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I can't wait for the day when God puts this man made garbage to rest. Here is what I don't understand, Christians believe Jesus died for our sins, because this gives people a answer of how they will get to heaven. They believe it, but when man comes up with some hog wash, some rather believe that instead of the Genesis account of creation, You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis. You either believe the whole Bible as Gods Living absolute truth or not ,you can't have it both ways. You ancestorers are either apes our what ever the new therioes say or your a descendent of Adam And Eve.
There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it. I'm sorry if I sound harse, but this evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate.

Robert Cragg, Lampstand Study 58 Comments [2/17/2009 10:55:22 AM]
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CT

There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it.

Reality called... it wonders if you're having fun in your delusion.

2/17/2009 10:58:40 AM

aaa

You know what? Fuck off.

2/17/2009 11:03:37 AM

HoJuSimpson

You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis.

Except that there are christians who believe in jesus and evolution. Lulzy but more power to 'em.

Bobby, it is a lot easier to say that you're a pussy who can't handle the concept of death. I'm guessing you feel your life is worthless and you haven't amounted to anything therefore by believing in a god, you'll get to heaven and be a special snowflake like everyone else instead of the animal you truly are. Get there quicker for a relatively low price by becoming an hero. L8r.

2/17/2009 11:18:31 AM

Illuminatalie

You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis.
So John 3:16 is absolutely self-contradictory fiction and fairytale? Oh well.

2/17/2009 11:39:51 AM

Upallnite

Have you ever thought that maybe the Bible just isn't accurate?

2/17/2009 11:42:06 AM

zaatheist

I suspect poe. Starts off in reasonable language, spelling and sentence structure which degenerates into gibberish.


2/17/2009 11:49:51 AM

Dan Onymous

"I'm sorry if I sound harse..."

I don't know what harse means. Does it mean 'quite staggeringly idiotic, unjustifiably opinionated and almost unbelievably ill-informed' ?

2/17/2009 11:51:21 AM

667

You don't sound "Harse" you sound like an Arse.

2/17/2009 11:59:02 AM



believe the whole Bible as Gods Living absolute truth

OK so what do I do about the contradictions? Are they all 'absolute truth' as well?

2/17/2009 12:00:02 PM

John_in_Oz

John 3:16 does not say anything about the truth of the Bible.
Ypou CAN have it both ways; many people do. Here's how: they hold that God teaches through parables, and Genesis is one such parable. If you think the falseness of the prodicgal son (or Genesis) means the whole Bible is false, I wouldn't nexessarily agree. The non-existance of Harry Potter doesn't prove London is non-existant!
However, I'm on YOUR side. The sooner we do away with this man-made rubbish the better. And you do sond like a harse. (Horse's arse, right?).

2/17/2009 12:01:45 PM

BobsOldSocks

"They believe it, but when man comes up with some hog wash, some rather believe that instead of the Genesis account of creation"

Because the Genesis account of creation is a myth, a fairy tale, a made-up story meant as an "explanation" to satisfy those who had no knowledge or understanding of science. Seems it still works...

"You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis. You either believe the whole Bible as Gods Living absolute truth or not ,you can't have it both ways."

The bible has little truth in it, it's riddled with contradictions and errors. This God of yours wasn't too smart or very knowledgeable.

"You ancestorers are either apes our what ever the new therioes say or your a descendent of Adam And Eve."

All human beings are descended from apes; all human beings *are* apes. Adam and Eve are entirely fictional, they *did not* exist.

"There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it. I'm sorry if I sound harse, but this evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate."

You know nothing about science. The Theory of Evolution is the most rigorously tested scientific theory we have, bar none. It has withstood 150 years of challenges and passed each one. That's not to say it hasn't been modified to fit new evidence but therein lies one of the great strengths of science; new knowledge, new evidence, brings new understanding. Contrast that to bible believers where new knowledge is heresy and to be suppressed.

Oh, and there are many millions, the majority in fact, of Christians who are quite happy to accept the evidence for evolution. They don't worship a book like you do.

2/17/2009 12:06:45 PM

????

Translation:
I am a creationist bigot, so I will simply dismiss evolution instead of disproving it.

2/17/2009 12:07:30 PM



You're right, you can't have it both ways. It's all 100% unadulterated bullshit.

2/17/2009 12:19:20 PM

DB

Well.. It appears there's never any lack of Christian idiots to facepalm at when I get up in the morning.

2/17/2009 12:20:30 PM

Mister Spak

"I'm sorry if I sound harse,"

If harse means blithering idiot, then yes, you sound harse.

2/17/2009 12:27:52 PM

Canadiest

Don't need evolution for that.

2/17/2009 12:39:06 PM

stoat100

'evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate.'

'Atheist' in the fucking singular - again!!!!!!

2/17/2009 12:45:51 PM

Eden

You simply can't believe John 3:16 on the true word of the Bible, but not accept what is said in Genesis.

John 3:16 doesn´t say anything about the bible or the Tanach (after all the bible didn´t exist yet at the time John 3:16 was written ;) )
So it is prfectly possible for a christian to believe that John 3:16 is true whereas Genesis is BS ;)

You either believe the whole Bible as Gods Living absolute truth or not ,you can't have it both ways.

Well, this is totally correct.
Hoewever people people who don´t believe that the whole bible is gods living absolute truth can still believe that part of it might be inspired by god or that it points to a higher being but wasn´t written/inspired by this being itself ;)

Or with other words, while this sentence is totally right, it is at the same time absolutely trivial ;)
It is the same as saying a number can either be 2 or not 2.

I'm sorry if I sound harse, but this evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate.

It gives also way to christians or other non atheists saying that the bible is not accurate, as not believing in the literal truth of the bible doesn´t make you an atheist (and/or non christian)

2/17/2009 1:16:38 PM

Blackvoice

So you're saying the Holy Spirit can't keep His facts straight?

2/17/2009 1:34:05 PM

GreenEyedLilo

"You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't..." With no reason why not.

If all your religion is is a bunch of "you can't"s, I don't want any part of it anyway. And I suspect that's really all it is.

@ Mister Spak: Maybe "harse" is a contraction of "horse's arse."


2/17/2009 1:36:20 PM

no-genius

Oh, which science is that then? or is it just general all-purpose science?

2/17/2009 1:42:57 PM

Zoo

Everybody keeps pulling out that "science does more to disprove than prove" line, but everybody conveniently leaves out all of the citations that would be required to convince me. 'If you take this part literally you have to take that part literally' is NOT a valid argument, not even to another Christian.

2/17/2009 1:43:26 PM

freako104

"There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it."


You mean like the whole observing an organism adapting? You didn't? Well what did you mean? Oh I see. You don't quite understand evolution.

2/17/2009 1:54:22 PM

emau99

[There is absoutly no science in Evolution at all in fact science does more to disprove evolution than support it.]

So...you're willing to accept the scientific method? Really??? AWESOME.

Let's start with the evidence that disproves evolution.

Then, when we're done with that, we can look at the evidence for creation.

[I'm sorry if I sound harse, but this evolution junk gives way to athiest saying the bible is not accurate.]

Athiests were saying that the bible was not accurate long before Darwin's day.

2/17/2009 1:59:22 PM

A Friend

False dichotomy FTL!

2/17/2009 2:15:03 PM

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