Quote# 21800

It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette [sic] while his guitar showed a very phalic [sic] symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer [sic] not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

Anonymous FCC complaint, Super Bowl 41 halftime show, The Smoking Gun 25 Comments [3/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Archangel_Lucifer

Repeat.

3/7/2007 11:57:38 PM

Erek

Hahahaha, Prince is not even gay you imbecile. Lets recall all the women fawning over him during the eighties and what a womanizer he was.

3/8/2007 12:11:33 AM

Pix

HIV is transmitted via electrons now? Fuck. Time to test all my lamps.

3/8/2007 12:29:22 AM

Chan

Pix: Yeah, didn't you know? When you get that Teevee signal beamed into your set, a little bit of the actor comes too, enough to spread HIV. That's why everyone on Teevee is slim and graceful, and everyone who's not on Teevee is dumpy and clumsy.

3/8/2007 12:50:43 AM

lytefoot

Twitch... twitch...

Yeah, because Prince's guitar is totally gayer than bunches of large sweaty men rolling around on each other...

3/8/2007 12:52:45 AM

Cat of Many Faces

Activitas Homoeroticas!

3/8/2007 12:53:11 AM

Old Viking

Sorry, ma'm, but it's all part of the Gay Agenda.

3/8/2007 12:57:30 AM

fuzon

The guitar, regardless of where it is positioned, is a phallic symbol.

After this exposure, maybe you'll get lucky and your son will have a huge cock and become a porn star instead.

3/8/2007 1:20:17 AM

Jacob

IT LOOKS LIKE A <whisper>penis</whisper> YOU GUYS!!!

3/8/2007 1:57:53 AM

√ėyvind

Poe? And yes, it's a repeat.

3/8/2007 2:25:09 AM

BurntBush

Guess you didn't get an \"OFF\" button with that TV.

3/8/2007 2:31:01 AM

ashley

i saw this and laughed my ass off.

3/8/2007 6:10:45 AM

The Jamo

Yes, because we all know that watching a pop concert is a lot more homoerotic than a sweaty game of catch with your college buddies.

And why didn't anyone tell my that HIV mutated so much as to allow it to be transmitted through television?

3/8/2007 6:39:42 AM

ApostateAbe

Poe

3/8/2007 7:30:32 AM

Matilde

It´s repeated. Anyway, dear, Prince is not homosexual and, if it´s a sin, it should be willingly chosen(so Prince out, he´s not responsible for what others decide), if it´s natural, it´s natural, with 1000 Princes or none at all. And talk to your son, just for a second. Maybe YOU wanted him to be a quaterback(which he can technically still be)but it´s his life after all. POTENTIAL TROLL.

3/8/2007 11:39:59 AM

Ozymandias

Repeat and Poe.

3/8/2007 1:14:52 PM

Mister Spak

Repeat.

3/8/2007 1:15:10 PM

Wow

Hey Anonymous...

The Washington Monument is a phallic symbol too.

And don't get me started on the Florida Capitol: http://dhr.dos.state.fl.us/facts/reports/capitol/capitol_1977.jpg

3/11/2007 2:36:45 AM

Chaoschaos

How will that make him gay? Did you suddenly come out of the closet and get scared?

3/11/2007 3:34:25 AM



"My son got Aids from watching tv!"

2/26/2008 7:43:45 PM

nemesis

Well of course football is homoerotic since you score by going deep and penetrating your opponent

2/26/2008 8:12:55 PM

Integra

You remind me of the people that point out shite in disney movies and say, "that looks like a penis, that looks like a penis, that looks like a penis..."


3/4/2008 5:16:46 AM

dr y

"One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay."

D:!

I lol'd

11/18/2009 8:25:48 PM

The Anonymous

What the utter hell? I've seen some REALLY stupid posts on this site, but this almost seems like a Poe.

Anonymous

Sure that it isn't Anonymous as in 4channers?

9/2/2012 10:34:28 PM

Quantum Mechanic

King James was gay.
Deal with it, shitstain.

12/8/2014 7:07:13 AM

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