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The binary code proves that atheists are wrong. If you start with zero (0), you can't go anywhere. You have to start with one (1).
1 + 0 = 1; 1 + 1 = 2. The Bible is right!
FEAR of God is the beginning of wisdom, dude!

AcePilot101, YouTube 62 Comments [11/4/2008 10:33:57 PM]
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... that proves nothing.

11/4/2008 10:36:27 PM


0 + 1 = 1
There is no god.

11/4/2008 10:36:50 PM

Argle Bargle

There are no twos in binary code, fucknut.

11/4/2008 10:37:02 PM


Or you could just start with the matter and not bother bullshitting around with a Creator.

I mean, if you're going to postulate an eternal being who is spiritual [no proof this is possible] all-powerful [sounds impossible] and all-knowing [Breaks another few laws of physics] then just postulate the Big Bang happened somehow.

It's simpler to say matter was there and we're not sure how then to say something impossible was there and created matter and we have even less of a fucking clue.

11/4/2008 10:37:30 PM

The L

Actually, in binary, 1 + 1 == 10.

Also, this is the biggest Non-Sequitur For Jesus™ I've ever heard.

11/4/2008 10:37:53 PM


1+0+1+1+0+1= Fish. Jesus Fish? Holy shit hes onto something!

11/4/2008 10:44:09 PM


If you started with 1 where'd the second 1 come from?

11/4/2008 10:46:28 PM


The fuck is this shit...?

11/4/2008 10:54:11 PM


Good thing he put 1 in parentheses, I had absolutely no idea what the fuck a one is.

11/4/2008 10:55:38 PM

Wait. What?

There's no fucking way that's real. There is no way.

11/4/2008 10:56:19 PM


This may come as a shock to you but there are no twos in binary.

11/4/2008 10:56:53 PM

Old Viking

This is why they stopped performing lobotomies.

11/4/2008 10:59:30 PM


I thought that Christianity had creation ex-nihlo, so surely your (wrong) reasoning proves creationism wrong?

11/4/2008 11:08:31 PM


YEA! DUDE! you is a £337 h4x0r! you understands teh Binary.!

but that does not prove religion! :(
i broketh mah fundie-o-meter

11/4/2008 11:14:21 PM


P.s. Loulmotron

fish in binary is:

11/4/2008 11:16:29 PM


There's 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

11/4/2008 11:28:30 PM


Holy non-sequitur Batman!

11/4/2008 11:40:00 PM


But see, God had to come from somewhere too. So before him was also 0. Eh. It's like saying "flour + oil + chocolate powder + etc. = fudge cake, thus God must be a Sesame Street character." Your argument makes even less sense than Anselm's ontological proof. Even if God "always existed," existence had to occur prior to him. So meh.

I bet this guy believes in the bible code. We should take it and predict God decided never to come back.

And in response to wisdom: Oh, I'm afraid of God. What with his causing wars, demanding his followers destroy cities and nations, and all that. Anyone in their right mind would be afraid of such a malevolent being. Well, they might if he existed. Meh.

Oh, and I can start with zero. Watch: 0, 1, 2, 3...
I learned that on Sesame Street.

Or do you want it in binary? 0, 1, 10, 11...
I learned that on my homo's devil machine.

11/4/2008 11:54:20 PM

Observable Reality

This sounds like the sort of thing that someone stoned to the gills would say. Can we look forward to some updates on how weird your fingers are when they move and which snack foods you wish to eat?

11/5/2008 12:33:25 AM


The fuck?

11/5/2008 12:38:49 AM


In binary, 1+1=10. Besides that, WTF?

11/5/2008 12:48:10 AM


Allow me to practise my rhetoric:

AcePilot101, I interpret, states that the rich structure of the natural numbers requires the concept of asserting for each number a unique successor, which is that number plus one, so that the natural numbers 'need' one to be meaningful; and so analogously (as one to God, as zero to the void/universe) the universe requires a creator to exist and 'build' the universe.

Assuming this analogy is sufficiently accurate, one should act prostrate to the number one (1), as it is the numerical epitome of God, and so shun the number zero (0), as it corresponds to the universe proper in its state of sin. And so the fear of God is indeed the beginning of wisdom: for as zero and one can construct the natural numbers which allow the creation of a large number of physical models in which our knowledge is encoded (sometimes on a binary manner, as on computers) so too can the worship of God allow the knowledge of the universe to be revealed.

[Yes, I'm mocking his argument.]

11/5/2008 12:57:30 AM



11/5/2008 12:59:17 AM



You are a fucking retard.

And Giveitaday's says:
God does not exist, deal with it.

11/5/2008 1:01:16 AM


You fail at logic as well as in one of the easiest forms of binary calculations (i.e. 1+1)

11/5/2008 1:14:16 AM

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