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George W. Bush is the antichrist. He performed not only one but TWO great miracles.

1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers

2. He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections


Amerika deserves its antichrist. An antichrist that will not be able to perform the ultimate miracle...

3. To postpone the rise on the exponetial curve once more. Because time to celebrate the satanic trilogy ..... in the post-tribulation period... is NOW behind us

oil futures for June delivery close at $75.17: $5 rise a week, $1 daily rythm is on

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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mad dog

If it weren't for the sheer religious insanity that was intertwined, I would probably agree with him.

4/22/2006 5:19:42 PM

NotMe

<<He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers>>

Big deal, I can let the whole world watch me peform a OT animal sacrifice on the internet. This does not qualify me as a religious figurehead.

<<He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections>>

So? American elections have been rigged before. Like letting a few thousand death guys vote.

<<To postpone the rise on the exponetial curve once more.>>

An exponential rise on what?

4/22/2006 5:37:26 PM

David D.G.

\"Letting\" people see planes crashing into the WTC is hardly a miracle, any more than \"letting\" people see a car accident. If they're there, they can see it. It might have been miraculous if NOBODY had seen the event; but even then, I don't see any connection to GWB.

And election fraud hardly constitutes a \"miracle.\" I think the word you're looking for here is \"felony.\"

That third point, though, including the oil futures quote, is completely beyond my ability to parse. I have no idea what the poster was trying to say with that, except that I gather it had something to do with Bush's connections to the oil industry (and seemed to be critical, in a vague sort of way).

Frankly, even if there is (or is going to be) an Antichrist, it isn't Bush.

However, I would be willing to believe that Bush is the Antipresident.


~David D.G.

4/22/2006 6:41:59 PM

Nezu Chiza

I see what you did, you spelled America with a K instead of a C! How clever.

4/22/2006 6:53:46 PM

Talisman

\"1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers\"

This is called reality. As such it hardly qualifies as a miracle. Speaking of reality you may want to return to it.

\"2. He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections\"

As NotMe mentioned, rigging an election hardly qualifies as a miracle. Scheming, decietful and underhanded yes, but not a miracle.

\"Amerika deserves its antichrist. An antichrist that ... oil futures for June delivery close at $75.17: $5 rise a week, $1 daily rythm is on\"

Huh?

4/22/2006 6:58:49 PM

Papabear

David D.G. -- Remember, George is just like a real president, only smaller.


If the post-tribulation times are behind us now, how come none those annoying Xians seem to have been raptured?


If the American public and their political leaders (or rather, followers) had embraced alternative energy sources back in the 60s and 70s, oil futures would be about a buck fifty a barrel now. OK, OK, maybe that's over-stating it, but you get my point.

4/22/2006 8:09:37 PM

Polymerase

This has got to be a case of Poe's Law.

4/22/2006 8:43:28 PM

JustinGG

\"...postpone the rise on the exponetial curve once more. Because time to celebrate the satanic trilogy ..... in the post-tribulation period... is NOW behind us

<<We interupt this meaningless hate filled rant for a quick oil price update...

oil futures for June delivery close at $75.17: $5 rise a week, $1 daily rythm is on

Now back to your regularly scheduled fundie>>\"

4/22/2006 10:01:23 PM

Julian

Hmmmm, GWB Miracles.

George W. Bush is the antichrist. He performed not only one but TWO great miracles.

<<<1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers>>>

Ummm, a miracle would be supressing it!

<<<2. He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections>>>

By 4 you say? So only 15 million people voted for him in 2000?
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See Dubbya's actual miracles are on a far smaller scale.

1. Not choking to death on a pretzel.

2. Being the first semi-literate coke-head to buy his way into office.

4/22/2006 10:12:47 PM

Abysses

Didn't technically everyone let everyone see two planes crashing into the Twin Towers of the WTC on 9/11 01?

4/22/2006 11:06:28 PM

Hadanelith

Parser fails me...

4/23/2006 12:29:14 AM

Smeagol

THIS is what passes for a miracle these days? Failing to prevent a terrorist attack? Rigging an election? What about his REAL miracles?

1. The amazing, astounding mystery of the vanishing WMDs.

2. The ability to foment a civil war in the name of peace.

3. Slamming his opponent's war record, in spite of the fact that he was frequently AWOL during his own military service.

4. Being elected TWICE, in spite of the fact that he speaks like a third grader with berval lysdexia . . . oh, right, that was the whole 'election rigging' thing, wasn't it . . ?

4/23/2006 12:55:02 AM

mad dog

\"Being the first semi-literate coke-head to buy his way into office.\"

Crackhead Bob 2008!!

4/23/2006 7:13:00 PM

Crosis

<<< 1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers >>>

That's supposed to be a miracle? (Or is this supposed to be one of the \"great deceptions\"; in other words, you believe 9/11 was perpetrated by the government?)

<<< 2. He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections >>>

With the help of nutjobs like you, that ain't a miracle either. I don't know which would be scarier - the thought that he was able to pull off such massive rigging of an election, or the possibility that he didn't have to thanks to right-wing nutjobs like yourself. (Personally, I'm not convinced he did rig either election - there are some rather suspicious circumstances in both, and the potential to do so successfully has grown significantly since some states have started using electronic machines that don't leave a paper trail, but this site is a daily reminder to me that there are large numbers of idiots out there and they vote.)

4/23/2006 7:31:48 PM

ssdexecutor

\"let everyone see?\" Does he transform into a TV on command?

4/24/2006 8:49:49 AM

The Last Conformist

I hope, rather fervently, that the last line is the result of messing up a c'n'p.

4/24/2006 9:15:23 AM

TDR

\"To postpone the rise on the exponetial curve once more\"

is this grammatically correct in any language? Can I get a translator in here?

4/24/2006 8:10:12 PM

Adrian

1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers

That was the media.

12/21/2006 3:35:14 AM

Allegory for Jesus

George Bush 2000: 50,450,000 votes.
George Bush 2004: 62,040,000 votes.
The fact that he got more votes than the previous election, let alone win it, was in fact a miracle given how horribly he had managed to run our country, but he did not quadruple his votes.
And don't see what Bush did during 9/11 that would be considered action, let alone a miracle.

10/10/2010 7:44:14 PM

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