turtle, Rapture Ready

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I think the end times began in 1948.
I really think that we are in the end of the end times now.
what with the Gog Magog war right around the corner the rapture has to happen before that can start.
The iran leader saying the 12th imam is comming in the next 2 years and the bible saying that the man of sin cannot be reveiled until the comforter is taken out of the way.
ITS RAPTURE TIME.
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turtle, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#13169

Gerard

ITS RAPTURE TIME

Again? Its been rapture time on and off for about 2000 years now.

2/2/2006 11:30:17 PM

#13172

TDR

It's rupture time. My spleen, that is.

2/2/2006 11:44:55 PM

#13175

CousinTed

I can just picture this guy alone in a filthy shack twenty years from now, rocking back and forth on the floor while systematicly chanting:
\"It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now! It's Rapture time, any minute now!\"

2/2/2006 11:55:18 PM

#13190

Julian

Turtle - permission to make you neck into a sweater?

2/3/2006 12:25:09 AM

#13196

Jeremy

Jesus is coming!

Will you spit or swallow?!

2/3/2006 12:35:23 AM

#13200

The Bum

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

2/3/2006 12:45:38 AM

#13211

Dragon

Jeremy.... That's sorta, um... *snickers*

2/3/2006 2:28:33 AM

#13212

Rime

Well, what's he waiting for? Is the antichrist cold and still hung over? Must have been one hell of a party if he's still hiding under that comforter.

2/3/2006 2:31:21 AM

#13218

Jeremy PC

It seems that quite a few fundies hope they are going to be \"raptured\".
Interesting that this word is a combination of \"rape\" and \"turd\", which pertains quite well to christianity over it's inglorious history.

2/3/2006 3:02:18 AM

#13272

moonbiter

It seems lik folks such as turtle are afraid of the future. They yearn for the Rapture so they don't have to worry about the future, old age or death. Personally I don't quite see the difference between being taken to heaven by God via Rapture and being taken to heaven by God via death. I guess they think one is less painful than the other.

Which is all fine and good, except that they seemed bound and determined to use up all of the worlds natural resources so that those of us who will be left behind have nothing to work with. Bastards.

2/3/2006 12:21:09 PM

#13278

Coffee

Next thing you know, it'll be the end of the end of the End Times.

2/3/2006 1:05:39 PM

#13302

King Spirula

ITS (sic) FANTASY TIME. bye bye turtle [3waving smiles as turtle is hauled off in a straight jacket after discovering, years later, that the rapture is a myth]

2/3/2006 4:33:23 PM

#13319

gregfl

Its Rapture time!

Shit, and I taint got a thing to wear...all my good clothes are at the cleaners.

Doooh!

2/3/2006 6:21:49 PM

#376642

aaa

"Squire, ready me weapon..."

1/7/2008 12:12:49 PM

#376687

Ranger Joe

Yeah, so there is that group of folks in Russia claiming that the end of the world is March 13th..My girlfriend and I have decided that the entire day will be spent intoxicated and fucking.

If it's gonna be the end...We may as well enjoy it..And then when we wake up hung over the next day we at least had a good time.

I can just picture that after the "Bye Bye World!" line that this jackass would smile all peaceful like and calmly put a 357 in their mouth and complete some abstract art on the wall behind them..

Or, that could just be me hoping...

1/7/2008 3:42:31 PM

#376714

bck

IT'S ON!!

1/7/2008 5:08:24 PM

#376741

apYrs

still here I see

1/7/2008 6:42:35 PM

#376763

Laurel

STOP--

It's rapture time!

1/7/2008 8:20:25 PM

#379413

LadyDracula

rofl