Quote# 95348

(From a long, insane, half-researched tirade against Marilyn Manson, this is one of the dumbest sections)

Manson sells WWJD bracelets at his concerts saying that it does not stand for "What Would Jesus Do", but instead they stand for "WE WANT JESUS DEAD". He has allegedly raped a young girl on the stage, and has sodomized one of his band members in front of thousands of children. He took a little puppy dog that was only 6 weeks old, and tossed it into the audience, encouraging kids to rip it to pieces and then smear the blood all over one another, which they gladly did. He said he dreams of the day that he can take a little baby and do the same thing to the baby. He has asked audiences at his concerts if they have ever eaten babies. He sells t-shirts encouraging children to KILL GOD, KILL THEIR PARENTS, and then KILL THEMSELVES. Many a teenager has committed suicide after going home from his demonic concerts. Singer Courtney Love, pulled out of her on the road tour with Manson, in March of 1999, stating that she would never tour with him again as he was telling children to commit suicide. This web site would never endorse Courtney Love or her music, but in this case we say, "Good On Ya, Courtney!"
Manson tells kids that Hell is a great place and they need not fear Hell. He says it is one great big party for eternity with all of the drugs and sex you can ever want. He tells them to escape the pressures of this world by committing suicide. I notice that Manson advocates suicide and tells young people to do it, but he fails to lead by example! If Hell is so great and suicide is the solution to life's problems as Manson says, then why doesn't he set the example? I will even loan him my gun if he will just practice what he preaches!

This was an unconfirmed rumor, but Marilyn Manson supposedly had his bottom two ribs removed, so that he can perform oral-sex on himself. He bragged about this in interviews, although some say he made that up and he never actually did this. Just the fact that he would state such a filthy thing, shows his reprobate mind.

Twiggy Rameriez , one of Manson's band members was arrested for molesting a little boy. Manson and Twiggy have frequently kissed and fondled each other at concerts. Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor of satanic band "Nine Inch Nails" had sexual intercourse.

According to Manson, the eye tattoos on Marilyn's forearms are really bulls-eyes for his heroin needles. Marilyn Manson told many that he had gotten breast-implants, but that he later had them removed. He had posed for a photo showing himself with breast, but he no longer has them now. See photo below. [Mechanical Animals album cover, which was a harness, not implants]

(The rest of it is just as funny and stupid, and for those who are curious, the shirt is real, the Manson and Twiggy on stage action is real, and the Manson and Trent stuff is a rumor, the rest of it is 100% bullshit)

Johnny Lee Clary, Jesus-Is-Savior 66 Comments [7/5/2013 3:16:17 AM]
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Creedence Leonore Gielgud



Doo da, doo da.

7/5/2013 3:30:51 AM

fishtank

What would this man do if he ever witnessed a Shining gig?

7/5/2013 3:45:06 AM

Boromir

Manson is an eejit who ripped off Alice Cooper's act, but none of the above is true.

7/5/2013 4:29:43 AM

Kuno

I’m sure he doesn’t wash his hands after being in the bathroom, too.

I really like this part:

This was an unconfirmed rumor, but Marilyn Manson supposedly had his bottom two ribs removed, so that he can perform oral-sex on himself.

Of all the bullshit he wrote, he really thought that this one was in need of a disclaimer that it is only a rumor. Heh.

7/5/2013 4:54:44 AM

Mister Spak

You left out the part were Voldemort an Sauron had gay sex on stage during a Manson concert.

7/5/2013 5:05:22 AM

michael3ov

Absolutely none of the actions you say Manson committed are true. I think he may have played of the rumor about the ribs just to shock people such as yourself.

The fact that you believe every rumor and every word that Manson says is reflective of your naiveté. It is the same reason you believe things like god came to earth as a man and had to die on a cross to save his own creations from things that he supposedly controls entirely.


7/5/2013 5:08:42 AM

rubber chicken

Brought to you by Marilyn Manson's publicity department.

