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Quote# 127178

Grace Kim Kwon:
Criticizing the Ex-christian Sodomic West's mental illness should be legal, too. People have rights to live out morality by rejecting to serve Sodomy.

Colin Rafferty:
It is absolutely legal to criticize anything you wish. You may be mocked and reviled fire doing so, but you won't be arrested for your speech. At least in the US.
And no one is forcing you to have sodomy, and if they do, they will be jailed for rape.

Grace Kim Kwon:
No one should be fined or jailed for publicly condemning Sodomy/transgenderism as a sin, and no one should be fined or jailed for refusing to serve Sodomy, be it churches or clerks or wedding businesses or bakeries, as in today's West. By legalizing the same-sex "marriage," the Western region made all moral people into trouble, though Western Sodomites only target the white conservative Christians (for now). The liberals leave the Jews and Muslims alone.

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 7 Comments [5/16/2017 5:29:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 127177

[Note: Even though several sites and even a couple of reputable news sources have picked up on this "story," it's fake. However, since it slipped by me unnoticed, I am letting it stand unless most of you guys want to see it taken down. I like being honest about making mistakes. I also think this is worth keeping for reflecting on the fact that very similar dumbfuckery has indeed actually happened before, and it has happened enough that the veracity of this was taken for granted — and not just by FSTDT. –shy]

A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River.

Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants.

According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles.

Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.

“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him.

Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”

The country’s emergency agency, ER24 responded to the scene 30 minutes after, but upon arrival, there was not much they could do as the pastor was already dead.

Jonathan Mthethwa, The Daily Post 21 Comments [5/16/2017 5:24:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 127175

This sub's hilarious and witty truth bombs makes me laugh for hours on end

I was even laughing to myself while walking to work from the memory of the quality content on this page. Who could have thought inceldom could be so fun. Whose on the same boat?

Inceldemographic, /r/incels 7 Comments [5/16/2017 5:24:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 127157

A Malaysian social activist has received death threats and torrents of online abuse for organizing a dog-familiarization event that religious conservatives claim insults Islam.
More than 1,000 people attended the “I Want to Touch a Dog” event in the affluent Bandar Utama neighborhood on the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur on Sunday to learn about Islam’s views on canines and become familiar with the animals, which are a source of fear for many Malaysians.
But the event’s planner, Syed Azmi Alhabshi, has now been forced into hiding after hard-liners insisted he “should be stoned to death.”
Traditionally, dogs are considered haram, or forbidden, in Islam as they are thought of as dirty. But while conservatives advocate complete avoidance, moderates simply say Muslims should not touch the animal’s mucous membranes — such as the nose or mouth — which are considered especially impure. Even if that happens, they say, there is a special cleansing ritual that can be followed.

Malaysian religious extremists, Time 9 Comments [5/16/2017 5:24:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 127151

Every single female with half a brain knows that Tim Tebow would be quite the catch.

Krystal Heath, Louder with Crowder 19 Comments [5/16/2017 5:23:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 127140

I HAVE THEM. I OWN THEM, THEY ARE mine. They cannot put this damn book down. They are fascinated, titillated, emotionally drained yet they are not yet saved. Why? THEY FIGHT ME. My WAY. My Love. My plan. Can you not see the vastness that is ME? Can you not sense my presence? My Power. My Love. Can you not see my sense of purpose, my goal, and my plans. I AM GOD. I AM JEHOVAH. Jehovah. The only name you need to know. I just "rocked your world." I just "Upset The Apple Cart" and woke you up. You were asleep. Now you are awake. You were not LISTENING, now try to. NOW, is MY TIME. GODS TIME, GODS PLAN. PLAN 1, game on. My way , No way, huh, you say? Yes Way! Oh, oh, I just remembered the Bible's attempt at this was Yahweh. Got U....GOOD. I AM GOD. I AM JEHOVAH. Bow to ME, not any other GODS. Of MY will, NOT yours. Bow to Mecca? NO, to HEAVEN. Bow to Buddha? No to Jehovah. Bow to ______ or anyone else (fill in the blanks please) unless it's Jehovah you just stuck out.

