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The surge for people of the same gender to be married now seems unstoppable in many parts of the world, and I have no doubt that the homosexual activists will not rest until they achieve this same victory wherever possible.

Just as “wearing a ten gallon hat don’t make you a Texan” and “saying you’re the King of England don’t make you the King of England.” So saying you’re married don’t make you married, or at least you may be married in the eyes of the state, but you’re not married in the eyes of God…not that most people will care about that.

What if you said you were a zombie and you were going to marry another zombie? You even went through the ceremony, but that doesn’t mean that zombies were married. It was all pretend.

You could say the pretend stuff is just fun, and why not let people have their fun? Okay, let them have their fun, but when it’s all over forgive me if I remind folks that zombies aren’t real, and neither is such a thing as a two men or two women marrying each other.

Fr. Dwight Longenecker, Patheos 9 Comments [4/28/2017 1:42:36 PM]
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Malingspann

"wearing a ten gallon hat don’t make you a Texan"

Now, Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans and he traveled with the carnival shows!

"What if you said you were a zombie and you were going to marry another zombie? You even went through the ceremony"

Could that happen in The Walking Dead?

The ceremony takes place in the remains of a church, with a zombie priest.

4/28/2017 2:54:19 PM

Kanna

No, it's real. You don't have to bless them; you could just sit this one out. I recommend it.

4/28/2017 3:27:50 PM

Wanderer

"What if you said you were a zombie and you were going to marry another zombie? You even went through the ceremony, but that doesn’t mean that zombies were married. It was all pretend."

If those zombies got a legitimate marriage licence and had their ceremony performed by someone legally able to do so, then yes it is real. No amount of "marriage belongs to us!!!" is going to stop or neutralize it. You already know that. You don't have to approve of same sex marriage. You just have to leave them alone. Why is that so hard to do?

4/28/2017 4:00:47 PM

KingOfRhye

@Malingspann

Now, Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans and he traveled with the carnival shows!


Lt. Frank Drebin: Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
Nordberg: I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
Lt. Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.

4/28/2017 4:03:00 PM

Shepard Solus

but you’re not married in the eyes of God…not that most people will care about that.

Hey~! You beat me to it!

What if you said you were a zombie and you were going to marry another zombie?

What if I showed you my blood sample containing the zombie virus?

4/28/2017 4:53:25 PM

Mister Spak

"The surge for people of the same gender to be married now seems unstoppable in many parts of the world"


5/1/2017 7:35:46 AM



"The surge for people of the same gender to be married now seems unstoppable in many parts of the world, and I have no doubt that the homosexual activists will not rest until they achieve this same victory wherever possible. "



They won't stop until they have equal rights everywhere!! They must be stopped!!!






5/1/2017 8:00:24 AM

rubber chicken

Being married in the eyes of the state is the only thing that matters, you utter tit!

5/1/2017 8:22:18 AM

Pink Jackboots

>You could say the pretend stuff is just fun, and why not let people have their fun?


5/1/2017 10:55:43 AM

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