Quote# 125156

(Apparently, new “legislation” from a group of the Austrian equivalents Sovereign Citizens. Not sure whether this fits better into FSTDT or CSTDT. Translation mine.)

ANA – Act for the New Age
(for transition and for cleansing of the virus of Islam)

§1 Religion is prohibited. We connect ourselves with the spiritual guidance. Those who deny or ridicule this may be expelled from the community.

§ 2 Those who force their faith upon others against their will or terrorises for religious reasons will be punished with death.

§ 3 To build mosques, churches and nuclear power plants is prohibited. Everyone has the right for a roof over his head, free energy, free health food, and a vehicle and/or animal husbandry. Taxes and various dubious levies are prohibited.

§ 4 Headscarves for the purpose of religious veiling are strictly prohibited.

§ 5 Bathing at the lake with clothing is prohibited. It is to be skinny dipped, like a healthy human usually does in nature.

§ 6 Those who act violently or mendacious/deceitful, or behave like this, will be expelled from the community and/or may be punished with death, applying mostly to the terror of Islam or Jehovah’s Witnesses.

§ 7 Those who break these laws may be punished with death and/or be expelled from the community.

§ 8 Those who commit wars or murder “in Allahs namme”* will be excluded from the community and may be punished with death.

§ 9 Respect, love and truth are the highest priority, those who act against them will be excluded from the community and may even be punished with death. God has no religion, nor is his name Allah!

§ 10 Weddings are unnecessary, for we are all free humans, no one belongs to no one. Those who harass others because of love may be expelled from the community or punished with death.

§ 11 The death penalty is to be applied only as last instance only in the direst emergencies and to be executed by the community if a spiritual recovery is no longer possible in a spiritual-moral being (so-called human). Everyone gets the chance in this or at the latest the next incarnation to set everything right[…]

§ 13 Hereby, all other worldly laws are rendered inoperative, and only the cosmic and the natural/karmic Law is abovethis*.

* equivalent spelling mistakes in original

@Original German:
GdNZ – Gesetz der neuen Zeit
(zum Übergang und zur Säuberung des Islam-Virus)

§ 1 Religion ist verboten. Wir verbinden uns mit der geistigen Führung. Wer diese leugnet oder lächerlich macht, kann aus der Gemeinde verstoßen werden.

§ 2 Wer anderen gegen seinen Willen seinen Glauben aufzwingt und/oder wegen Religion terrorisiert, wird mit dem Tode bestraft.

§ 3 Moscheen, Kirchen und Atomkraftwerke bauen ist verboten. Jeder hat ein Recht auf ein Dach über den Kopf, freie Energie, freie gesunde Nahrung und ein Fahrzeug und/oder auf Viehzucht. Steuern und div. dubiose Abgaben sind verboten.

§ 4 Kopftücher zur religiösen Vermummung sind strikt verboten.

§ 5 Baden am See mit Klamotten / Kleidung ist verboten. Es wird nackt gebadet, so wie es ein gesunder Mensch in der Natur für üblich tut.

§ 6 Wer gewalttätig oder lügnerisch bzw. betrügerisch handelt, oder sich so verhält, wird aus der Gemeinschaft verstoßen und/oder kann ev. mit dem Tode bestraft werden, geltend vorwiegend für den Islam-Terror oder Zeugen Jehovas.

§ 7 Wer gegen diese Gesetze verstößt kann mit dem Tode bestraft und/oder aus der Gemeinde ausgeschlossen werden.

§ 8 Wer „im Nammen Allah’s“ Kriege oder Mord begeht, wird wegen Gotteslästerung aus der Gemeinde verstoßen und kann mit dem Tode bestraft werden.

§ 9 Respekt, Liebe und Wahrheit sind oberste Priorität, wer dagegen verstößt, wird aus der Gemeinde ausgeschlossen, und kann auch mit dem Tode bestraft werden. Gott hat keine Religion und heißt auch nicht Allah!

§ 10 Hochzeiten sind unnötig, denn wir sind alle freie Menschen, niemand gehört niemanden. Wer andere wegen der Liebe belästigt, kann aus der Gemeinde verstoßen oder mit dem Tode bestraft werden.

§ 11 Die Todesstrafen sind nur als letzte Instanz nur im äußersten Notfall anzuwenden und von der Gemeinschaft durchzuführen, insofern eine geistige Heilung bei einem geistig-sittlichen Wesen (sogenannt Mensch) nicht mehr möglich ist. Jeder bekommt die Chance in dieser oder spätestens in der nächsten Inkarnation alles wieder gut zu machen. Verzeihung ist die erste Lösung. Wenn die erste Lösung funktioniert und Straftaten nicht wiederholt werden, ist die Vollstreckung letzter Instanz (Todesstrafe) vermeidbar. Im allerschlimmsten Fall kann es aber zur Todesstrafe kommen, sollte der einfachere Weg nicht durchführbar sein. Man bedenke daß es vorerst immer eine gute Lösung gibt, welche mit liebevoller und/oder effektiver Heilung möglich ist.

§ 12 Dieses Gesetz ist rechtskräftig mit sofortigem Datum (24. Februar 2017 n.Chr.) und solange, wie es benötigt wird.

§ 13 Alle anderen weltlichen Gesetze sind hiermit aufgehoben, und es steht nur das kosmische und das natürliche bzw. das karmische Gesetz überdies.


Ares Ra, Die Gurufalle 28 Comments [3/5/2017 5:24:12 PM]
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shy

It's kinda sad that another country has an equivalent of sovereign citizens, but lmao at them thinking they can "pass legislation." It's almost cute.



3/5/2017 5:45:46 PM

Insult to Rocks

Mosques, churches and nucler power plants


One of these things is definitely not like the others, unless Austria somehow has the Children of Atom.

the terror of Islam or Jehovah's Witnesses


The horror, the terror of door-to-door preaching! How can one survive?

The death penalty is only to be applied as a last instance (emegancy measure)


Over half of your list includes "punishable by death", you loon!

3/5/2017 6:10:42 PM

mikeytron

most of this reads like the "laws" of a cult. especially cultlike is the part about how not having love and respect for one another is punishable by death.

LOVE AND RESPECT ONE ANOTHER OR ELSE WE WILL RESPECTFULLY KILL YOU AS A TOKEN OF OUR LOVE~ <3

@Insult to Rocks: apparently every transgression is an "emegancy" requiring extreme last-resort measures. that's just more textbook cult behaviour.

(i've studied cults in an academic setting, so that's probably why i'm reading this and seeing nothing but red flags of a cult in forming. similar manifestos, guiding rules, and related material from other fringe and extremist groups usually lack most or all of the cult-like signs in this one. if this group goes unchecked and gains enough traction, it's most likely going to become a cult.)

3/5/2017 6:20:25 PM

LAchlan

Ha ha ha ha. Silly bastards.

3/5/2017 6:28:08 PM

pyro

§ 10 Weddings are unnecessary, for we are all free humans, no one belongs to no one. Those who harass others because of love may be expelled from the community or punished with death.

Is participation in the orgy porgy mandatory, too?

3/5/2017 6:41:30 PM

Shepard Solus

What is it with sovereign citizen types and prefacing every noun with "so called"? "The so-called fire in the so-called fireplace keeps the so-called house warm". And it's funny that these ones take such a hardline stance against Islam when their methods, if not their beliefs, so closely mirror it.

3/5/2017 7:15:03 PM

creativerealms

Ares ra, for a second there I thought this quote was by Aron Ra. That would never happen.

3/5/2017 7:41:38 PM



Oh wow a Divine Powers aligned Fundie bunch!

After so many LAW Assholes, its nice to see the Divine Powers get some love.

3/5/2017 8:22:45 PM

checkmate

Gott hat keine Religion und heißt auch nicht Allah!


I wonder how that would be translated into Arabic: "Allah ... is not called Allah"?

§ 10 Hochzeiten sind unnötig, denn wir sind alle freie Menschen, niemand gehört niemanden.


So weddings are unnecessary, but apparently not forbidden. And the double negative is just as incorrect in German as it is in English. That should read "niemand gehört irgendjemandem" (with the dative, please).

The original reads like a 6th grade jumbling of random ideas, loosely held together with very poor logic and flawed grammar. The German needs a serious re-write.

3/5/2017 10:05:03 PM

Happy Atheist

So free energy and no taxes? How are you paying for the energy? Or if the power plant is owned by you, for maintenance? For parts or resources not available in your little part of the world?

Also, mandatory skinny dipping? This was definitely written by a child.

3/6/2017 1:34:09 AM

Hasan Prishtina

1. The terror of Jehovah's Witnesses? Is that pushing The Watchtower or refusing blood transfusions? Since Jehovah's Witnesses are people who refuse to fight, this is rather unclear.
2. Enforced naked bathing. How, um, stereotypically Germanic.

3/6/2017 1:58:20 AM

Swede

Everyone has a right to a roof over HIS head? What about HER head? Oh, and there’s free energy, free food, but no taxes; how are you going to arrange that?

Those who act violently will be killed? Isn’t it pretty violent to kill people?

Allah is just the Arab word for God.

No, the name is not Allah, that’s the title.

3/6/2017 2:15:03 AM

Malingspann

"ANA"

This made me expect some pro-anorexia thing at first.

3/6/2017 2:23:38 AM



"§ 3 To build mosques, churches and nuclear power plants is prohibited. Everyone has the right for a roof over his head, free energy, free health food, and a vehicle and/or animal husbandry. Taxes and various dubious levies are prohibited.
"


The children of the atom might not like that very much.




"
§ 8 Those who commit wars or murder “in Allahs namme”* will be excluded from the community and may be punished with death. "


What if they do it for God? Or do you know Allah is Arabic for God?

3/6/2017 2:31:15 AM

Glandu

Let's kill zounds of people to protect the planet from terror. Errrm, wait..... :(

3/6/2017 4:14:07 AM

Mister Spak

You should be expelled from the community.

3/6/2017 5:34:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

The gist I'm getting from this is "We need to enact strict laws and punish people with death so our society doesn't turn into an oppressive, fascist society."

3/6/2017 6:57:28 AM

Azereaux

What the hell is this? And why does half of it end in "punishable by death"? Forcing your beliefs on others is forcing your beliefs on others, no matter what those beliefs are!

Authoritarian lunacy apparently knows no border.

3/6/2017 7:15:41 AM

Kanna

The word Respect (Respekt) is in there. That's all I see, the WORD, but there is no actual respect in any way.

3/6/2017 7:20:53 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Sounds like a veritable utopia! Or perhaps a modified version of Scientology.

3/6/2017 7:25:07 AM

Kadorhal

So, what exactly is their opposition to nuclear power for? Because if it's just "uu chernobyl" I'm going to be angry.

3/6/2017 7:37:11 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

Why mandatory skinny dipping?

3/6/2017 7:45:49 PM

rubber chicken

Hmmm, can't think of anything bad thats ever come out of Austria.

3/6/2017 11:05:38 PM

Frogflayer

Also
Last one in the lake is a rotten egg.

3/7/2017 8:20:20 AM



@rubber chicken



They might say same but without the irony/sarcasm

3/7/2017 8:24:31 AM

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