Quote# 51456

The binary code proves that atheists are wrong. If you start with zero (0), you can't go anywhere. You have to start with one (1).
1 + 0 = 1; 1 + 1 = 2. The Bible is right!
FEAR of God is the beginning of wisdom, dude!

AcePilot101, YouTube 62 Comments [11/4/2008 10:33:57 PM]
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IanC

... that proves nothing.

11/4/2008 10:36:27 PM

jc

0 + 1 = 1
There is no god.

11/4/2008 10:36:50 PM

Argle Bargle

There are no twos in binary code, fucknut.

11/4/2008 10:37:02 PM

anonymous

Or you could just start with the matter and not bother bullshitting around with a Creator.

I mean, if you're going to postulate an eternal being who is spiritual [no proof this is possible] all-powerful [sounds impossible] and all-knowing [Breaks another few laws of physics] then just postulate the Big Bang happened somehow.

It's simpler to say matter was there and we're not sure how then to say something impossible was there and created matter and we have even less of a fucking clue.

11/4/2008 10:37:30 PM

The L

Actually, in binary, 1 + 1 == 10.

Also, this is the biggest Non-Sequitur For Jesus™ I've ever heard.

11/4/2008 10:37:53 PM

Loulmotron

1+0+1+1+0+1= Fish. Jesus Fish? Holy shit hes onto something!

11/4/2008 10:44:09 PM

Patashu

If you started with 1 where'd the second 1 come from?

11/4/2008 10:46:28 PM

GigaGuess

The fuck is this shit...?

11/4/2008 10:54:11 PM

ladnil

Good thing he put 1 in parentheses, I had absolutely no idea what the fuck a one is.

11/4/2008 10:55:38 PM

Wait. What?

There's no fucking way that's real. There is no way.

11/4/2008 10:56:19 PM

Jay-Sus

This may come as a shock to you but there are no twos in binary.

11/4/2008 10:56:53 PM

Old Viking

This is why they stopped performing lobotomies.

11/4/2008 10:59:30 PM

Safaraz

I thought that Christianity had creation ex-nihlo, so surely your (wrong) reasoning proves creationism wrong?

11/4/2008 11:08:31 PM

raikun12

YEA! DUDE! you is a £337 h4x0r! you understands teh Binary.!

wooo!
but that does not prove religion! :(
i broketh mah fundie-o-meter

11/4/2008 11:14:21 PM

raikun12

P.s. Loulmotron

fish in binary is:
01100110011010010111001101101000

11/4/2008 11:16:29 PM

iflurry

There's 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

11/4/2008 11:28:30 PM

toothache

Holy non-sequitur Batman!

11/4/2008 11:40:00 PM

Hazor

But see, God had to come from somewhere too. So before him was also 0. Eh. It's like saying "flour + oil + chocolate powder + etc. = fudge cake, thus God must be a Sesame Street character." Your argument makes even less sense than Anselm's ontological proof. Even if God "always existed," existence had to occur prior to him. So meh.

I bet this guy believes in the bible code. We should take it and predict God decided never to come back.

And in response to wisdom: Oh, I'm afraid of God. What with his causing wars, demanding his followers destroy cities and nations, and all that. Anyone in their right mind would be afraid of such a malevolent being. Well, they might if he existed. Meh.

Oh, and I can start with zero. Watch: 0, 1, 2, 3...
I learned that on Sesame Street.

Or do you want it in binary? 0, 1, 10, 11...
I learned that on my homo's devil machine.

11/4/2008 11:54:20 PM

Observable Reality

This sounds like the sort of thing that someone stoned to the gills would say. Can we look forward to some updates on how weird your fingers are when they move and which snack foods you wish to eat?

11/5/2008 12:33:25 AM

mike-mike

The fuck?

11/5/2008 12:38:49 AM

John

In binary, 1+1=10. Besides that, WTF?

11/5/2008 12:48:10 AM

Undecided

Allow me to practise my rhetoric:

AcePilot101, I interpret, states that the rich structure of the natural numbers requires the concept of asserting for each number a unique successor, which is that number plus one, so that the natural numbers 'need' one to be meaningful; and so analogously (as one to God, as zero to the void/universe) the universe requires a creator to exist and 'build' the universe.

Assuming this analogy is sufficiently accurate, one should act prostrate to the number one (1), as it is the numerical epitome of God, and so shun the number zero (0), as it corresponds to the universe proper in its state of sin. And so the fear of God is indeed the beginning of wisdom: for as zero and one can construct the natural numbers which allow the creation of a large number of physical models in which our knowledge is encoded (sometimes on a binary manner, as on computers) so too can the worship of God allow the knowledge of the universe to be revealed.

[Yes, I'm mocking his argument.]

11/5/2008 12:57:30 AM

Giveitaday

0100011101101111011001000010000001100100011011110110010101
1100110010000001101110011011110111010000100000011001010111
1000011010010111001101110100001011000010000001100100011001
0101100001011011000010000001110111011010010111010001101000
00100000011010010111010000101110

11/5/2008 12:59:17 AM

Freo

01011001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000110000100100000011001100111010101100011011010110110100101101110011001110010000001110010011001010111010001100001011100100110010000101110

Translation:
You are a fucking retard.

And Giveitaday's says:
God does not exist, deal with it.

11/5/2008 1:01:16 AM

Eden

You fail at logic as well as in one of the easiest forms of binary calculations (i.e. 1+1)

11/5/2008 1:14:16 AM

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