotion to its principal nemesis, the god of this world.

Enter a most unexpected roadblock to the plans of their one-world messiah. His election could not have happened without divine providence, a fact that earns him the rabid hate of all to whom truth is like pulling a cross on Dracula. He contends with a malevolent media wholly prostrate before a certain political party.

Having evicted truth, they embrace Delusion, that masked lover whose poison whispering waltzes them ever farther leftward, over a cliff into uncharted realms of insanity. These enlightened elites obsess over banning plastic straws while violent illegals try to storm the border fence. Their word police demand 'you guys' be replaced by the gender-gutted 'y'all'. The list of said genders now tops 57 in that ongoing effort by Nemesis to undo all that was wrought by the Creator.

America, last obstacle to the globalist pipe dream, rots from within, courtesy of a certain party having well earned such sobriquets as Dims and Demoncraps. Having fraudulently taken the House, they now face the novel situation of having to actually do something, in lieu of impotently sniping away from the sidelines. Their self-serving agenda, of course, is endless and pointless investigations in support of the unholy 'resistance', better translated as 'communist coup'.

At this point, the enemies of freedom have outgrown the playpen. The place they've gone makes our traditional stage seem normal by comparison, a set we've always known as. . . .The Twilight Zone.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 37 Comments [12/7/2018 10:26:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 141475

God's promises are true

Can we believe and trust that God keeps His promises. He has promised to be with us always, and His promises are true.

"Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee." Hebrews 13:5.

When things in this life seem hopeless and we have problems come our way, even if it looks as if God is far from us. He is with us.

We can trust God's promises, because He does not lie, nor change His mind.

"God is not man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent." Numbers 23:19.

Many times when God seems so far away, He is actually carrying us.

God knows what we are going through and we can trust Him to be with us.

He never promised that our way will always be easy and no problems, but our greatest comfort is knowing that He is with us, no matter what.

We can be assured that God's promises are true.

--

Patsy Lambert is from Whitmire. Her columns appear weekly in The Newberry Observer.

Patsy Lambert, Newberry Observer 14 Comments [12/7/2018 11:37:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 141478

One weird thing I have noticed about women (yes, this will be a broad generalisation, but it happens all too frequently to not be thing) is that many have a complete inability to acknowledge the consequences of their actions, a disconnect of cause and effect. hence their confusion when they get blowback for whatever they do and say.


it's not just you, I think this is a general thing that has been brought about due to the way the education system and especially universities coddle them. In my opinion, it is less of a gender based thing and more of a class based thing, working class women don't have the time and can't afford to bitch about this stuff and behave this way. Middle/Upper class women however have been so coddled and never been told no or to shut up their whole lives.

Now they're slowly beginning to enter into the real world they've realised that the world doesn't revolve around them and worse. There are people who actually not only disagree with them but openly hate them. Well in their heads the only people who could possibly do that are misogynists and Nazis because those are the only types of people who would disagree with their beliefs.

I'm vividly reminded of a time when some working class waitress who got shit over being white while she was trying to do her job and it was some extremely privileged cunt from Oxford who had been indoctrinated into this shit. Just because he was black, he genuinely thought that she was still privileged despite the fact that he went to fucking Oxford.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rhodes-must-fall-campaigner-ntokozo-qwabe-oxford-university-claims-cape-town-waitress-white-tears-a7037911.html

He said: "Even if she’s working class, she is linked to whiteness. By virtue of her skin colour, she is privileged.


Now this little incident is where it happened with a man so it's not necessarily gendered, but women I think are more likely to have this sort of mentality. When you understand the ideology though you realise as he states himself, he's black and she's white, therefore she has white privilege, her social status doesn't matter, it's the colour of her skin.

Hope this goes to some way explaining their racist and sexist way of thinking, these are people who come from extraordinarily rich backgrounds or are from communities that are largely cut off from the outside world and don't have to deal with the consequences of the policies they support.

In the world of anti-capitalists and feminists, a black millionaire is more of a victim than a white homeless man.

