Quote# 14175

If it disagrees with the King James Bible - it's wrong.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 53 Comments [8/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

If it disagrees with reality - it's wrong

8/23/2006 2:31:44 PM

Rockstar

I say bats aren't birds.
Fuck, I'm wrong! My whole life is a lie!

8/23/2006 2:40:37 PM

Prager

It's been said many times before, but living in a fantasy doesn't make it real.

8/23/2006 2:42:44 PM

Papabear

Desperately seeking comfort by maintaining that the patently flawed is inerrant is wrong.

8/23/2006 2:56:12 PM

David D.G.

Well, I guess Reality is wrong, then.

NOT!


~David D.G.

8/23/2006 3:12:54 PM

Amos

All the more reason I need to finish my time machine and insert all kinds of goodies into the KJV.

8/23/2006 3:14:59 PM

Crosis

I'm always reminded of a quote from Douglas Adams when I see this sort of attitude:

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

8/23/2006 3:15:06 PM



The ignorance is breathtaking.

8/23/2006 3:15:51 PM

mad dog

even if its the greek sources from which the kjv was written?

8/23/2006 3:17:52 PM

Mister Spak

If its written by you it's most likely wrong.

8/23/2006 3:34:27 PM

Tiny Bulcher

I never get why the Authorised Version is deemed so superior. After all, it's Authorised by the Church of England, a body fundies tend not to belong to.

8/23/2006 3:42:27 PM



AV1611VET D&D stats comin' up on the Boards...

8/23/2006 3:53:29 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Why would an omnibenevolent God let us be misled by all of our senses this way?

8/23/2006 4:15:00 PM

King Jones

And James was queer :-)

Woot!

8/23/2006 4:22:58 PM

McCulloch

One word: unicorn.

However, the quote cited is in this fundie's sig.

The post is
We men like to use Genesis 18:19 on our wives:

For I know him, that he will command his children and his household after him, and they shall keep the way of the LORD, to do justice and judgment; that the LORD may bring upon Abraham that which he hath spoken of him.

And conveniently overlook:

For I know him, that he will command his children and his household after him, and they shall keep the way of the LORD, to do justice and judgment; that the LORD may bring upon Abraham that which he hath spoken of him.

There's nothing wrong with following a \"commanding husband\", as long as the commander is setting the example - (a godly example, that is).

8/23/2006 5:16:54 PM

Hadanelith

Why?

8/23/2006 5:43:19 PM

mad dog

@Tiny Bulcher:
I never get why the Authorised Version is deemed so superior. After all, it's Authorised by the Church of England, a body fundies tend not to belong to.
Peer pressure, politics, etc.

8/23/2006 6:04:56 PM

Libkitten

King Henry VIII: \"And I will start a new religion in this country, and I will call it the... er... Psychotic Bastard Religion!\"
Advisor: \"Why not call it Church of England, sire?\"
King Henry VIII: \"Yes, Church of England, that's much better, thank you.\"

~ Eddie Izzard

I wonder if they'd accept a new Bible revised by George W. After all, God ordained and speaks through him too, apparently.

Mmmmm, George W Bible.

8/23/2006 6:16:17 PM

moog

\"I wonder if they'd accept a new Bible revised by George W. After all, God ordained and speaks through him too, apparently.\"

Libkitten, the fact that that's not entirely impossible is frickin' scary.

8/23/2006 6:43:31 PM

dykitty

No, dude. You are confused...it's \"If it disagrees with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's wrong.

8/23/2006 6:59:50 PM

ABeastOfPrey

So, what about the parts that contradict the other parts? Like one of those commandments that says \"Do not kill\", then later in Leviticus, where laws are described, and the punishment for breaking them is death.

8/23/2006 7:14:32 PM



The King James Bible is a weak forgery at best.

8/23/2006 8:34:04 PM

MAGPie

Is there a FSTDT.com Hall of Fame? This guy and JohnR both belong on it.

8/23/2006 9:24:58 PM

Alex W.

MAGPie

I think someone should create a page here for it, I think JohnR7, dad, and AngryNotice (is he a troll?) should be the first inducted.

8/23/2006 9:32:57 PM

themann1086

Nobody tell him about the Evil KJB...

8/23/2006 9:45:45 PM

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