Quote# 116437

Spirit husbands won't share you with any other man. They will however share you with other women (hence the proliferation of lipstick lesbians and bisexuality among females today). But they will drive all decent men from your life, forcing you to remain alone until you die. Because you've inadvertently given yourself to a spirit husband. And that thing will claim you for life.

Mack Major, Eden Decoded 25 Comments [1/31/2016 5:04:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Frogflayer

Quote# 12205

[Sexual tips and tricks from the Iraqi magazine al Sedaqa]

No man should ever look directly at his wife's private parts, or his son will be born blind.

Ghufran Dikan Abbas, Telegraph.co.uk 57 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers

Quote# 12231

The angel Gabriel came to me in my dreams and told me that we live in a world of sin on this website..

Gabriel gave me a message from Him, the Almighty which stated that it is my duty to help you sinners on this forum find Him and convert before it's too late..

The Christian, Myspace 40 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12237

A man covered up to his neck in dung is clenaer than a woman who just took a shower but wears immodest clothing to church.

Michael Servetus, WorldMagBlog 61 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12244

Milly, nor any other female, will ever be able to :Play in the Superbowl, Play in a World Series, Win a Nextel Cup Championship, Beat Ken Shamrock, or any competitor, in the UFC Octagon, Fly(or design) a Boeing 757 airliner, Design and Architect a Superstructure of any kind, invent a device as complicated as the one your using now to post your fucked up, self-indulgent, conceited, out-of-touch with reality, immature posts.Women, even Milly, have lost their place in society.Equal rights has destroyed our culture.I can only imagine how great this country would be if women were never allowed to vote or work.The fact is we are DIFFERENT!!Men base their decision's on logic, woman's are based on emotion.Men are stronger physically, women are gentle and nurturing by instinct.Why is this so hard for some people to figure out?

Daryn, Myspace 82 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jodie

Quote# 129516

Seriously, just stop it already. Anything is possible and everything is real. There's no such thing as not real, there is only things we currently understand and things we have yet to understand. I know most of you who say anime isn't real are a bunch of dumb little kids who don't know how to use science, but science says that there are an infinite amount of universes, each with their own laws of physics. This means that anything and everything exists somewhere and all my waifus are real, so you're just really dumb since all the smartest scientists agree with me and not you, LOL!

This is why I'm going to become a scientist for studying dimensions, whatever those are called, so I can go to any anime universe I want to and ask my waifus to have sex with me because I'm really handsome and people say I'm ugly because they're so jealous of how handsome I am.

People who don't believe in what they can't see are people who worship the Devil because not worshiping God is worshiping the Devil because the Devil is for people without faith in anything beyond their eyes and what a bunch of dumb scientists tell them. This is why you will burn in Hell for hating God and saying anime isn't real, LOL!

Also, once I get rich and famous for how smart and talented I am which WILL happen, I'm gonna tell Donald Trump to deport anyone who thinks anime isn't real to Mexico and change this to our new country flag while giving you the middle finger: http://sta.sh/01ufz6qetkdk

We're also gonna start making anime in the United States too because Japan is homophobic and doesn't have gun rights and they don't deserve it!

Peace! Make America great again!

RetroSpriteResources, http://forum.deviantart.com/entertainment/movies/2318461/ 19 Comments [7/19/2017 11:21:51 PM]
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Quote# 129506

Mission America’s Linda Harvey interviewed fellow anti-LGBTQ activist Robert Oscar Lopez on her radio program last weekend, where Lopez asserted that colleges and universities that have a women’s studies or queer studies department should be stripped of their nonprofit status and denied access to federal funding.

Lopez said that Congress should pass laws banning tenure and “set up a RICO investigation office just for higher education” to monitor schools in order to prevent faculty and staff from “making donations to a political party” that then allocates federal grants and funding to those schools.

“It’s a conflict of interest,” he said.