Lethn, r/MensRights 12 Comments [12/7/2018 11:47:06 PM]
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Quote# 141486

As for public blasphemy laws. I am starting to think we should bring them back . To use an old case,back from 1987 a piece of trash art by Andrea Cerrano called P*ss Chr*st which was a crucifix soaked in urine

Now if he wanted this filth in his private home, its not my business nor yours but it was in a publicly funded museum

Anyone with any morals would know better and the proper response to people who undermine and subvert the social fabric that way is jail time and lots of it for public display of such things. Repeat offenders get the gallows

Otherwise you will be subverted and undermined at every opportunity and I’d rather live in authoritarian Christian state than what the Left will bring any time.

A.B. Prosper, Occam's Razor 17 Comments [12/11/2018 1:13:47 PM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 141494

I had a terrible summer when it comes to my gender dysphoria. It got so intense, right after the Atlantic thing, and then Blood and Visions weirdly made it a lot worse, and all the way through me graduating my dysphoria was killing me. It was SO disheartening, because I’m committed to never doing anything like HRT or cutting my body up, mostly because I’m trying to be in really good shape in my 90’s. But it’s super disheartening when you’re in an episode like that and it feels like it’ll just be your whole life, and the only option is putting up with it or wrecking your pelvic floor.

And then I stopped waitressing. I started working full time as an LPC, suddenly I was going WEEKS without anyone at my workplace making comments about my body. Indeed as an LPC it’s kind of my job, if anyone does make a comment about my body, to make a big deal about boundaries and what boundaries are appropriate in the therapy room. That is the OPPOSITE of being a waitress/a receptionist/ legal assistant/barback/ working at a union. That’s such a huge difference in my working day.

Then at the same time I finally get feedback in my life that’s proof of my own self-efficacy, in that this long terrible grad school process finally produced a degree.

My gender dysphoria has been, for the past month, on vakay. I barely have been thinking about my body, except if I’m hungry or my back hurts or I’m feeling particularly energized and good. But not those obsessive thoughts about “oh my body is shaped so funny” or “everyone’s looking at my body” or “I can’t do anything in this body” or “I’m trapped in this body.” Guys and gyns, me barely thinking about my body is UNREAL. IT’S SO GOOD. IT’S SO FUN TO NOT THINK THAT MUCH ABOUT THE SHAPE OR APPEARANCE OF MY BODY.

What’s even crazier about not thinking that much about my body is that for most of September I was having pretty good naked times, and naked times have historically been prime triggers for my gender dysphoria. (The naked times have come to an end, in the calmest and non-distressing breakup I’ve ever experienced, so even though they’re over I still consider the whole thing a win?)

So we go from a July/August crazy intense GD episode to near-extinction in September. My conclusion is I think my GD is so much about stress and self-efficacy. I get those obsessive thoughts when the world has given me lots of feedback that I’m totally powerless. If I’m getting feedback that I’m capable of having some impact in the outer world, and if I’m not only allowed but strongly encouraged to enforce boundaries, my GD seems to want to take a break.

Now, the patterns to my GD don’t mean much about your GD. I’m just saying what do you know about your GD if you haven’t tracked it? Also what would you rather not know about your GD? Are there aspects to your GD you’d really rather not acknowledge?

Because I get it, I get wanting that surgery and wanting that beard and just wanting to plow through and not wait any longer. But what you don’t want to acknowledge will end up fucking you up. You have to force yourself to be super real about your GD. If your therapist is anything like how mine were, they will not force you to be very real about your GD. If the people in the community you know are anything like the people I knew, they will tell you thinking too hard about your GD is internalized transphobia. So this is on you.

Other people have not signed any kind of agreement with a higher power to give you good advice. Other people are not particularly invested in how your life turns out. You are actually the only person responsible for the advice you listen to and the consequences you have to live out because of the advice you chose to listen to. Believe you me, when shit goes south, all those people who told you to jump in and waste no time will swear they didn’t say it like that.

