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Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.

BJ Tabor, Blogs4Brownback 167 Comments [8/1/2007 1:34:23 AM]
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[i]King Kong[/b] is a fictional story.

8/1/2007 1:45:20 AM


D'oh! Let's try that again.

King Kong is a fictional story.

8/1/2007 1:46:23 AM


Were it not for the "lusting for human women" bit, I'd say Poes... but the human lusting bit lends it just enough lunacy that I'm gunna say "genuine"... and terrifying

8/1/2007 1:50:59 AM


Sounds more like a really horrible porn premise than a satanic plot. Or possibly just the closet in a hotel hosting a furcon.

8/1/2007 1:58:30 AM


Well, if I remember correctly there have actually been a few recorded. cases of gorillas showing signs of sexual arousal towards a woman, nothing else. However, remember. Fundamentalists believe dinosaur bones were put their to challenge their faith. I wouldn't run it past them to believe something like this.

8/1/2007 2:08:17 AM

Since when did Satan gain the ability to create life?

8/1/2007 2:08:33 AM


Dear BJT,

The fumes from the furnace are really starting to get to you. I would strongly recommend you get out of your parent's basement and get some fresh air.


8/1/2007 2:13:27 AM


Jane Goodall would like to have a word with you, BJ.

8/1/2007 2:16:47 AM

Deus Ex Machina

Methinks this fundie watched King Kong a few too many times.

8/1/2007 3:13:18 AM


Must be a Poe

8/1/2007 3:13:18 AM


Undeniably Poe, and the moderators are assholes for putting this one. It makes reverse propaganda against fundies. Reduces credibility. Fuck all moderators.

8/1/2007 3:17:14 AM


I call Poe.

8/1/2007 3:46:46 AM


I thought poe also until I checked the link. Either that is alot of Poe or these people are crazy.

8/1/2007 3:55:58 AM


I'm torn. I want to declare this a poe, but it's Blogs4Brownback, so that just confounds what should be an obvious conclusion.

8/1/2007 4:03:29 AM


"Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan
Wrong. Plus there is no satan.
to mock Jesus
Wrong. How do naturally occurring animals mock your religion? That makes absolutely no sense.
by giving EVILolition credibility.
Wrong, but based on a fualty premise that is to be expected. Also wrong: there is no such thing as EVILolution.
Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women.
WRONG! Where the fuck do you get this shit?
Since they are not natural creatures
Wrong, they indeed ARE natural creatures. They appeared in nature, which automatically makes them NATURal.
they should be exterminated forthwith
GAH! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! Why the hell do you want to exterminate any animal, much less one that you mostly are related to and look like? Do you feel threatened that a monkey in the forest learned how to use simple tools and rudimentary communication?
as the tools of evil they are.
Wrong. Apes are animals. They are in the animal kingdom. Even if ‘evil’ existed, the great apes are no more evil than any other mildly intelligent animal, bird or fish. There seems to be something severely wrong with you.

BJ Tabor,
Just guessing here, but I’ll bet that’s wrong as well.

8/1/2007 4:25:25 AM


Oh ... my ... God. Z-style.

Or maybe ... Poe? Either way, good effort.

8/1/2007 4:37:53 AM


I don't like it, therefore God must not like it. Anything that makes what I believe in look wrong, must therefore be exterminated.

Nice reasoning, asshat.

8/1/2007 4:52:24 AM


What is it with all the Poe calling lately?

Some people are really that crazy..... It is sad but true.

8/1/2007 4:52:56 AM

Raven Blackhawk

Maybe an ape broke his heart at one time; spurned his advances and now he's out for revenge. You know them fundies ain't right in the head......

8/1/2007 4:57:03 AM

Ninja Monkey

"Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan2

Just like the orcs sometimes I think this "god" is stealing all his material from Tolkien.

8/1/2007 5:02:28 AM


Okay there is just sooo much wrong with that statement, on every level.

8/1/2007 5:45:43 AM


Why don't fundies understand movies are fiction?

8/1/2007 5:48:32 AM


This is just too easy...

"Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility."

Nice emphasis there. Too bad it adds nothing to the argument - besides a lot of fail. So...you acknowledge the basic mechanisms of "EVILution" but attribute the causes to some being nobody can prove exists. And then you imply that people who find credible evidence for evolution as a natural process are instead comparable to said fictional entity. Huh? What?

"Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women."

What? Eh? You've lost me here...what evidence do you cite? I want to see the facts, not your suppositions.

"Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are."

Because you say so, I am sure. And we should care, why? I'm reminded of a saying my Wiccan friends use: "All that is found in Nature is natural." Yes, even those things humans fuck up colossally are still natural. And "tools of evil"? Where did you get that from?

Leave the poor apes alone and pick on someone your own size...

No, wait. Please pick on an ape - and don't be a pussy and bring weapons. A Good Christian(TM) like you should be able to "exterminate forthwith" these "tools of evil" by your mere presence and strong faith. Now that's faith in action.

8/1/2007 6:33:04 AM


I refuse to believe that this is not a troll. Although it is about the level of stupidity that I would associate with anyone supporting Brownback. Even my right-wing republican friends from Kansas consider him a brainless twerp, his seat and him bought and paid for by bigtime agri-business corporation money.

8/1/2007 6:47:56 AM

Sideshow Bob

Withholding judgment. On one hand, it's getting much harder to call Poe and mean it. On the other, the alternative is not something I like to consider.

8/1/2007 6:50:10 AM

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