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The LGBT crowd is trying to create some kind of sex zombies. Go to one of those “pride” marches in San Francisco and see what you see.

subterfuge, Free Republic 21 Comments [10/13/2017 1:59:27 AM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

The LGBT crowd is trying to create some kind of sex zombies.

...what?!?

Go to one of those “pride” marches in San Francisco and see what you see.

Oh yes. specifically seek out things that offend you. For bonus points, complain about it being aggressively forced upon you afterwards.

PS:
In regards to the first sentence, the title page of the most closeted homophoibic tract ever:

Night of the LGBT Dead!

10/13/2017 2:09:14 AM

Malingspann

"sex zombies"

A zombie movie idea?

The undead want to seduce or rape the living, not eat them. Because every time any of them orgasm from having sex with/raping a living partner, the zombie becomes indistinguishable from how he/she looked taking their last breath in life. All skills and knowledge they had at the time of their last day alive comes back.

This effect is only temporary, though. After about 48 hours, it starts wearing off. The zombie begins slowly returning to looking and moving like a walking corpse and the restored life skills gradually slips from their memory. They need more sex with a live person.

And if the zombie bites their living partner/rape victim hard enough during the act, that person dies and becomes a new sex zombie.

10/13/2017 2:36:55 AM

Swede

I've seen scenes on TV from Pride marches here in Sweden, and they are usually a sea of happy people; children, teenagers, adults and old people, singing and dancing and having a great time together. Politicians participate too, even the leader of the (for Sweden) very conservative Christian Democrat party.

Sex zombies, not so much.

10/13/2017 2:47:14 AM

Newfaceofrev

Subterfuge at a Pride Rally:

"I swear I'm just here to be revolted by the sex zombies. Yes, I know I'm wearing glitter eyeshadow and dancing with the shirtless dude on that float, but this is all undercover work".

10/13/2017 3:34:17 AM

Kanna

@Pharaoh

Why is that couple on the sidewalk so obsessed with a fireplug?

10/13/2017 3:39:56 AM

Yossarian Lives

These sex zombies spend remarkably little time in engaging in sex and more time in having a good time, as most people would in any positive atmosphere, and marching to show solidarity.

10/13/2017 3:57:37 AM

Prager

I'm guessing that a great many posters on "Free" Republic already attend pride marches: but afterwards they all go home and climb back into their closets.

10/13/2017 4:18:11 AM

pyro

I've been to a pride march, and nobody got naked in public as far as I could see.

10/13/2017 8:06:43 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Another "funny" comic from the Freepers.

10/13/2017 8:22:09 AM



The LGBT crowd is trying to create some kind of sex zombies.



Nowhere near as bad as the Christian crowd. I mean they seem to want women to be brood mares and sex to only be for procreation



Go to one of those “pride” marches in San Francisco and see what you see



People wanting equal rights and to be respected as human beings?

10/13/2017 9:48:46 AM

agentCDE

I saw a lot of sexy people, but none of 'em were zombies.

...hm.

Anyone got plans on Halloween? I have an idea for a parade...

10/13/2017 1:09:41 PM



@agentCDE



Will slashers be allowed?

10/13/2017 1:13:46 PM

Skide

This looks like a title for some b-rated sex spoof I`d watch while stoned.

10/13/2017 1:27:26 PM

"Bonkers" McGee

Coming (or cumming) this Halloween:
SEX ZOMBIES
They'll eat you alive!

Alternate tagline: Brains aren't all they're after.

10/13/2017 2:36:29 PM



Sex zombies? The sequel to Zombie Strippers? Which was a pretty cool movie

10/13/2017 2:37:36 PM

Titania

Sex zombies? I'll suggest that to them as a possible costume for next year's Mardi Gras. Yeah, that would be cool.

10/13/2017 6:52:16 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

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LolWut?

I...no. If you're going to make claims like that, you should know that's likely what incels want be a bit more specific about what signs we should look for among Pride Parade participants who have been transformed into sex zombies.

10/13/2017 7:06:31 PM

Anon-e-moose

sex zombies


I thought that'd been covered in the hentai doujinshi of Shoji Sato's "Highschool of the Dead": by Shoji Sato?!

...but I prefer the ones by Fei (Maidoll).

Yuuko the Dimensional Witch in CLAMP's "xxxHOLiC" is a zombie. Certainly a sexy one.

10/13/2017 10:13:07 PM

KingOfRhye

@Kanna

Why is that couple on the sidewalk so obsessed with a fireplug?


Good question. After all, there's a gay zombie-thing that's only trying to be friendly and wave to them and they are completely ignoring him. That's just rude!

10/14/2017 12:00:52 PM

Shepard Solus

Someone needs to take a break from Shantae hentai for a few days.

@Malingspann:
Already been done. A few times, in fact. The Spunking Dead comes to mind (you can never unlearn the things you learn watching The Cinema Snob).

10/14/2017 1:07:28 PM

katie5000

...Why do the fundies always go after San Francisco? Do they not know that gay people have pride marches in other US cities as well? Honestly.

10/14/2017 10:37:30 PM

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