Track your GD for at LEAST a year. Whatever the consequences of taking T are for you, you will live out those consequences for SO MUCH LONGER than a year. Don’t accept your own bullshit, no matter what social incentives there are for accepting your own bullshit. You will create exceptionally dumb and hard situations to have to navigate. In the end no matter how it all pans out the lesson is the same- we create what we end up experiencing. Yes, in a world that is violent and dumb and unfair and a shitpile. But in this shitpile we still make our own choices, and get a lot of data back about what our choices create. Track that data now so you can think a little clearer about what kind of data you want to get a year from now.

Carey Callahan, Carey Callahan 8 Comments [12/13/2018 6:54:33 PM]
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Quote# 122356

A feminist has a manly look, a bossy look, an opinion, a take charge look, an attitude—acting like A MAN. The Word of God teaches that women are to maintain a “shamefaced” look (i.e., to be extremely modest, without opinion, quiet, and a follower) ... “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness...” (1st Timothy 2:9). I can hear some feminist rebel right now scoffing, “You mean women can't have an opinion?” No, the Bible says you cannot—not when it pertains to men's matters, a man's authority in the home, or the business of the church.

A godly woman obeys her husband (Titus 2:5), she remains quiet in the church's business (1st Corinthians 14:34), she asks questions to her husband at home (1st Corinthians 14:35). In sharp contrast to God's way, today's American feminist has a defiant attitude against authority—she wants a say in everything, sasses her husband and pastor, and meddles in things she ought not. It is a horrible sin! Women who pursue careers over marriage and motherhood are blaspheming the Word of God.

Now, I'm not endorsing Islam, but concerning women, the Arab culture comes much closer to being right than the American feminist culture of bossy wives, women preachers and career women. Rebellious Americans consider a woman being required to dresses modestly a form of oppression. Albeit, the American lewd and nude culture has inspired generations of sexual immorality, abortion and homosexuality.

Arab women are required (it's not an option) to obey their husbands and remain silent. I love that. Call me what you want... the Word of God proclaims A MAN as the head of his home, A MAN as the pastor of the church, and A MAN as a preacher of God's Word. America's women are out of control—which is clearly seen in the abortion rate, the divorce rate, pornography, et cetera. The Word of God teaches that women are to remain SILENT in the churches.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 29 Comments [11/7/2016 4:52:01 PM]
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Quote# 139722

Dickpill

Turns out if you dick is smaller than 8 inches, you are deficient

A common normie argument is that the motion of the ocean, and not the size of the boat, matters the most in bed. This is nothing but bluepill propaganda, designed to give false hope n’ cope to dicklets. As we examine this blackpill, you’ll see that your penis size could fuck you over if you’re not Chad.

http://www.penissizedebate.com/page40_ideal-penis-size.htm

According to the study above, the ideal dick size was found to be between 7 and 8 inches, and the ideal girth of the penis was found to be between 6 and 7 inches.

3D model experiment

A research group from two American universities presented 3D dick models to some 18+ femoids. The average length of the penis chosen was about 6.3 inches for a long term partner. Compare this to the average dick size of just about 5.2 inches in the US. About 20% of the women (old hags included) even “admitted to dumping a guy because his penis was ‘too small’.” Only about 7% of the foids said that they left a guy for a dick that’s “too large” [1].

The importance of dick size during sex

Again, let’s come back to the belief spread around by normalfaggots. They literally think that you can somehow be extremely good in bed by using your baby dick effectively. Further scientific studies show that this is nothing but BS, since women would experience better vaginal orgasms with a BIG penis.

“Three hundred twenty-three women reported in an online survey their past month frequency of various sexual behaviors (including PVI- penis in vagina intercourse-, vaginal orgasm, and clitoral orgasm), the effects of a longer than average penis on likelihood of orgasm from PVI, and the importance they attributed to PVI and to noncoital sex.

RESULTS: Likelihood of orgasm with a longer penis was related to greater vaginal orgasm frequency... In binary logistic regression, likelihood of orgasm with a longer penis was related to greater importance attributed to PVI” [2].

If you wanna hit that G spot more intensely and accurately, you better have a big wang. Dicklets will commonly cope about “muh girth” while completely turning a blind eye to the main factor that makes pussy easily wet in sex- length.

Further interesting statistics

Size matters: http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/study-shows-the-penis-size-most-women-actually-prefer/

81% of the femoids in the study above said that they prefer an average man with a big dick over a chad with a small one.

61% said that they dumped a man for a dick that was too small.

57% say that bigger is better.

Incel Wiki, Incel Wiki 11 Comments [8/11/2018 6:13:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 56622

Here's some questions I would like to see answered from an Evolutionist/Big Bang proponent:

1. How was the universe created? Let's say for a moment the big bang happened. Then where did the galaxies come from? What about stars, planets, moons, nebulas and gravity?
If the Big Bang happened, that was a miracle in itself, but then to have a galaxy form with stars, planets, moons, etc. would be incredible. Did all of these happen at the beginning or later on?

2. Let's say evolution is true, where did plants and trees come from? Did they evolve from a lower lifeform? What about bacteria and viruses? How is it possible that plants and animals have a symbiotic relationship?

3. Some people theorize that the Earth was formed billions of years ago and was basically a big molten rock that later cooled down. If that's the case where did the Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen and other gases come from? What about the ozone layer and upper atmospheres?

4. Where did magnetic fields come from? It's amazing that a magnetic field is required for us to survive.

5. Where did the water come from and why do we have salt water and fresh water?

6. Where did our Moon come from? How is it possible that our moon is required for our survival?

I don't believe in the Big Bang. In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth. I would like to see some of your thoughts on the questions though.

bbreland, Meridian Star Forums 61 Comments [1/21/2009 2:35:12 PM]
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Quote# 137227

England and the rest of northern Europe as well as the wider 'western world' is plunging into yet more insanity. The latest obsession for the traitors, Marxists, feminists, sodomites and neo-liberals who blight our institutions is 'gender neutral language'. There have been quite a few examples of this Orwellian insanity very recently:

Military chiefs order troops to use gender-neutral language

Some anally retentive and overpaid pen-pusher has banned the use of the following terms by soldiers: mankind, chaps, manpower, gentleman's agreement, man in the street, housewife etc. The name of the subversive unit responsible for this batshit insanity is itself quite insane: 'Equality, Diversity and Inclusion Unit'-a total waste of taxpayers' money and should be abolished forthwith. Indeed not only are these Orwellian 'word fascists' tinkering with the English language but they are also pulling the plug on the Army's recruitment slogan 'Be the Best' because it may put off inferior types from joining up. This is all part of the Army's plan to recruit women (who should be baking and having children), aliens, mentally ill people who can't work out their own gender, butch lesbians, feminists and sodomites into their ranks. They are obviously desparate and can no longer attract men, real men to join up as most with a modicum of intelligence have finally worked out that they are just cannon fodder for a regime which despises them.

This neo-Marxism is not confined to the British Army. It even affects religion. The Church of Sweden likewise has started to use 'gender-neutral' terms for 'God'. "In the name of the Father, son and Holy Spirit" has been replaced with "in the name of God and the Holy Trinity". They have banned references to 'Lord' and 'he' using gender neutral pronouns which as some of my readers will be aware is a feature of Germanic languages other than English. Church of Sweden to start using gender neutral terms for God

Feminists (feminism is a mental illness and a cancer in the 'west') in France are pushing for the French language to be reformed so that 'gender-neutral' language becomes the norm. This of course all stems from the hatred that most feminists have for men. It should not surprise us that many of them are lesbians. The Push to Make French Gender-Neutral

Further afield in Australia the writers of the Commonwealth Games Handbook have also fallen prey to this mental disorder. They have replaced terms such as 'mother', 'father', 'wife', 'boyfriend' with 'parents' and 'partner'. Commonwealth Games guidebook slammed for pushing gender-neutral language

The London Fire Brigade have also been inflicted recently with a dose of Marxist insanity. They have complained to the BBC because one of their programmes on the CBBC channel used the term 'Fireman'. This is an extract of the PC Csar's complaint:“This term is VERY outdated and the term ‘firefighter’ is the preferred, respectful, inclusive, non-sexist, non-gendered term that should be widely used by all media but especially the BBC.” London Fire Brigade Accuses BBC of Sexism

May I suggest as a tax payer that the said jobsworth be given some meaningful and constructive work to do such as FIGHTING FIRES?

