Quote# 51704

...as a single guy I've asked GOD to take away my sex drive so that I wouldn't be driven to porn and sexual immorality - because HE gave me the drive that HE gives all men - but I was convinced and convicted that unless I asked GOD for the gift of celibacy/reduced sex drive, it would be a struggle. And guess what? HE gave me what I asked. Granted, at times I think it's weird that I don't even think about the subject - and there are those voices telling me that I'm missing out on that aspect of my life. Plus living the L.A. area - and you're CONSTANTLY bombarded with things related to lusts of the eyes - that's one of the reasons that I was driven to ask for such an "extreme" request - and I said "extreme" because it would seem an odd request to some. I am not saying that thoughts don't come up in my head, because they do. But I realize what they are, I ask the LORD to help get those thoughts out of my head, and I start focusing on things that are spiritually/Biblicaly based. You start thinking of Scripture and I guarantee you'll quit thinking in a sensual fashion.

Jaybird74, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [11/8/2008 7:33:30 AM]
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Jacob

Cut your fucking nuts off already.

11/8/2008 7:43:08 AM



...as a single guy I've asked GOD to take away my sex drive so that I wouldn't be driven to porn and sexual immorality

This is just lolz.

11/8/2008 7:45:40 AM

Hadron

You're a fuckwit, and so is your imaginary god.

11/8/2008 7:56:43 AM

Grigori Yefimovich

There are pages and pages of begatting in your scripture. Concentrate on those. With any luck, your shrivelled balls will explode.

11/8/2008 8:08:32 AM

Detrs

Cut your eyes out.

11/8/2008 8:10:35 AM

HoJuSimpson

As I've said before, I wonder what percentage of Viagra users are religious.

11/8/2008 8:23:43 AM

Wehpudicabok

I will agree, there's nothing that makes an erection vanish quite so fast as Scripture.

11/8/2008 8:23:47 AM

anonymous

"HE gave me what I asked. Granted, at times I think it's weird that I don't even think about the subject - and there are those voices telling me that I'm missing out on that aspect of my life"

So, God gave you a thing knowing it would be inconvenient,
waited for you to notice,
took your advice, and removed it,
and yet it still haunts you occasionally.

Sounds like nothing happened.

11/8/2008 8:41:48 AM

Beeblebrox

...as a single guy I've asked GOD to take away my sex drive ...

Salt peter would do the job a lot more effectively than talking to yourself. You could always do the usual things guys do to take the edge off their sex drive---go for jogs, take cold showers, masturbate...

You start thinking of Scripture and I guarantee you'll quit thinking in a sensual fashion.

Yeah, I have trouble keeping an erection when I read Clive Barker's Books of Blood the Bible.

11/8/2008 8:48:42 AM

LOLWUT

You start thinking of Scripture and I guarantee you'll quit thinking in a sensual fashion.

Perhaps you have never read the Song of Solomon?

11/8/2008 8:56:11 AM

solomongrundy

Next time you have problems with lustful thoughts, think of Anne Coulter. It works for me.

11/8/2008 9:03:40 AM



(You can find anything in that book!)

Even that it would please God to destroy me; that he would let loose his hand, and cut me off!

Then should I yet have comfort; yea, I would harden myself in sorrow...

- Job 6, 9-10.

11/8/2008 9:04:53 AM

zazugrey

Actually, if you start thinking of scripture, I guarantee you'll quit thinking altogether!

11/8/2008 9:23:40 AM

DevNull

Eunucs for Jesus?

11/8/2008 9:52:43 AM



lol God didn't take away your sex drive. your just saying that cause your not getting any.

11/8/2008 9:53:32 AM

K T

............. at least you won't breed

11/8/2008 10:22:40 AM

aaa

Impotence?

11/8/2008 10:59:39 AM

DW

nah you were just born so fugly no one but yourself would fuck you

11/8/2008 11:31:12 AM

The L

You know, Jesus said that castrating yourself was a good thing in Matthew 19:12. I guarantee that if you do, you won't have a sex drive.

"You start thinking of Scripture and I guarantee you'll quit thinking in a sensual fashion."

Except for the story of Lot's daughters, Absalom, the entire book of Song of Solomon, David and Uriah, Rahab the prostitute (Joshua's men spent the night with her--I highly doubt they failed to take advantage of her profession), Jacob's quest for Rachael's sweet lovin'...

11/8/2008 11:53:34 AM

a mind far far away

Guess what? If you get married, you're fucked, metaphorically. Trust me. I did the same thing before I got married. I prayed and prayed and prayed for god to take away my sex drive, so I wouldn't have to struggle so hard against it. And guess what? It was taken away. At the time, I had no plans to get married, but I did end up getting married, and I'm trying to build it back, before it takes it's ultimate toll on my marriage. And no, it's not god that took away my sex drive, or took your away, it's psychological. Mind over matter, so to speak. So you seriously need to think about what you're doing before you do something so foolish.

11/8/2008 12:11:53 PM

Princess Rot

You start thinking of scripture and I guarantee you'll stop thinking in any fashion.

11/8/2008 12:26:53 PM

IanC

Sad, just sad.

11/8/2008 12:51:30 PM

Route666

I wonder what these farts do with wet dreams?

Those happen when you do not jerk off.

11/8/2008 1:19:15 PM

Frank

Less competition, less idiots breeding.

I say we encourage this.

11/8/2008 1:44:10 PM

Illuminatalie

The Judeo-Christian guilt cult. Systematically causing mental health problems for centuries.

11/8/2008 1:49:35 PM

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