Lopez would also like to see this office investigate whenever allegations arise that a conservative faculty member has been fired under “very shady personnel decisions” and strip schools of their nonprofit status as punishment.

“I think also we should have some kind of provision,” he continued, “that if a university has a department that is completely lopsided, like women’s studies or something, then they should lose their status because if you have a department like that—like women’s studies or queer studies—they get seats on the faculty senate and they’re going to be exercising all of this power … and those departments often have huge power over the rest of the faculty.”

Robert Oscar Lopez, Right Wing Watch 13 Comments [7/19/2017 1:43:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 129485

So notice now the ACLU is unwittingly admitting it's legal for the meetings to start with a prayer, after how many years of lying about it being a violation of the "separation / establishment" clause ("separation of church and state! It's a violation of the establishment clause in the Constitution!" they screamed time and again). Now that this lie didn't work, now they try another lie.

Ambulance Chaser:
1. Nobody ever cited a "separation" clause because none exists. Who are you quoting?

2. Legal arguments that you disagree with or don't like are not "lies."

Thank you for admitting the separation of church and state clause does not exist in the Constitution.

Trying to make a lie your "legal argument" is still a lie.

Ambulance Chaser:
"Thank you for admitting the separation of church and state clause does not exist in the Constitution."

I never said it did. We do, however, have an Establishment Clause, which is applicable here.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

Please cite the law that was passed forcing them to open with a prayer.

There isn't one, so it wasn't violated by holding prayer.

Meanwhile please cite the law that says they do not have the freedom of religion to open with prayer.

There can't be one as that would be a violation of the Constitution.

But at least you admit there's no such thing as "separation of church and state" in the Constitution. I'll save you claiming that and remind you when you bring it up again in the future.

Ambulance Chaser:
Are you unaware of case law or just unwilling to acknowledge it?

Are you unaware of the Constitution or just unwilling to acknowledge it?

Ambulance Chaser:
I'm aware of the Constitution and aware that the cases that interpret it hold that any state action that takes even a single step toward establishing a religion is unconstitutional.

I'm aware that there are activists judges that violate the Constitution and pretend laws can be passed prohibiting the free exercise of religion. Just like the SC judge who lied with Obamacare when democrats sold it as a fine and not a tax, and the SC judge lied and called it a tax so he could "pass" it as Constitutional. You of course will have to deflect to ignore the fact the SC judge lied in order to dishonestly claim it was constitutional when it was not, proving that activists judges will lie and deceive to violate the Constitution, even SC judges.

Ambulance Chaser:
They "violate the Constitution?" Who says? You?

[No response.]

Reason2012, Christian News Network 10 Comments [7/19/2017 7:08:10 AM]
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Quote# 129486

But at least you admit there's no such thing as "separation of church and state" in the Constitution. I'll save you claiming that and remind you when you bring it up again in the future.

But there is. The Establishment Clause puts it there. Don't believe me?

"I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should ‘make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free
exercise thereof,’ thus building a wall of separation between Church
& State." - Thomas Jefferson

"Strongly guarded as is the separation between Religion & Govt in the Constitution of the United States the danger of encroachment by Ecclesiastical Bodies, may be illustrated by precedents already furnished in their short history." - James Madison

You're citing a president, not the Constitution, which shows you're just being dishonest.

Meanwhile, what you point out is a Pastor wrote a letter to Jefferson expressing his fears that Jefferson would in some way restrict religious freedoms. In response to these fears, Thomas Jefferson wrote a letter back to indicate that he would in no way restrict the freedom of religious expression because he saw a wall of separation between church and state. It means the opposite of what the left tries to twist it into: that He would in no way restrict religion, not that it would instead be censored except where atheists give their permission.

If you have a "wall of separation", both sides are separated from the other. So, it works BOTH ways.

[No response.]

Reason2012, Christian News Network 12 Comments [7/19/2017 7:08:16 AM]
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Quote# 127220

Daily reminder: Pinochet did nothing wrong.