Just when you think things could not get any worse we now have the Bank of England falling prey to this virus. They have made a policy decision to eradicate "gendered language from its rule books". Traditional terms such as 'grandfathering' and 'chairman' are to be eliminated in true Orwellian fashion. The Old Lady in danger as the Bank of England ditches gendered language

This nonsense is beginning to blight every aspect of peoples' lives and we must take a stand against this. Just to give you one little and fairly insignificant example, quite a few years ago I attempted to purchase a 'gingerbreadman' biscuit in the local baker's shop and asked for a gingerbreadman. I was told that they were 'gingerbread people'. I responded "so you don't sell gingerbreadmen then? In which case you have lost a sale!" Hit them in the pocket where it hurts!

Wotans Krieger, Aran Myth & Metahistory 26 Comments [3/13/2018 11:26:26 AM]
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Quote# 141480

Impervious: Not admitting of passage or capable of being affected.

Every soulwinning Christian knows the frustration of witnessing to people who have already decided they will never get saved. I was saddened recently, as I read of the impervious attitude of former president of the United States, Benjamin Franklin, who stated...

"He (the Rev. George Whitefield) used, indeed, sometimes to pray for my conversion, but never had the satisfaction of believing that his prayers were heard." -Franklin's Autobiography.


Tragically, Benjamin Franklin heard sermon after sermon by the mighty preacher, George Whitefield, and yet refused to believe upon Jesus Christ. How sad. So many people, like Benjamin Franklin, hear the Word of God preached over and over; BUT, their hearts are harder than concrete. If you haven't guessed it already, the photo to the right is a jackass, a donkey, which is an appropriate symbol of some people's stubbornness to obey the Word of God.

In Mark Chapter 6, the disciples had just witnessed Jesus feed well over 5,000 hungry people with just 5 loaves of bread, and 2 fishes. The Bible says in Mark 6:44 that the men alone numbered 5,000. Including the wives and children, there must have been over 15,000 people. We know for certain there were at least 5,000. Can you imagine, thousands of people being fed from just one little boy's lunch? What a miracle by a wonderful Savior! Yet, just a short time later in Mark 6:52, we read that the disciples feared, lacking faith ... BECAUSE THEIR HEART WAS HARDENED. Wow! And these were Jesus' disciples! I find it interesting that Jesus' own disciples doubted Him at times. This teaches us that even the best of Christians falter. This is true of every believer. We are all emotional creatures, prone to doubt and wander. This is why it's important that we learn to keep our eyes on Jesus, by living in His Word, which He has given to us.

However, it is an entirely different situation when a man refuses to believe upon Christ as his Savior. The disciples weren't impervious, they were simply immature in the Lord. Their hardened hearts were eventually melted away by the Word of God. To the contrary, Benjamin Franklin was impervious, unable to be reached with the Gospel. Proverb 29:1 states, "He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy." A person only has so many breaths to this life, only so many heartbeats ... and then this earthly life is over forever. Kindly said, Benjamin Franklin was like a jackass, who stubbornly heard the Gospel preached again and again; BUT, HIS HEART WAS HARDENED. No amount of preaching was ever able to reach Benjamin Franklin, because of his impervious heart of unbelief.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 23 Comments [12/11/2018 1:07:04 PM]
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Quote# 14938

demo cracy ----- demo N cracy ----- DEMONCRACY. Now you know the origin of democracy. It is none other than SATANOCRACY

Robert T. Lee, tencommandments.org 66 Comments [9/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ben

Quote# 141472


We get that think this was a serious crime. We get that you would had your child (if you had one; which it's obvious you don't) you'd have your own child thrown in prison and put your own son on (in your own words) "a sex offenders list". We get that you would have your own 14 year old son "prosecuted and ostracized".

