Quote# 37445

(The Rapture):

I think is it so near I worry I'll be cooking when it happens and the house will burn down. Although, in a sense that could be viewed as a metaphor for things to come.

chicken little, RaptureReady 41 Comments [4/9/2008 2:33:20 PM]
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LordJiro

Why would it matter, anyway?

4/9/2008 2:37:09 PM



So, not only you disregard the fact that "you won't know neither the time nor the hour" but also you're self-absorbed enough to think that God will find a poetic way to satisfy your ego.

4/9/2008 2:37:15 PM

big baby jesus

I wonder if she realizes just how fitting that user name is

4/9/2008 2:43:02 PM

Deep Search

Obviously these people should be good Christians and just go live in a cave so they can't fuck anything up when they disappear.

4/9/2008 3:01:40 PM

Charlie

The user name kinda makes me wonder if this is a Poe. Hard to tell.

4/9/2008 3:01:59 PM



So what if your house burns down. You won't need it anymore.

4/9/2008 3:05:48 PM

Mister Spak

If you don't accidentally burn your house down can I have it?

And if you do, can I toast marshmallows at the fire?

4/9/2008 3:08:58 PM

BoxerShorts

I'd love to see the looks on these people's faces when they live to a ripe old age and then die in the old folks' home, just like the rest of us.

4/9/2008 3:15:28 PM

aaa

???

4/9/2008 3:17:13 PM

Allegory for Jesus

So...a major concern of yours is that, when you are Raptured away, you might accidentally cause your house to burn down due to leaving a pot on the stove, or something to that effect? Wow....you really understand how the afterlife works, don't you?

4/9/2008 3:17:36 PM

werewolf

It is a correct metaphor because American cuisine sucks.

4/9/2008 3:24:04 PM

Malfist

FAIL self-absorbed bitch.

4/9/2008 3:31:05 PM

Whoever

It must be a bitch to live your life in constant fear.

4/9/2008 3:36:55 PM

Blackvoice

Bah, that's nothing. What if you were raptured while in the bathroom? Or, worse yet, while having sex reproducing! Nothing like standing with your pants down before the Lord.

4/9/2008 3:37:33 PM



The name gave it a way it must be a poe .
No ones not even a fundies brain is wired this poorly.

4/9/2008 4:09:02 PM

Mike

I wanna call poe.

4/9/2008 4:25:01 PM

Antichrist

Why would it matter if your house burned down? Unless you were planning to come back?

These idiots don't even know how to get their own fantasies in a row.

Edit:
She's one of the biggies over at RR. She knows what her name means, but she thinks it's "cute" because people in her own life have given her this nick-name from her constant rapture rambling. In fact I believe her own husband is one of the people who call her chicken little.

4/9/2008 4:59:39 PM

TheLee

THAT'S NOT A METAPHOR! Foreshadowing at best!

I'm thinking that we need to start an organization that accepts the cash, possessions and real estate of these Rapture fundies since us sinners are going to be the only one's left. Donate now! don't let your house go to waste! Gays and atheists need your stuff!

4/9/2008 5:11:47 PM

cyborgtroy

1. It's called foreshadowing

2. I foresee you moronically watching a televangelist preach about the rapture.
a. You're speaking in tongues and rolling on the floor and embarassing your religion
b. As you're watching TV, you remember your were making popcorn.

3. Meanwhile, your house burns down.

4. Nobody is raptured.

4/9/2008 5:16:16 PM

GigaGuess

"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

4/9/2008 5:16:58 PM

Osiris

The sky isn't falling and the Rapture isn't coming.

4/9/2008 5:24:03 PM

Old Viking

All that possum meat, wasted!

4/9/2008 6:59:35 PM

Illuminatalie

This is unusually delusional, even for a fundie. CL expects the eventual burning of CL's house (due to failure to tend, due to rapture occurring) to serve as some kind of omen to the rest of the world : "You're next!"


4/9/2008 7:01:44 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I wouldn't consider people with such a weak grip on reality competent to sharpen a pencil, let alone own a house or cook. While I'm pretty sure the O/P is a troll, given the name, Poe's law definitely comes into play. We have all seen real fundies on this board plenty of times with this exact attitude, every bit as crazy as the apparent parody we have here; comments treating the O/P like the real thing are thus valid.

4/9/2008 8:17:05 PM

nfp

That all signs of your incessant moronic beliefs will be eradicated and disappear from the face of the earth?

Fine by me.

4/9/2008 11:38:35 PM

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