[On the picture: A man wearing Pinochet's cap says, after being told "you can't just throw someone out a helicopter because they're a commie", that "thet's where you're wrong, kiddo"]

Catholic Nationalist, Facebook 14 Comments [5/17/2017 2:25:37 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 129525

(The individual's whole site is crazy. Here're some gems:)

“For those of you reading, My website – My Testimony, this is your ‘Great Warning’.
But it is also My Mercy, upon your souls – so that you can experience the consequences, of your sinful ‘lifestyles’ – while you are ‘still breathing’.
For the Door to Heaven is not shut to you completely. But the ‘only way’ for you to desire ‘repentance’, is through Fire.”

(-Jesus, Monday, November 26, 2012)

How did we know that the Friday the 13th events in Paris France were simply False Flag Staged Events? It really wasn’t that complicated. First of all, Friday the 13th is an occult feast day - and the luciferian illuminati CULT members, always make sure they participate in that celebration, by making some very special plans ahead of time. Secondly, the illuminati like their pre-planned events, to coincide with signs in the skies, because that’s when their demons give them feelings of importance. The illuminati are simply lifeless human shells, ruled and animated by demons. But their demons insisted that they make that particular day a historic one, because of all the planetary alignments that were coinciding with that occult feast day. Now for some proof of the MAJOR planetary alignments on that day.
Of course, the multiple planetary alignments that were happening in the skies, at the same time as the False Flag staged, scripted and acted events in Paris France, weren’t the ONLY obvious proof of the FALSE FLAG event. To mock the global audience, the One World Government, then illuminated, or illuminati-ed “the FALSE FLAG colors”, of ANOTHER country – France – on major foreign landmarks around the Globe. How were they “the FALSE FLAG colors”? Because the colors of the French flag, are NOT the colors of the flags, of the countries, in which those landmarks are located.

Clockwise from top left: The Shanghai Tower (China flag colors red and yellow); Jerusalem’s Old City Ottoman Walls (Israel flag colors blue and white); The CN Tower in Toronto (Canada Flag colors, red and white); The statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro (Brazil flag colors green, yellow and blue). Notice the TRUE FLAG color, of the CANADIAN flag, contrasting the FALSE FLAG colors of FRANCE, on the CN Tower. This is simply the Global Governments mocking the people, through their illuminati-controlled media propaganda machine - that is now set up in every country on the Planet.

And so today, we casually asked Jesus, “What was the point of the false flag attack in Paris on Friday the 13th”.

Jesus said: At THIS point in HISTORY, My CHILDREN, it would ONLY be a distraction, from the PURIFICATION, of the SOULS, of My FAITHFUL Remnant Church. The GOVERNMENTS, are ALL working together – BEHIND the SCENES – WITH, “the LAWLESS one” – IN, the political arena; to CONTINUE, to SUBVERT, the CONSTITUTIONAL rights, of the U.S. citizens, AND, ‘the rights’, of the CITIZENS, of France. The FALSE FLAG attacks, have ‘NO boundaries’, anymore; EVERY, country, IS involved – in their OWN ‘political agenda’. The UNITED NATIONS, SIMPLY desire, to control the PEOPLE – THROUGH, CREATING: chaos, confusion, STAGED events. They WANT to control the people – THROUGH fear. And so EXPECT MORE ‘false flag attacks’ happening in OTHER, countries, throughout the WORLD – as the ONE world GOVERNMENT, CONTINUES, to crush the PEOPLE, with ‘an iron FIST’; as the one world GOVERNMENT CONTINUES, to ‘REEL THEM in’ – through MEDIA propaganda; AND through the use of ‘STAGED scripts’ – as they CONTINUE, to fabricate NEWS stories, in order to ‘CULTIVATE an ATMOSPHERE’, of FEAR. When the PEOPLE, are ‘ALREADY dead’ – and they have ‘the MARK of the BEAST’ on their FOREHEADS – it DOESN’T MATTER, WHAT the ONE world GOVERNMENT, DOES, to them PHYSICALLY; all the PEOPLE, with the MARK, are ‘WITHOUT My Protection’. And AS you saw YESTERDAY, My children – THEY are ‘MORE than WILLING’ to PRAISE the illuminati, and prefer THEM, to ‘TAKING CARE of HUMANITY’ – rather than ME, helping them with ‘the SALVATION of their SOULS’. MANKIND chose, ‘the PATH, they WANTED to take’; and there is ‘NO false compassion’ – from ANY of us, HERE, in Heaven.