See, most of us who are REALLY parents have a more rational way dealing with family problems; and that is to discipline, counsel, punish, and (when necessary, get our children help. You're the type that feels you have some right to inject yourself into the business of other peoples' families. You think you have some sort of ownership over peoples' lives. Most of us just want to get through our family issues, and YES, cover up our dirty laundry because, quite frankly.............. IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. The Duggars dealt with it in their own way. How they dealt with it worked for them. The kids went on with NORMAL lives with their own families and don't need people like you coming along and trying to dictate to them how they should deal with their own problems.

You try to portray yourself as some conservative libertarian, when it's blatantly clear that you're nothing but a progressive,government-involved-in-everything, activist, busybody.




Everyone huh? By my count most have no opinion or are staying out of it and there are 4 or 5 on each side. But you can count that as 'everyone' if you want

You have made your point clear too. You would hide your son's criminal activity even when he repeats it numerous times and violates 5 different grls and you would teach him to not take personal responsibility for his actions.

Yes, I would hide my 14 year old son's 'criminal' activity because it's none of your damn business. You're a damn busybody thinking you're entitled to know what a family's 14 year old kid is doing. What happens in my house is my own business and how I deal with it is none of your business. What you fail to realize is how the Duggars dealt with Josh worked for them. They got Josh the help he needed and it worked. You'd have your kid in prison and deemed a pedophile for life. That just freaks me out that you'd be that kind of parent. I hope the hell you never have kids, because you're in for a rude awakening. But even this is a waste of time because you think you have it all figured out.

Now you go on and have the last word (because I know you just can't stand to have someone else have the last word), because I'm done with your ignorance and nonsense.

Psyops, Southern Maryland forums 9 Comments [12/7/2018 11:26:46 PM]
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Quote# 78255

Unicorns get off the Ark, gallop (or fly) to the southern regions of Pangaea, get pregnant, have tree sloths; gallop or fly to another part, get pregnant, have aardvarks.

Later, God breaks off a chunk of Pangaea, moves it to the eastern hemisphere, along with these tree sloths, and voila -- tree sloths in South America.

Ditto for the aardvark.

Easy as delivering the newspaper.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 161 Comments [12/25/2010 6:09:13 AM]
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Quote# 57539

Genesis 1 makes it clear that there is a creator. It answers the question: who are we? as if speaking to an orphan who wants to know who his real parents are. The problem with evolution is it is based on assumptions.

Spudthecat, BBC Christian Messageboard 39 Comments [1/29/2009 7:59:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Pukon

Quote# 66284

Take_me_away!: I have just gotten the official email that the flu shot will be mandated for ALL healthcare workers in NYS. Worse yet, we have now found that 3 out of the 4 major hospitals in my area are MANDATING the SWINE FLU shot as well (for all healthcare workers). My husband and I have come to a decision that I will not be getting the swine flu shot, and we are preparing for the worst, financially. I'm a nurse, so there are no jobs out there for me in the state that won't require me to get this shot. Prayers for all of us, folks. The persecution has begun

forbygrace:
I think this is terrible and I pray for you to stand strong. It must be very, very difficult-scary and so unfair. Yes, the persecution has begun. To order people to subject themselves to what may well be a kind of poison is unconscionable to me! Your'e doing the right thing!

take_me_away!: I know.... I actually feel at peace about it. My husband and I have already had discussions about this over the past months, as we knew this was coming. We most likely will lose the house, as there is no way I can get a job that will make as much money. My son will have to be pulled from daycare if they require kids to get it - there's no way he's getting that vaccine, either. So...... I most probably will get a waitressing job - or two, that will get us some money.I KNOW that the Lord will provide.

take_me_away!, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [10/8/2009 3:03:50 PM]
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Quote# 57590

Yes, I think 2 or more penises would absolutely provide a selective advantage.....so why not, evos?

supersport, CARM 108 Comments [2/2/2009 10:14:41 PM]
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