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There are sexual demons that are associated with people being Gay. A lot of times scientist and others do argue that it is because of an overlapping of the X or Y chromosome with the gender. While those sexual demons spirits enter the mothers womb through witchcraft/ voodoo encounters, lack of prayer etc. By just relying upon their intellect and the social world their become vain in their imagination and their foolish heart was darkened .Professing themselves to be wise,they became fools. Read Romans 1v18-32

Yvette, aol news 38 Comments [5/28/2008 1:07:13 PM]
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Nutz

fetuses professed to be wise and as such were born gay?

5/28/2008 1:11:52 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"A lot of times scientist and others do argue that it is because of an overlapping of the X or Y chromosome with the gender"

No. No they do not.

"While those sexual demons spirits enter the mothers womb through witchcraft/ voodoo encounters, lack of prayer etc."

Wow. Just wow...

5/28/2008 1:15:22 PM

Deep Search

So all those uber-Christians who had gay kids did something wrong? Shame on them for not praying enough to keep the gay away...

5/28/2008 1:18:05 PM

Katsuro

"By just relying upon their intellect and the social world their become vain in their imagination and their foolish heart was darkened"

I hope English isn't your first language.

5/28/2008 1:22:32 PM

I *AM* a sexual demon!

I love how fundies just make shit up as they go along...and then speak as if they are reading from an encyclopedia.

Please provide *proof* of these sexual demons... any proof.

Does your precious bible even make mention of sexual demons entering the womb due to witchcraft, voodoo, poor hygeine etc...?

5/28/2008 1:24:18 PM

Ambrielle

I'm pretty sure scientists don't think that the differences in the X and Y chromosomes have anything to do with demons or witchcraft.

5/28/2008 1:28:35 PM

Darn

Go away you idiot ... or I'll cast my Magnificent Spell of Everlasting and Irreversable Queerness on you.

"Don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, as they are subtle and quick to anger"

5/28/2008 1:31:32 PM

RavenWood

Ha! That's a lot of voodoo. Why is your god slackin' with the smiting? He taking a vacation or something?

Or perhaps you're just full of it...

5/28/2008 1:36:13 PM

aaa

I smell a hoax...

5/28/2008 1:41:57 PM

mr lahey

there's no such thing as monsters. join the rest of the world who's over 4. please.

5/28/2008 1:46:53 PM

Leo

"sexual demons that are associated with people being Gay"

Prove it.

5/28/2008 2:08:25 PM

Delmania

Let's see. Yvette here doesn't understand homosexuality, so instead of investigating what current research states, she throws out a blurb about science, discredits them, and then attributes it to supernatural causes.

What century are we in again?

5/28/2008 2:09:55 PM

Martin

Why can I never find these "sexual demons" when I want them?

5/28/2008 2:12:41 PM

Princess Rot

By just relying upon their intellect and the social world their become vain in their imagination and their foolish heart was darkened .Professing themselves to be wise,they became fools.

Bear in mind, folks, that this is a fetus that is doing this. I guess the Demon of Gay was supposed to attack Yvette's mom, but his sat nav effed up and the Demon of Stupid had to stand in for him to meet the satanic deadline.

5/28/2008 2:12:52 PM

DinDC

Dammit - Those overlapping chromosomes!!!

And here I thought it was just bursitis.

5/28/2008 2:29:47 PM

Pepupapi

Sexual demons, right...


5/28/2008 2:33:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"lack of prayer, etc."

Boy - ya let up for a split second not prayng and the demons move right in on ya.

5/28/2008 2:38:58 PM

John

So if this were true, we'd expect God-fearing born-again Christian fundies never to have gay children, while all atheists are born gay.

Do these people even listen to their own nonsense?

5/28/2008 3:24:15 PM

Bryan65

I get it. Demons, and not genetics, create homosexuality.

This is the reason why you shouldn't homeschool kids.

5/28/2008 3:28:28 PM

Illuminatalie

"an overlapping of the X or Y chromosome with the gender."
Scientific word salad.

"While those sexual demons spirits enter the mothers womb through witchcraft/ voodoo encounters, lack of prayer etc"
I suppose you're going to tell us that condoms don't really keep demons out of the womb, now.

"By just relying upon their intellect and the social world their become vain in their imagination and their foolish heart was darkened"
Yeah, those fetuses can be pretty arrogant, they're more interested in their country clubs and playing silly social games than having faith in God (that one day they will be born) By the time they get born... well, we all know how evil babies are.

"Professing themselves to be wise,they became fools"
It would terrible for that to happen, eh?

5/28/2008 3:33:37 PM

Beeblebrox

Could you repeat that? I'm afraid my eyes were afflicted by ocular demons.

While those sexual demons spirits enter the mothers womb through witchcraft/ voodoo encounters, lack of prayer etc.

I can't believe I'm living in the 21st century and reading this on a machine that, when I was in high school (1989) would have been pure science fiction. We just landed a robot on Mars in order to check for the possibility of life-sustaining conditions and some dumb cookie is ranting about voodoo and demons invading wombs.

...their foolish heart was darkened .

I think your intellect has been darkened. Your assertions wouldn't be out of place in the office of a 12th century physician.

By just relying upon their intellect......they've managed to wipe out formerly fatal diseases; they've made the deaf capable of hearing again; they've given people new hearts, new kidneys, new livers; they've brought sight to the blind; they've sent extensions of our eyes and ears flying throughout the solar system; they've built a permanent habitat orbiting the Earth; they've surrounded our planet with artificial satellites that beam sounds and pictures to all points on the globe.

Can you produce a similar list of equally impressive results obtained by relying purely upon faith?

5/28/2008 3:40:56 PM

tmr

What the hell are your trying to say?

You attempted to sound wise and proved yourself the fool you are. Ignorance is not bliss.

5/28/2008 3:43:42 PM

anonymous_troy

Atheism - Just another piece of my mom's grand conspiracy to make me gay.

5/28/2008 4:12:40 PM

Yog-Sothoth


5/28/2008 4:13:05 PM

approximate

Gay demon spawn?

FFS

5/28/2008 4:21:27 PM

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