Person claiming to be Jesus?,  The Testimony of the Two Witnesses 8 Comments [7/19/2017 11:40:16 PM]
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Submitted By: DiarrheaMan

Quote# 116457

The only "religion" that is true is the one based on GRACE. Unlike man-made religions (such as Islam) that are merely attempts to reach God by doing good works, only Biblical Christianity involves God reaching down and giving man eternal life as a FREE GIFT. All a person must do is receive this gift by believing in Jesus Christ for it (John 3:16).


Max, Yahoo Answers 21 Comments [1/31/2016 6:16:23 PM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 129001

Adam Ford, Adam4d 17 Comments [7/7/2017 10:08:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 36662

Atheists are dumb, they don't even look their own religion up, and don't even realize it IS a religion in its self. They hate christians because they say they're all self righteous but THEY'RE the ones who are so self righteous and out to get everyone who aren't like them.

Plus they're fags, their symbol is "the invisible pink unicorn"

twinrix, Gaia Online 74 Comments [3/24/2008 10:42:43 PM]
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Quote# 129457

Wouldn’t the destruction of the American government, wouldn’t that be a wonderful thing to see?

Dave Daubenmire, YouTube 19 Comments [7/18/2017 10:25:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 129460

(Commenting on story "Bench that Features God Quote from Pennsylvania's Founder Relocated Following Atheist Complaint"):

There goes those people who claim to simply "not believe" going nuts over it like some kind of religious zealots.

You can't put items that promote religion in public areas. It's just that simple, why can't you understand that? This is going to crop up again and again and again, and you're going to lose every single time.

Says who? And what about "cavemen" in public museums? Lose? When did that happen?

Sorry you are so troubled by facts, but that is what you are up against here. Cavemen belong in museums. And you guys keep losing these battles over and over.

Sorry you are trouble with a total lack of facts.

I'm not. Cavemen are in museums, people trying to plant religious figures on public property keep getting shut down. You guys are moths flying into flame over and over. What lack of facts is plaguing me?

Cavemen ARE mythological religious figures on public property. Are you trying to say your religion is ok to shove on the public?
Lack of ANY proof whatsoever for your religious beliefs, try those facts.

Wow, just wow.
A visit to a museum would be an eye-opener for you. You could also see the mythical dinosaur skeletons while you are there, and then you could go to the concession for a nice soda.

Did I say the dinosaur skeletons are mythological or are you throwing out the desperation strawman? Cavemen ARE mythological religious figures on public property.

Prehistoric men have skeletons too.

Correction, mythological skeletons. Interesting how we have so many full skeletons of dinosaurs, yet nothing but hoaxes and empty claims of "cavemen" bones.

What is a "mythological skeleton"?

mythological: adjective; myth·o·log·i·cal\?mi-th?-'lä-ji-k?l\ - lacking factual basis or historical validity.
skeleton: noun; skel·e·ton /'ske-l?-t?n\ - a usually rigid supportive or protective structure or framework of an organism.

So what, they BUILT fake skeletons of prehistoric men for the world's museums?


Oboehner, Christian News Network 20 Comments [7/18/2017 10:29:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 129456

Trump has saved entire world from devastations of globalist Paris Climate Agreement.

Steve Jalsevac, Life Site News 22 Comments [7/18/2017 10:18:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 9923

Separation of Church and State doesn't exist. The constitution simply states that Congress shall make no law establishing a state religion. That means the President could constitutionally declare Christianity the country's religion, or any state legislature for example.

