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Well I had a coontact of sorts, but it actually worked out as a “Reverse-Coontact”.....

I’m at the grocery store during my mid-afternoon break, taking my time going up and down the aisles....I hear a nigger sow and her squealy niglet in the next door aisle, ooking about something.... Something I ate earlier the previous night wasn’t agreeing with me, so while I’m standing in the grocery aisle with my butt-cheeks clenched, walking like a penguin, I’m “battling the gases” so-to-speak, and by the sounds my belly was making, it was brewing up some pretty strong “butt belches” that were quickly working through my system, looking for a way out.

So I get the bright idea to leave a “silent-but-deadly”, smelly airborne “forget me not” midway down the grocery aisle, for it to lie in wait for the sheboon to waddle up to it...there were no other humans in the nearby aisles except myself, and the nigger sow was coming around the endcap of the aisle to enter the Aisle I was in....So as quietly and quickly as I could, I “answered the call of the wild burrito” and moved on to the next aisle before my eyes watered up...My silent mission of mischief accomplished, I casually scooted my cart around to the neighboring aisle, and waited and listened intently to see what, if any, reaction would emit from the she-groid by the time she made it down halfway through the aisle to the spot where my trousers had trumpeted........

And then....“Daym, Oh what the Fu.....Awwww Hell nahh...God-Damn did something DIE around here???!” The nigger obviously got a full whiff of my paint peeler....The ”lingering cloud” GOT her! (LOL)....I was smiling all the way to the checkout line!

GROIDSSUCK, Niggermania 7 Comments [3/4/2018 12:13:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

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Yes, yes, your fuhrer would be proud that you can walk and fart at the same time.

3/4/2018 8:07:31 PM


3/5/2018 5:42:10 AM


Great example of civilized humanity!

3/5/2018 5:53:36 AM


Such maturity.

3/5/2018 8:12:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

What a fucking childish dumbass.

3/5/2018 8:29:32 AM


I'm sure if a black person did the same thing to him, he'd never shut up about it.

3/6/2018 1:17:00 PM

TB Tabby

Keep this story in mind the next time you hear a racist claim that black people are stinky and gross and have bad hygiene.

3/7/2018 11:46:42 AM

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