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My name is Lauren DeCarlo. I am 26 years old. I just wanted to thank for everything you have done. Thank you so much for helping me actually learn how read the Bible. I use to have religion, which did nothing for me, and I literally believed you had to be mostly a good person and have faith in order to get to heaven, and it lead me feeling empty and alone. Then when I came to your site, I realized I was utterly wrong. I found your site when I was in High School and oddly had/have a neck problem just like yourself and my experience with the pain in my neck truly humbled me along with your amazing site, showing how short life is and we all can get sick. Found a certain truth that just because I was young, it doesn't matter, when your time is up, it's up. It got me questioning life after death. I put in a Bible quote and your site came up. I believed the the first time I read your article on: How To Be Born Again and by the grace of God I believed and He lead me to your website. I use to be self-righteous and thought I was mostly good when I of course wasn't. Only Jesus is good, and only His righteousness can get you into Heaven by His precious innocent blood. Thank you for being Gods messenger and your honesty. I love your website, and love you very much for creating it; you are truly blessed. You are a truth teller in a world so false.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart! An email is not enough but I'm glad you made a way for believers to email you. Thank you times infinity.


Lauren, Jesus is Savior (archived) 72 Comments [12/30/2017 11:30:05 AM]
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Dear Lauren,

Are you blonde and able to carry a tune?

Do you know the lyrics to Shake It Off?

If not would you mind wearing a wig and/or taking singing lessons?


12/30/2017 11:41:54 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Man's Mind has a fangirl?!? No!!!

12/30/2017 11:42:56 AM


@Pharaoh Bastethotep

Or did he write this himself?

12/30/2017 11:57:49 AM


Who else thinks this is just a sockpuppet of DJS?

12/30/2017 12:02:55 PM


Davie has a fan girl?

Sadly she's too old for him.

12/30/2017 12:13:39 PM

Citizen Justin


12/30/2017 1:01:26 PM


This sounds as believable as the Falu Dafu stories.

12/30/2017 1:28:06 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Taylor Swift is two years older.
Besides, she may be only to give Davie more little daughters...

12/30/2017 1:33:22 PM


Maybe I'm missing the context, but "saved by faith alone" is a pretty standard Protestant belief.

12/30/2017 2:53:33 PM


I am 26 years old

Too old for David J. Pedo, though.

but I'm glad you made a way for believers to email you

While I wouldn't do so myself, there's nothing I can do to stop anyone else from e-mailing him with this as an attachment to such...:

...reminding him that he isn't 'Saved', and is going to Hell. >:D

12/30/2017 5:40:20 PM

I bet David wrote this but on off chance he did not Lauren he is a hypocrite and convicted child molester.

12/30/2017 6:05:31 PM


You're not foolin' anyone, Dave.

12/30/2017 7:26:22 PM


I'm calling Poe! Or sockpuppeteering.

12/30/2017 7:44:51 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Anon-e-moose
[I am 26 years old]
Too old for David J. Pedo, though.

At 26 she could have a daughter that's too old for David J.

12/30/2017 7:54:45 PM

Thinking Allowed

Is it me or Dave trying to stroke his own...er...ego.

12/30/2017 8:34:40 PM


Thinking you should be a good person left you feeling empty and alone? Yeah, who wants to be good, when you can be a self-centered judgmental prick like the Kiddydiddler?

12/31/2017 2:35:23 AM


Oh very good "Lauren", I mean Davey, really think we don't know. That dress you dragged up in just shows your ugly hairy legs.

1/1/2018 2:28:36 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

*overdoses on Bleeprin*

1/1/2018 2:58:50 AM


Just a reminder that, as of 18 months ago, Davey had been diagnosed as diabetic and had decided to abandon allopathic medicine and turn to homeopathy. Wonder if his foot's been amputated yet?

1/1/2018 3:41:07 PM





A few choice quotes by David J. Pedo... er, I mean 'Laur(ence) D(icks) R Us'.


Especially when (s)he went Full Retard in the above thread.

With this self-'e-mailing', we're seeing the desperation in not only the physical degradation of Davey-boy here.

In the words of Ignatius J. Reilly, 'Karma: what a sadistic mistress thou art!'.

Let's see your 'Magic Water' prevent gangrene setting in...! >:D

1/1/2018 11:43:56 PM


Isnt using names on this site considered 'libel' comments since you are destroying one's reputation? Someone could have easily made up that email and say this is an 'actual judge' when it's a downright lie. This site is a witch hunt. As what Taylor Swift would say: "They're (this website) are burning all the witches, even if you aren't one
They got their pitchforks and proof
Their receipts and reasons
They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't oneā€¦"

2/12/2018 3:19:01 PM


@Spinner - Ya, this site is full of antisocial losers who don't have a life so lies lies and more lies - Vipers! Just because your life is lame grow up and get one. You are all terrible human beings. I hope this stupid "website" deteriorates like Toys R Us or whatever... Sears.

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2/12/2018 5:15:58 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Pharaoh Bastethotep
Taylor Swift is two years older.

Not in the videos of her that David watches.

Oh, look, fundies have discovered us. Curses! The game is up.

2/12/2018 5:36:51 PM

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