Swordofgeddon, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [3/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 119906

Pre-christian = illiteracy and barbarism. Post-christian = Sodomy and mental illness. Judeo-Christian = truth, purity, light, and life.

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 27 Comments [6/19/2016 4:55:38 AM]
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Quote# 129492

Well, the woman was stretched out on a cot on a sheet that she had brought. The spirit took the pair of scissors, raised them in a salute to whatever force he was raising it, plunged them into the woman’s body, cut deeply into the flesh, had me part the cavity to one side. And I could feel the blood pulsing over my hands. Then, Pachita/Hermanito—so you don’t get confused, the spirit—brought out a dirty red handkerchief with a piece of lung. Sometimes we got the parts from cadavers. She had friends in the morgue in town. Sometimes it was animal parts. Frankly, psychic surgeons will tell you, “It doesn’t matter what piece you’re using. It really doesn’t.” But doctors have taken blood samples and verified them to be that of the patients. Something was taking place there. She took this lung, dirty red rag and all, John, and slipped it into the woman’s chest cavity, then passed the hand, his hand, over the woman’s chest and it closed instantly. Not many people knew that that’s what happened. We bound the woman up in a bandage that she had brought, with cotton underneath, gave her instructions for three days, and the woman was healed. Now, I have documented many operations….

Johanna Michaelsen, John Ankerberg show 10 Comments [7/19/2017 9:35:14 AM]
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Quote# 114221

Televangelist Pat Robertson recently repeated his prediction that LGBT rights will provoke God to destroy America’s financial markets, warning “The 700 Club” viewers that God’s wrath is on its way. He claimed that the U.S. is turning into Sodom now that it has “enshrined sodomy into the United States Constitution” and cities like Houston are trying to “force women to go into men’s bathrooms and men to go into women’s bathrooms.”

“Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other,” he lamented, warning that “the wrath of God is revealed against this stuff.” He explained: “I don’t want the wrath of God to hit this country, it’s a great country, I’d like to see America continue strong, but this is one way of weakening it. First of all, we’re going to have this financial collapse. We’re setting up for a massive financial collapse and I think if God is going to hurt this country that’s probably the way he’d do it.”

At that point, a viewer called in and inquired Robertson whether his grim predictions of such a crisis can somehow be averted, to which Robertson gave a somewhat confusing answer: “I believe so, yes, but we need to stop spreading lesbianism and homosexuality in order to achieve that. And the only way to stop the spread of these diseases that are plaguing the country is to make some sort of obvious distinction between gay people and normal, straight people.”

“I personally believe that we must impose a rule on the gay population that would require them to wear specially-colored clothes, for example. I’m thinking we need to go through the Senate with this and we need to make it official. That way, regular people would know that the person wearing the said color is a deviant sodomite and that they need to stay away from them at all cost, as well as keep their children away from their reach,” Robertson opined.

The viewer then interrupted “The 700 Club” host to state that “that sounds awfully like what Nazis did to Jews in the events leading up to World War II,” referring to the fact that Jews in pre-WWII Poland and Germany were made to wear Jewish badges, or yellow badges, which were cloth patches that Jews were ordered to sew on their outer garments to mark them as Jews in public. It served as a badge of shame.

“I don’t believe that,” Robertson quickly became defensive. “I am simply talking about protecting regular people in America, not setting out gays and lesbians as members of the population that should be tortured and slaughtered in concentration camps. Do you understand my point of view here?” the host asked the caller.

“I do,” the caller replied. “But I also understand that you’re trying to do to gay people what the Nazis did to my people more than half a century ago. And I am appalled by it.”

Pat Robertson, Newslo 31 Comments [11/6/2015 7:47:28 PM]
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Quote# 129518

I am not disowning my fellow alt rightists who happen to be nazis. I am inviting them to become better friends and allies than they already are by discarding their blue pill illusions about women – by becoming even more evil than they already are.