7/5/2013 5:08:43 AM

Atheism 2.0

Dave's just sad that Manson gets more action then he does.

7/5/2013 5:53:58 AM

KittyKaboom

Personally, I love Manson, and it delights me to no end that you dumbfucks believe every stupid rumor that comes along about him. You know who else finds it hilarious that you idiots get pulled in like fish on a hook every time something weird is put into print about him?

This Guy.

Thanx for the laughs.

7/5/2013 6:38:19 AM

SpukiKitty

*In Johnny Lee Clary mode* "Arrrgh! These dang-burned kids and their new-fangled neon jams, slap-bracelets, MC Hammer & Bart Simpson!"

7/5/2013 7:26:52 AM



Do you love your guns? Your god? Your government? Fuck them!

7/5/2013 7:46:43 AM

farpadokly

As with the Judas Priest thing in the 80s, how does it make sense to tell your fans, who are your source of income, to destroy themselves?

Also, ever get the feeling that Manson was deliberately trying to act out the worst fears of people like this?

7/5/2013 7:48:41 AM

Papabear

So, you, a good, Christian man, spread lies and offer to facilitate someone's suicide. What Would Jesus Do, indeed.

7/5/2013 8:05:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

...and how do you know that Marilyn Manson - the 'God of Fuck' - isn't right about what he says about Hell, pray tell?!

Or is the realisation dawning in your minds that Pascal was right - only in reverse; do the words 'Beer Volcano' and 'Stripper Factory' ring any bells, o Johnnie-boy? How do you know that what we Pastafarians and partakers of His Holy Noodleness say isn't right...?! [/reverse-Pascal's Wager] [/Russell's Teapot]

RAmen.

...or have you merely seen the 'AMV Hell' compilation of short 'Anime Music Videos', with Marilyn's cover of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", featuring scenes from the "Ah My Goddess" anime series, where Belldandy appears through a mirror (post-'wrong' number dialled) to bestow Keiichi Morisato his one 'wish', and that 'offended' you...?!

@SpukiKitty

'Johnny Lee Clary'? Now, why am I reminded of Julian Clary (a.k.a. 'The Joan Collins Fan Club'), Double Entendre-meister supreme: 'Thank you for that warm hand on my entrance!', 'There's nothing better I like to do than to suck on a Fisherman's Friend' (Oo-er! Fnarr-fnarr!* Kyuk-kyuk! Woorgh-woorgh! Ag-ag-ag! Eh?!) [/Finbarr Saunders]

The irony won't be lost on him, nosiree! [/hyper-sarcasm]

*- And 'Fnarr-Fnarr!' is an official word in the Oxford English Dictionary, no less.

7/5/2013 8:10:26 AM



" sodomized one of his band members in front of thousands of children. "

are children even allowed at his shows?

7/5/2013 8:45:58 AM

Baked Goods

Manson is just a noisy, pretentious little twit who would probably be living in a homeless shelter, if it wasn't for the disposable pocket change of angsty, middle-class victims of parental neglect.

7/5/2013 8:58:10 AM

Nate

Back in the 70s I heard much of this same crap about Alice Cooper. It was taught as fact by teachers at church.

7/5/2013 9:12:51 AM

Indicible

Right now, I am more interested in Manson's wife/mate (Dita von Teese for those wondering) than in him. He made some entertaining music. That's all.
We really need to introduce the OP to Lordi. Now, that would be a fun scene.

7/5/2013 9:15:11 AM

Lady Hylia

Citation needed.

7/5/2013 9:47:53 AM

freako104

Makes me miss the 90s. Also damn this is old. And Clary falls for the same bullshit others tried to push in the 90s. Only dipshits and assholes fell for it.

7/5/2013 11:07:35 AM

MadmanJohnson

Wait a moment. Jesus is savior has more than one writer?

7/5/2013 11:33:40 AM

Frank

Johnny Cash covered Nine Inch Nails number "My Empire of Dirt" and now he's dead. