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I dont think we can evolve to anyhting , i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics , if we go back to a stone age our skin and height would be different , our hair and teeth would be different, take our ( whats that organ in our body that doesnt work its in our stomach) they believe that organ use to filter food that you ate raw , but it doesnt work any more because we started seering and cooking meat so i body doesnt use it any more.

Baptised1, ChristianForums 41 Comments [8/6/2008 8:36:09 AM]
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Jay-Sus

You clearly know nothing about the human anatomy.

8/6/2008 8:41:22 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

The appendix? That's not in the stomach

8/6/2008 8:44:39 AM

Princess Rot

Appendix. It's not in your stomach. You're an idiot.

8/6/2008 8:49:41 AM

name goes here

if i understand his fundie-ese i think he's saying that he doesn't believe in evolution, just small scale changes that accumulate into significant changes over time? I'm no biologist but I believe that's evolution.

8/6/2008 8:57:24 AM

Nowonmai

Ok, did anyone else's irony meter explode?

Our bodies adapting through genetic changes is evolution.

The vestigial organ you are referring to is the appendix, and it's not part of the stomach.


8/6/2008 9:02:24 AM

Darn

My mind is made up ...
when you multiply two by to the answer is 5

ok, I know 2 + 2 = 4 .... but still it is 5 !!!
You are talking about addition, and I ment multiplication, it's is 5 I tell you, 5.


8/6/2008 9:33:54 AM

redfergus

Home-schooled, would you say? He/she has learned the word 'genetics' from his/her preacher, and thinks he/she knows what it means.

What a moron. Fancy asking that question. This is wilful ignorance in spades. There's almost something there, but not quite. What's that organ in our body that doesn't work? It's the brain!

fergus


8/6/2008 9:49:35 AM

ID82

I'm always amazed how people don't look things up when they are curious. Even if they aren't fundie it just blows my mind that people wouldn't do research on a topic they know nothing about.

8/6/2008 9:52:25 AM

anevilmeme

"I dont think we can evolve to anyhting,.."

My, what creative spelling you have.

"i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics..."

There is a word for adaptation thru genetics, it's called evolution.

8/6/2008 10:01:57 AM

kingoftheheavies

The explosion of my irony meter took out more than half my house. We need to find a better way of manufacturing these things.

That, or we need less irony...

8/6/2008 10:50:04 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

EVOLUTION DOES WORK THAT WAY!!



(well, the End Times must be nigh, if I actually got to type that...)

8/6/2008 11:01:05 AM

David B.

And I don't believe you're stupid, you just have a level of innate intelligence that significantly deviates from the human mean in a negative direction.

8/6/2008 11:02:54 AM

Mister Spak

"I dont think we can evolve to anyhting , i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics , "

EVOLUTION WORKS THAT WAY!!

8/6/2008 11:11:18 AM

Beeblebrox

I dont think we can evolve to anyhting , i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics , if we go back to a stone age our skin and height would be different , our hair and teeth would be different, take our ( whats that organ in our body that doesnt work its in our stomach) they believe that organ use to filter food that you ate raw , but it doesnt work any more because we started seering and cooking meat so i body doesnt use it any more.

Welcome to "How Evolution Works" by Imma Phundy

8/6/2008 11:20:32 AM

Leon Trotsky

Did your brain adapt to its disuse?

8/6/2008 11:21:39 AM

Michael

In your own fundie way, you have described the mechanism of Evolution. I call tthat an "own-goal"
The defunct organ, better known as the appendix, is not in our stomach and is exclusive to herbivores (vegetarians).
The appendix is also in the anatomy of the monkeys and apes, who are also herbivores.

8/6/2008 11:23:28 AM

IanC

But that is evolution.......

Oh wait, thats "micro evolution" not "macro evolution", right?

8/6/2008 11:27:51 AM

The Jamo

"I dont think..."

Enough said.

8/6/2008 11:48:52 AM

protowhalepig

this fundie is less moronic (though still somewhat moronic) than many

8/6/2008 11:56:17 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"I dont think we can evolve to anyhting , i think our bodies can adapt to changes through genetics"

Ugggghhhh...

8/6/2008 1:57:11 PM

arcturus

"whats that organ in our body that doesnt work its in our stomach"

Couldn't you have spent 20 seconds looking it up? Or an hour reading about evolution? Your refusal to gather information makes you invariably wrong.

8/6/2008 2:58:17 PM

Horsefeathers

"take our ( whats that organ in our body that doesnt work its in our stomach)"

You appear to have your brains in your ass and they're not working correctly either.

8/6/2008 3:02:38 PM

approximate

The appendix is not in your stomach, dimwit.
Seering meat? It has no future. It's dead.

8/6/2008 3:02:42 PM

aaa

Close, but no cigar.

8/6/2008 3:12:06 PM

David D.G.

It's as if he's resolutely gazing at a forest and loudly proclaiming that it's just a few hundred square miles of trees, shrubs, vines, flowers, and moss, with animals living among them -- not a forest.


~David D.G.

8/6/2008 3:27:42 PM

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