Quote# 41888

Mr Chick is a misinformed idiot who is going to hell...

His tracks about Catholicism reveals to me that he's a complete idiot when it comes to history. Chick tracts should be outlawed!

Can just imagine what will happen when he is the one going to hell. "Depart from me, you that work iniquity." (Matthew 7:23 Douay-Rheims) "Nooo Jesus!" I didn't know that I weren't allowed to get rich by fooling stupid Americans and spreading heresy! I didn't know that salvation is of works! I didn't know that the pope is you vicar on earth! I didn't know that you hated capitalism!" (sending him to hell) "NOO, please don't do that Jesus! Why didn't you tell me? This is so unfair! AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong! Sadly they didn't attack heretics, they only hunted false converts...

Zealous Zeth (suecianus), CF 47 Comments [6/29/2008 12:46:12 PM]
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Tom S. Fox

This is not fundie!
I mean, who doesn't make fun of Chick going to hell?

6/29/2008 12:54:29 PM

kingoftheheavies

Not too fundie.

Chock full o' poor grammar and punctuation errors, but not so fundie.

6/29/2008 12:58:40 PM

Brit-nontheist

"I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong! Sadly they didn't attack heretics, they only hunted false converts..."

Revisionist history award

6/29/2008 1:30:53 PM

Illuminatalie

Yes, we all know how much the Catholic church hates capitalism and those who hoard wealth.

6/29/2008 1:38:21 PM

anevilmeme

Fundie fight!

6/29/2008 1:59:36 PM

sofia the antichrist -- JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Hah, I love it when one fundie tries to tell us why another fundie is going to hell.

... although, I can't say I didn't enjoy this little quote. Chick IS a moron, and the idea of him ending up in hell is hilarious.

6/29/2008 2:10:11 PM

anon

Zealous Zeth is a misinformed idiot who is going to hell.

6/29/2008 2:40:46 PM

Moondog

I also enjoyed this. Perhaps we can call it "Jack Chick goes to Hell." The Inquisitor at the end was a surprise, but, nobody expexts The Spanish Inquisition. Their main weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. TWO main weapons!

6/29/2008 2:48:03 PM

JonnyTruant

Fundie Catholics are still fundie. This guy is trying to out-fundie his Protestant competitor. I'm sure he'd turn on atheists, agnotics, and people of other religions just as harshly.

Of course, it is nice to hear someone attacking Chick and his awful tracts. When I worked as a waiter I used to get so many of those INSTEAD of tips.

Edit: @ Moondog: You're forgetting an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. THREE main weapons...

6/29/2008 4:13:11 PM

Giveitaday

I disagree this is very fundie for two reasons,
"Chick tracts should be outlawed!"

and...

I would like to have an inquisitor teaching him right and wrong!

It's the "If my denomination controls the world, Like it should, things would be such and such way, but sadly we are persecuted by the evil Atheist/Catholic/Protestant/Gay/Scientific agenda, it's so unfair!!!" attitude that makes it fundie

6/29/2008 4:21:49 PM

olivery2k

I feel sorry. For this gyu. He doesnt see the glory of Jack chick and the god blesed tracts he is madeing. He have not embraced Jesus as is lord and savior and he wil go to hell because zeth is dumb and rejects the capitalism god have craeted. He are a combination of catholic babylonian and comuniist wich was made by teh cat holic lurch. Maybe i shall see him out and give a chick tract to him, maybe are catholics christians ort eh dea cook ie, Do he lives in the us of a anyone i promise i will convert him to teh true faith, jesus just toold me!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

6/29/2008 5:23:23 PM

Grigadil

Yeah, the Catholics where I once lived were pretty heavily "tracted" and tended to react in this vein. Just remember that Chick is a pamphleteer to the brain-dead, who doesn't necessarily believe in anything except the power of stupidity.

teh cat holic lurch...cooool...

6/29/2008 5:31:16 PM

tmr

A fundie on a rant about one of the biggest fundies of all?

That's a new one.

6/29/2008 5:49:00 PM

Punchybird

But I agree that Mr Chick is a misinformed idiot!

6/29/2008 5:57:54 PM

John_in_Oz

Sadly.

6/29/2008 6:07:53 PM

anonymous_troy

Fundie

ur doing it wrong

6/29/2008 6:13:07 PM

hagsrus

Can't spell "tract" either.


6/29/2008 6:19:48 PM

aaa

Looks like a fundie fight is about to get nasty.

6/29/2008 6:36:39 PM



As much of a self-righteous, narrow-minded jerk as suetanus is, he is merely a talented amateur whereas Chick is a professional(and a greedy fraud to boot).

6/29/2008 7:09:43 PM



fundie on fundie crime

6/29/2008 7:56:08 PM

Goosey

I'm voting this fundie because of the idea that anyone - even Jack Chick - deserves a visit from the inquisition, as well as lies about what the inquisition did, as well as No TRUE Christian(TM), as well as condemning someone to hell.

6/29/2008 8:13:19 PM

Jud

I agreed with you up to the sixth word.

Dammit, why do you have to be just as big of an idiot?

6/29/2008 8:19:41 PM

Allegory for Jesus

He just wrote a basic Chick tract plot in his condemnation of Jack Chick...

That is some serious irony...

6/29/2008 8:21:27 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Well we agree on one thing...

6/29/2008 8:26:27 PM

BCD

This is FULL of fundie - he's wishing for the inquisition of all things.

But yea, it's hard not to laugh at Jack Chick.

Five on the fundie scale, but with style points added.

6/29/2008 8:56:20 PM

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