Progs tell me that Andrew Anglin is the leading force for Nazism in the America, and have forced him to flee to Nigeria, where the locals do not see anything odd, evil, surprising, or unusual, about a white advocating for the interests of whites, or the interests of those whites ethnically similar to himself. Doesn’t everyone do that? Nigerians are too busy hating Nigerians who are a different breed of black to themselves to worry about whites.

My problem with Andrew Angelin is that if he is the leading force, progs don’t have much to worry about. This a man who thinks that twelve year old girls would be pure and chaste if it was not for evil males preying upon them.

He tells us that the problems we have with women are due to evil Jewish mind rays. If it was not for those damned Jews, women would never give us such tough shit tests. This is the sort of thinking that led to Hitler having only moderate success in raising the German birthrate.

The trouble with Nazis is that they leftists stuck in the 1930s, while the rest of the left has moved even further left. And the left was mighty bluepilled back in the 1930s.

His truly impressive loli collection suggests to me a man who does not score a whole lot of real life women, though I would guess he does considerably better than Scott Alexander.

There is a man in urgent need of the red pill.

The trouble with blaming everything on Jews is not that it is unkind to Jews. Unkind to Jews is not my problem. I will let Jews worry about that. The problem with blaming everything on Jews is that it leads to the conclusion that 1930s leftism, leftism before we let the Jews into the left wing club, was just fine. And Andrew Anglin’s truly impressive loli collection is where that thinking gets you.

In fact, things started going bad early in the nineteenth century, when frothing at the mouth biting mad feminism gave us a marriage contract that was enforced on men, but not on women, resulting in the collapse of the family.

And, shortly after that, white man’s burden, with the corresponding attacks on unit cohesion and military discipline, with the result that inferior races started to defeat whites in 1841, and have been defeating us militarily worse and worse ever since.

That is when things went to hell – when marriage was successfully attacked by those holier than thou, when our military was successfully attacked by those holier than thou. Rolling things back to the 1930s is not going to help. We need to roll things back to the 1730s.

Yes, Jews have always been subversive, and they were subversive back in the 1730s also. But I am pretty sure it was not Jews that caused everything except science to turn to shit in the nineteenth century, and it was not Jews that caused science to turn to shit in the twentieth. What happened to science after World War II was plainly the result of Harvard strong arming the Royal Society. Andrew is blaming the flies for the condition of a corpse that has a bullet hole in the head. It is not that I support flies, it is that I oppose being shot in the head.

There is a correlation between flies and corpses, but Nazis have the causation backwards.

Jim, Jim's Blog 10 Comments [7/19/2017 11:22:28 PM]
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Quote# 58512

Re: "Metro Transit rejects Godless ad" (Feb. 3). I am not sure whether to be amused by or sympathetic to the people who wish to advertise that "You can be good without God."

God is good. How can anyone be good without an image of goodness? Whatever else God may be thought of as being, He is the image of goodness. So the advertisement is an oxymoron. May the people offering it discover the true meaning of God.

C. Robert Barbour, Chronicle Herald 31 Comments [2/14/2009 5:38:44 AM]
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Quote# 51747

Which would be better, Huckabee/Palin, or Palin/Huckabee?

I'm a bit concerned about the whole placing men in subjection to women thing, if Palin were President. After all, then the entire military (mostly but not all men) would be under HER authority.

Isn't that an issue?

Of course, subject to a woman is a lot better than subject to the antichrist!

MatthewEV(NObamanoid), Rapture Ready 33 Comments [11/6/2008 10:02:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Mrs.Beez

Quote# 114720

[If you care more about the life and safety of an embryo and not the life and safety of a Syrian refugee, adult or child, you’re not pro-life.]

I care more about the life and safety of an UNBORN CHILD because they are not potential terrorists trying to kill all of us. Dumbest argument I’ve ever read.

prolife21, Tumblr 36 Comments [11/24/2015 3:46:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom