Quote# 42678

"Emily" quoting someone else:

"Albert Einstein will not be forever remembered for an argument about how well his, er, banana fit his hand."

Actually, Ray will be remembered on earth as a soul winner for Christ. And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.

Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers, because the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. Speaking of perishing, if you reject Jesus Christ as your Savior, then you too will remember Ray as a soul winner when you're in hell for eternity, regretting your decision.

Emily, Ray Comfort's blog 50 Comments [7/11/2008 7:36:24 AM]
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LordJiro

Nope, we won't remember shit. Because there's no hell.

Prove me wrong, motherfucker.

7/11/2008 7:40:32 AM

Jay-Sus

I'll remember Albert Einstien as a great Jewish scientist who helped in the development of the atom bomb. Damn we he not impressed by that. The rest is all bullshit.

7/11/2008 7:41:31 AM

Hadron

Nothing about ignorant dicks like Ray Cumfart is memorable, except for his low intellect and amazing stupidity.


7/11/2008 7:46:04 AM

anevilmeme

Ray is that a banana in your hand or are you wacking off for Jeeezus?

7/11/2008 9:49:38 AM

Mr Smith



And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.

So what is it? Faith or works?

7/11/2008 9:51:07 AM

Fishcakes

My soul is not a prize to be won nor a trinket to be bought. It's mine. You can't have it. Nobody else can, either. >:(

7/11/2008 9:52:41 AM

Katsuro

No, he will be remembered for the idiot that he is. How can even a fundie take his banaa proof seriously? Especially knowing that WE breed banans to be the way they are now?

7/11/2008 9:52:45 AM

ozznova

Yeah, because it's not like the banana's been cultivated for centuries by humans to be palatable, or anything like that . . .

7/11/2008 9:57:46 AM

Joules

After I read about the banana farce for the first time, I went googling for a pic of an original wild banana. I found this:
http://www.joulestaylor.com/jpix/2008/wildbanana2.jpg
(Sorry, can't find the code for posting images)

Have to admit it doesn't look like something I'd enjoy eating...



7/11/2008 10:06:05 AM

Argle Bargle

And in Heaven, Ray will receive crown(s) for everything he did in the Name of our Savior Jesus Christ.

Will there be a high-score list in heaven?

7/11/2008 11:43:25 AM

Evilutionist

I guess this person doesn't know that bananas prove evolution more than they do God.

Which really isn't surprising given that so many of these people are so spectacularly stupid.

7/11/2008 12:12:02 PM

Mister Spak

I will always remember bananaman as someone who used a fruit that was artificially bred by humans for 5000 years as proof that it was intelligenty designed for the convenience of humans.

7/11/2008 12:12:56 PM

aaa

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

7/11/2008 12:15:17 PM

Delmania

Sounds like sour grapes!

7/11/2008 12:39:49 PM

apYrs

the arrogance of this man is unbelievable: on this website he has that picture (above) of him morphing into Einstein and then back again!

7/11/2008 12:42:29 PM



I wouldn't want to be in heaven if I had to hang out with guys like Ray Comfort.

7/11/2008 1:06:36 PM

Lucilius

Right now Bible scholars are saying, "Wait, we've been reading this wrong all these years. The text is actually God saying, 'When fundies die, I shall receive clowns in Heaven!'"

7/11/2008 1:32:52 PM

Marsten

Ray who?

7/11/2008 1:40:25 PM

Freboy

I love the banana argument.

During that demonstration someone should have tossed him a grapefruit.

So nutritious... yet it's a small war to peel, squirts citric acid into your eyes and tastes bitter.

7/11/2008 2:02:46 PM

23rd

Why the hell would you need a crown anyway, so you can stare at it for eternity?

Do they even think before they post?

7/11/2008 2:56:33 PM

Headache

Ray Comfort will forever be remembered as a blithering foaming at the mouth idiot.

7/11/2008 3:03:47 PM

Illuminatalie

"Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers"
He is much more than a mere joke. Though it is truly comical at times to see the ignorance and childishness of the brainwashed fundies so proudly displayed, he had an undeniably negative effect on the society that nurtured him, by dragging other people down with his mental illness, and infecting them with the same illness.

"then you too will remember Ray as a soul winner when you're in hell for eternity, regretting your decision."
How can a grown up talk like that and not feel ashamed to be so babyish? This person isn't saying this as a silly joke, but truly believes that it is appropriate for an adult to engage in fantasizing about morbid torture of those who make her realize her true childishness and inadequacy.

7/11/2008 3:45:59 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Actually, Ray will be remembered on earth as a soul winner for Christ."

If Ray Comfort ever won a soul, it was definitely not in any contest that required theological knowledge, common sense, logic, or the ability to form coherent arguments. He must have won souls for Christ in a game of skeeball, or ring toss, because I really can't imagine him doing so in a context that required even the slightest bit of intellectual or persuasive ability.

"Ray will receive crown(s)"

How you know that your religion was a man-made
construct, part 473: They promise you physical wealth as a reward for your deeds, paid back to you in a non-physical afterlife.

"Of course he will always be a mere joke to atheists and other non-believers, because the message of the cross is foolishness..."

I cut you off while you were still telling the truth.


7/11/2008 3:55:01 PM

Osiris

Ray, modern banana's were bred by human breeders to reach the shape you claim God made made. Of course you're a joke.

7/11/2008 4:43:26 PM

GigaGuess

So...Ray's the way to heaven, not Jesus, now?

7/11/2008 5:17:15 PM

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