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Did the Holy Ghost or God come upon Mary?
Religion and Ethics
[10/12/2017 3:12:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Hmm.. maybe it was a holy threesome..?
10/12/2017 3:14:47 AM
Pretty sure they came
her, whichever of them it was. This is why sex ed needs to be mandatory, people.
10/12/2017 3:16:16 AM
Maybe they made a Mary Sandwich.
10/12/2017 3:57:16 AM
How is this fundie in the slightest?
10/12/2017 4:35:03 AM
@Belisarius: The commenter in question has quite a history here, so I'm assuming this IS indeed another fundie quote.
10/12/2017 4:54:15 AM
And did he come on the right side of the bed or the left side? Did he pick up his socks afterwards? Your soul for all eternity depends upon getting this right, but no, I don't want to pressure you...
10/12/2017 5:50:11 AM
Hugh G Rection
It was the holy ghost. He came upon Mary's face, threw a 20 on the nightstand, wiped his dick on the drapes, and climbed out the window.
10/12/2017 6:18:47 AM
Whoever it was, it was statutory rape and adultery.
10/12/2017 6:35:30 AM
Holy Bukkake, Batman!
10/12/2017 6:43:16 AM
Uh uh lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
10/12/2017 7:36:30 AM
I'm pretty sure that came out wrong.
10/12/2017 8:27:09 AM
10/12/2017 10:18:44 AM
Did he pick up his socks afterwards?
He kept them on, and a Lone Ranger mask. I saw the movie.
10/12/2017 10:23:53 AM
Yes, 3 times in fact, though there might`ve been some ghost loads as well...
10/12/2017 2:28:45 PM
Nah, it'd be a foursome since it's three in one.
10/12/2017 8:06:45 PM
Nobody knows exactly, but they were drinking some pretty strong spirits that night.
10/13/2017 12:26:25 AM
Which god Potato Head?
10/13/2017 7:41:28 AM
The Angry Dybbuk
Ohhh, Spudrick, you naughty boy...how many whacks for that abortion of a sentence?
10/13/2017 8:00:00 PM
I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. I'm still laughing!!
10/13/2017 8:24:18 PM
Since the Holy Spirit is an aspect of God, your question is rather ridiculous.
Innuendos aside; What is Mr. Potatohead trying to get at? Does he think the Trinity is literally 3 separate Deities?
10/14/2017 12:30:37 PM