Swinging mind you, but struck out none-the-less. You just lost the big game. Your learn, you and your players, are on the wrong side. Yes. THE WRONG SIDE. I AM certain it will reflect in your report card. I AM sure the Angels who watch you will have a book of notes on how naughty you real!) have been. YOU CAN CHANGE. CHANGE NOW. I AM IN CONTROL. NOT YOU. I AM in the house. Not you. I AM the GOD of ALL of Earth. All of the Universe, ALL of the Galaxy known to mankind, womankind, humanity, and NO ONE. NO ONE could care less if you come or go. But I care. GOD. GOD cares for YOU my child. My loving little child. My baby. My offspring. My bassinet bundle. I AM Jehovah, my will does the battle. I always win. Now for those who Love me, FUN. Those days of hale, anger, loneliness and desolation are over. You hear me OVER. I ONLY LOVE THOSE WHO LOVE ME. That means YOU. I AM UNCLE SAM. I WANT YOU. It is ME again. Thinner and better looking. I AM the Easier Bunny and Kris Kringle. I AM THE SNOW, RAIN, AND THE SOUND OF RUSHING WATER. I AM THE SKY, THE MOON. THE STARS, AND THE HEAVENS. I AM ALL THESE THINGS, AND MORE. And now you know. I AM making you write more than you can handle Steve, your hand has dents from the pen. It aches from the writing, yet, you go on. 3 days ago I told you to expect a call. You will receive that call TODAY. Start packing. YES. Please explain Holy Father? Yes, it is The One you Love. Air Supply? Yes. Listen to "All out of Love" then "Here I Am." That's GOD. GOD Jehovah. That...Earth is ME.

Steven W. Raasumaa, God Is Speaking - Are You Listening?: My Story 13 Comments [5/16/2017 5:23:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 127114

Homosexual Agenda and the US Military is a field manual for US service members and military chaplains. This Gospel-Centered, polemical book exposes the homosexual agenda that adversely affects Religious Liberty for Christians.

Barbwire Books, BarbWire 9 Comments [5/16/2017 5:16:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Coordinating Subordinate Clause Award

Achievements as but while and since the Alt-Right Usage of Alt-English

Quote# 127168

[Human rights activists] are boring and unless they're extremely sad.

HerbalDrink, Deviantart forums 17 Comments [5/14/2017 10:24:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 127156

Not channeled! Not witchcraft! Not occult! However, missing scriptures I connect with ascension. I probably should write my own ascension book LOL. Big problem though! Justin talks about science and space. What!? The earth is flat! We live in a dome! Earth pics are fake! LOL. Seriously, I don't see why Christians believe in aliens or space. There's 75 verses implying this, it's on u tube. :) I say aliens are demons. Anyways author has great attitude, loving, excited tone. Yep, he in 5D. God bless!

Goddess Eve, Amazon.com, Review of Beyond Human: Fully Identified in the New Creation by Justin Paul Abraham 22 Comments [5/14/2017 2:12:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 127155

[Commenting under a photo of Franco posted as OP of "Anti-Communist Action Hero, Francisco Franco"]

Dude, Franco was awesome. He physically removed commies, was one of our best allies in the Cold War, promoted traditional Catholic values, created an economic boom that made Spain the second fastest growing economy in the world in the 60's and 70's, and reinstituted the monarchy upon his death.

He was honestly Pinochet but better.

What the heck happened afterwards though? Post Franco Spain is a total mess.

Apparently they elected a socialist government in the 80's and then joined the EU. That would do it.

Also, found this gem on Wikipedia:

In February 2016, the government of Spain announced it will rename streets named after Franco's administration officials with names of women.

drillkage and activatedalmondz, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 10 Comments [5/14/2017 2:12:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 127154

During a vote at 3 a.m. on Friday morning, angry Republicans in the North Carolina state Senate cut education funding from the districts of Democratic senators.

The News and Observer reported that Republicans had become frustrated after Democrats forced vote after vote on budget amendments during a session that began on Thursday and went into the early hours of Friday morning.

Republicans eventually called for a two hour recess after negotiations between Senate Minority Leader Dan Blue and Senate Majority Leader Phil Berger appeared to break down.

