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These hurricanes are not the result of global warming; they are the Judgment of God because of the innocent blood crying to Him for vengeance. In America, the blood of nearly 60 million babies murdered by abortion ascends as a howling chorus to God from landfills and sewers, where these innocent little boys and girls have been discarded. These hurricanes are not ‘natural disasters’; they are super-natural chastisements.

Randall Terry, Christian News Wire 21 Comments [9/9/2017 2:28:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

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fromdownunder

So your god totally wrecks a heap of Caribbean Islands so he can get back at America? Two things;

1. You don't know how weather works.

2. The USA is not the beginning and the end of the world. It might surprise you to know there are people outside of your pathetic little one track mind.

Norm

9/9/2017 2:47:03 PM

Churchy LaFemme

I thought Texas was mostly anti-abortion.

9/9/2017 4:31:32 PM

Damned at Random

As always it comes back to safe, legal abortion. As long as it was a back alley crap-shoot, God was cool with it.

Demon Duck of Doom - I am a fan. You go to places I don't want to go, bring out Fundie turds and put them on display for all of us. Bravo

9/9/2017 4:35:30 PM

conscience

One hit Texas a very, very conservative religious state. The other is going to hit Florida. Another very conservative religious state. Seems religious comservative states are being targeted. Think about why. Perhaps god doesn't approve of the more conservative religious states

9/9/2017 5:26:06 PM

Pink Jackboots

> hurricanes are not the result of global warming; they are the Judgment of God

So why is God pissed off at the Southern States, and the Caribbean Islands?

9/9/2017 5:30:17 PM

Anon-e-moose

they are the Judgment of God because of the innocent blood crying to Him for vengeance


Abortion was legalised here in Britain: six years before Roe vs. Wade. Since then every Free Vote to change the existing legislation has been voted against by MPs in Parliament.

Hosea 13:16. I know about that.

I'm British.

My country curiously hurricane-free. Coincidence? You decide...!

Mayhaps it's not just our Challenger II Iron Chariots that the reason why your 'God' fears supernatural chastisement: as he did in Judges 1:19.

It's his own words used against him.

Hypocrisy - as in the exposing of such - is infinitely more powerful than the 'Supernatural', it seems.

9/9/2017 5:43:49 PM

Thinking Allowed

...yet...

Hurricane Harvey hit in Texas where it has some of the most restrictive abortion laws. Either Randy's God's aim is bad, or Randy's interpretation of his God's intentions is.

Personally, I think it's actually just nature doing what it does.

9/9/2017 5:58:25 PM

Chloe

We had hurricanes before Roe vs Wade. What were we being chastised for then?

9/9/2017 7:35:06 PM

Damned at Random


9/9/2017 7:42:10 PM

CharlieE

I'm pretty sure those hurricanes are God's vengeance for Texas and Florida continually voting for Republicans.

Had President Gore been allowed to take office, I'm sure none of these storms would have occurred.

9/9/2017 8:11:33 PM

Titania

Jesus loves the little zygotes. . .until they're born. Or do you just want to punish the mothers?

Global warming, OTOH, is real. . .

9/9/2017 8:38:55 PM

checkmate

they are the Judgment of God because of the innocent blood crying to Him for vengeance.


Actually no. God is just pissed that he didn't win the recent huge Powerball jackpot, although he knew the winning numbers. So, he's having a hissy fit and throwing around a few storms left and right. He really should take some courses in anger management.

9/9/2017 9:02:56 PM

Shepard Solus

Are you kidding? Yahweh loves that shit. If anything, he'd be disappointed in us for our stance on late term abortions.

9/9/2017 10:13:13 PM

Phil O'Macedon

So, your God ripping the shit out of the two wealthiest Red States indicates what, in terms our national path?

9/9/2017 10:19:09 PM

Malingspann

"babies murdered by abortion"

YET again with the 'an egg morphs into a tiny version of a newborn right after fertilization' belief.

"nearly 60 million"

I've told you a TRILLION times to stop exaggerating!

9/10/2017 1:40:27 AM

StrangerInAStrangeLand

Yes, they are a punishment of God against Texas and Florida, obviously for voting for Trump, right?!

9/10/2017 3:22:02 AM

Holey Head

@#2094075

What about it? Were you going to write something clever or witty?

Edit:Wrong number. That comment was blank like a conservative or conspiratard's stare.

2nd edit:It was probably @Damned at Random.

3rd edit:@Damned at Random:Your comment was blank at the time. No hard feelings, unless you have a boner right now!

9/10/2017 3:50:53 AM

Swede

Chapter and verse where the Bible God speaks against abortions, please.

I'd say most abortion remains are cremated; as they are biological tissue, they are probably treated as bio-hazard. Almost all abortions happen well before week 12, and it's impossible to see on an embryo whether it's a boy or a girl, as the external genitals haven't developed yet.

IF the hurricanes are Judgment from God due to abortion, how come they hit the least abortion-friendly parts of the US?

Meanwhile in Sweden, you can't work as a OB/GYN or a midwife if you refuse to perform abortions; the right of the patients to get proper healthcare trumps a person wanting a certain job. Funnily enough, we have never had any hurricanes, to my knowledge, let alone three hurricanes right after one another. (Apparently we've had a couple of storms that have had gusts that just barely reached hurricane level. Irma seems to be at least twice as strong as the strongest we've ever had, with gusts three times as strong. It's hard to compare, we measure wind in meters per second, but on English Wikipedia, Irma is measured in miles per hour.)

9/10/2017 4:24:33 AM

Some Christian Anon

@Damned at Random

I have noticed that too, unfortunately. I personally don't LIKE abortions, but I'm not going to deny life-saving treatment because it kills someone who's going to die soon regardless. THIS moron, however...

9/10/2017 5:02:49 AM

Sasha

More likely the hurricanes are punishing people who donate to right wing evangelicals.

9/10/2017 1:22:49 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

ABORTICANE!

9/10/2017 9:22:46 PM

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