When the session resumed around 3 a.m., Republican Sen. Brent Jackson introduced an amendment that provided an extra $1 million to fight the opioid epidemic. The amendment was passed before Democrats noticed that the $1 million had been taken from education funding in their districts.

Democratic Sen. Erica Smith-Ingram’s district lost $316,646 that was earmarked for two rural high schools. The amendment also banned the school from using existing funds for the Eastern North Carolina STEM program, which promotes science, math and technology.

“I don’t know what motivated the amendment, but it will have a devastating effect on an area that is already suffering,” Smith-Ingram told The News and Observer on Saturday.

She said that the program would be shut down unless Republicans agreed to fund it before the budget was finalized.

“The future of children should not be caught up in a political disagreement between members,” Smith-Ingram insisted.

North Carolina GOP, Raw Story 26 Comments [5/14/2017 2:09:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 127153

Using the Authority of God

You had better know the authority you have in God the Father before you try and rise up to that level of warfare. You think that deliverance is just dealing with little demons of lust and lies and silly little things that you are casting out.

No, you don't know what you are playing with. You are playing with something far higher. Be very careful before you go sticking your nose into things you are not ready for.

By the same token you don't have to be afraid once you know who you are. And I am going to be teaching you how to know who you are. I am going to be showing you how to know your authority.

Many years ago before I was even in apostolic office I was still training as a prophet. At one time Lucifer appeared to me in my time of intercession and tried to persuade me to give up everything I wanted to do.
He offered me whatever I wanted if I just dropped all my silly ideas for ministry. I wasn't a baby Christian, but I certainly was not at the level of authority and knowledge that I have now. I just knew one Scripture though. It was, At the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, of things in heaven, things in earth and things under the earth.

I said to him,
"Satan, at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow. Satan that is your knee included. Your knee will bow to the name of Jesus. You will bow! I stand in Him and I stand in His name and you will bow to me now."

The nice guy with the big smile on his face began to scowl and get extremely angry and agitated. But he couldn't touch me, because he was defeated on Calvary and he knew that I knew it. I stood on the Word and said, "You will bow even in my presence because I stand in the name of Jesus."

He bowed down low with a scowl on his face and disappeared. And he has never come to me again since then. He knows better.

You have authority, and I am going to be showing you how to know your authority and how to use it. You don't have to be afraid of these demonic powers but you need to understand how they work.

Les D. Crause, Foundations of Overcoming Evil: How to Start With Deliverance Ministry 20 Comments [5/14/2017 2:09:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 127149

If you like being dominant, you masturbate to raping the gender/genders you find attractive. Simple.

RetroSpriteResources, Deviantart 21 Comments [5/14/2017 4:05:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 127148

James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

Donald Trump, Twitter 19 Comments [5/14/2017 4:05:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 127147

(on same sex marriage)

Actually Colin they are "forcing" us to listen an affirm their evil deeds OR ELSE they will mock, revile or (if they could) kill us because we tell them the truth and they hate the truth.
Do you have a dog in the race?

Colin Rafferty:
Kill you, really?
Maybe you believe that you are required to affirm or deny a couple's marriage. You always have the third choice, which is to ignore it, because it doesn't actually involve you.
But if your beef is that you are being mocked and reviled, maybe you ought to think about why.

Did you fail to note the parentheses, lol. It is the institution that should be affirmed (for myriad reasons) and the institution has since its dawn been the joining in body, mind, spirit and in law between a man and a woman (a good case may be made that another institution is "friendship" between two men or two women even, but that institution is not marriage).

Oh my, there is so much you fail to understand- Christians consider it a blessing to be mocked, reviled, hated, abused and even killed. Our Lord was treated thusly and we ought not to think ourselves better than he. But the goal is to save the unwitting from eternal death - that is the love that the world eschews in favor of its own lusts.

Colin Rafferty:
Really, you don't have to say anything when two consenting adults do something that you would choose not to do. No one is looking for your affirmation, I promise you that. All anyone is really looking for is for people to not butt their noses in other people's private lives.
And please spare me the BS about the historical sanctity of marriage. Historically, it's about paying someone to take your daughter off your hands, or forging bonds between two powerful families.
But really, right now, there are two very different concepts of marriage: the religious one, which gets to be defined by whatever religion you follow; and the legal one, which defines who gets to have legal benefits of being married. And that second one demands it give equal protection to all people.

You are so naive Colin. You are right I can forego the opportunity to state the life-saving truth, but then I would be called to account by a higher authority than Man on Judgment Day (i.e. Why did you not throw the life preserver to those drowning men, Ezra?)
And I promise YOU that indeed they are looking for affirmation. Do you think that if they were not looking for it and for people to "butt their noses into their private lives", as you so quaintly put it, that they would have put it onto the social net. Puhleeze, do not think we rolled off the potato wagon this morning. It appears from context that they are reveling in their new-found notoriety.
The two reasons you gave (though perhaps jaded) are certainly valid in some societies - but there are far more. And it is a falsehood to claim that marriage is just religious - most pre-religious social orders observed it. And legal benefits came about for a very good reason that I'll bet you were not taught in school.

Ezra, Christian News Network 15 Comments [5/14/2017 4:05:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 127144

I don't [see anything moral about caring for others]...you give into helping or not hurting someone because you feel so superior to them that it isn't even worth it to make them suffer, that's hardly anything moral.

RetroSpriteResources, Deviantart forums 12 Comments [5/14/2017 1:05:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 127143

Recently I got an encrypted e-mail account, so that I can discuss things
with people that are politically incorrect without so much threat of being
attacked by liberals, when they get more consolidated in their attacks.

It is the first of about a dozen steps I am recommending to people
I know to deal with the threats that I see coming. These are things
that people in many other places, and in many times past, have
had to do when Christianity came under attack.

TRex2, rapture ready 11 Comments [5/14/2017 1:05:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 127139

Throughout the New Testament, when "proskuneo" is given to those who are there with the purpose of serving God, it isn't accepted. Jesus is the only exception. In fact, Jesus never refused any bow, ever. Let's take a moment to think about this.

People have bowed in worship to just about everything - statues, kings, animals, planets, angels, and so on - and they are warned, scolded, or punished. Yet there's not one example of a person who is punished, scolded, or even warned not to bow to Jesus. Very strange since He did some amazing things, like come down from heaven, forgive sins, and raise the dead.

If we take the perspective Jesus isn't God, then He's more like God than anyone else in creation. So wouldn't someone sometime make the mistake of worshipping Him? This would give Him a chance to set an example with words like, "Don't bow to me; bow to God," or, "Rise, I'm also a servant." Can we just accept there was never a time when bowing was intended or perceived as worship?

Somewhere along the way I found the Greek word "kampto". This word, according to my Bible dictionary, is used four times in Scriptures and means "to bend, bow the knee (the knees) or one's self and is used of worshippers who bend in honour of one in religious veneration (Romans 11: 4; 14: 11; Ephesians 3: 14; Philippians 2: 10)." "Kampto" has only one meaning: worshippers bending in honour of the one they revere. Let's have a look at Philippians 2: 9-11 where the knees are bent to Jesus:

Therefore God also has highly exalted Him and given Him the name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth, and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Here Jesus is exalted and given the name above every name, not only in this age but in the age to come (Ephesians 1: 20-21). Think about this for a minute. What name will be so great everyone, from those under the earth to the highest of angels, will bend their knees? When do angels, who aren't fallen, bend the knee to anyone except God? Jesus is worshipped.

One last thought. How can the Father be honored as God without honoring Jesus as God? After all, both are to be equally honoured (John 5: 23), and worship is honour.

V.R. Williams, One or Three? The Witnesses and Me 16 Comments [5/13/2017 12:18:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 127134

I hate being human

I'm not like them. They are all narcissistic creatures with no morals. They will give you unconditional love for meeting their criteria, but anything less and you are worthless scum. I'm going to die alone because I can't meet their criteria and because I am not willing to forgo my respect for other humans since they are living and feeling creatures just like me. I was born into the wrong species and as a result I simply cannot function in a way that would grant me contentedness. I have to suffer in the midst of 7 billion mentally overgrown monkeys, 99% of which believe themselves to be the pinnacle of all things great, intelligent, and morally sound. I will die alone on this planet because my brain is not wired in the same way that theirs are.

Brazierlord, /r/incels 30 Comments [5/13/2017 12:18:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 127132

According to the New York Times, Sinclair Broadcasting Group — a conservative news network run by GOP donor Daniel Smith — is requiring affiliate stations to run right- wing programming that includes debunked stories favorable to President Donald Trump.

With Sinclair’s potential acquisition of Tribute Media Group, concerns that they might exert their allegedly pro-Trump bias over a majority of American news stations is growing.

The article claims that Sinclair requires news stations they own to broadcast “must-runs” — news packages created by the network such as one issued by the company’s vice president of news Scott Livingston that decried biased media and positioned themselves as bastions of journalistic objectivity. Stations are reportedly required to broadcast these must-runs within 48 hours of receiving them from the network.

Sinclair currently owns 173 stations in many large media markets, and with their purchase of Tribune, they would own 42 more and could then control up to 70 percent of all American broadcast media.

In 2013, the Seattle Times ran an article critical of Sinclair’s conservative bias, as evidenced by their treatment of Democratic candidates such as John Kerry, the subject of a critical documentary aired just before the 2004 election. According to KOMO employees, Sinclair reportedly ran a story “critical of the newspaper industry” and of the Seattle Times specifically in response.

Along with the must-runs, reporters at Seattle’s KOMO news station told the Times that they were once subject to a strange request from their editor — to investigate a (now debunked) advertisement for “paid protesters”. They soon learned that the request came down from Sinclair’s corporate HQ.

Despite Livingston’s assertion that Sinclair works “very hard to be objective and fair and be in the middle,” reporters at KOMO told the Times a different story. They complained — under condition of anonymity — that the must-runs are “too politically tilted” and “occasionally of poor quality,” and a union representative for photojournalists at KOMO said their union members have expressed dissatisfaction as well.

“It’s something that’s very troubling to our members,” Dave Twedell, the KOMO union rep, told the Times. “I have not found one of our members who is supportive of our company’s position.”

Sinclair Broadcasting Group, Raw Story 4 Comments [5/13/2017 12:16:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 127125

I can enjoy both helping and hurting people because both are technically capable of providing pleasure and I have no morals telling me to choose one over the other...the existence of laws is the only thing keeping [me] from being [a] criminal...yes,I am a sociopath.

RetroSpriteResources, Deviantart forums 13 Comments [5/13/2017 10:17:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 127123

The average church today makes God puke (Revelation 3:15-16). This includes most Baptist churches as well. It used to be that Baptists were the closest to the Holy Bible, but not anymore. I have a big Independent Baptist church down the street from me. They promote homosexual Walt Disney to their religious school's thousand students. Their female staff members are allowed to wear pants (aka, the Bob Jones University and Moody Bible Institute crowd). They use satanic Bible revisions. “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... Let's see, which Bible version will I read from today?” They promote unsaved reprobates like Dr. John MacArthur and Evangelist Paul Washer. What a shame! God hates lukewarm churches!!! Nobody gets upset over things anymore, but we need to!!! I get upset when I see our children being led into satanism by wicked sinners like Taylor Swift. She's just a highly paid puppet, a voluntary servant of evil, who has sold her soul to Satan. Truthfully, Taylor Swift is an evil person. She has made a career of destroying girl's lives.

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 20 Comments [5/13/2017 10:17:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 127121

If people visit Syria to see the statues, they're complicit in Syrian atrocities. Best that the artifacts and ruins are destroyed.

Yamamanama, FSTDT 15 Comments [5/13/2017 10:15:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Madonna/Whore Award

And yet, "Madonna" still fails miserably at being more appealing than "Whore".

Quote# 127120

Emily Youcis, Twitter 33 Comments [5/13/2017 10:12:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 18

Quote# 127117

[On a claim that everybody wants to rape]

If they're religious, then yes. Otherwise no.

NeoMatrix, FSTDT 23 Comments [5/12/2017 3:14:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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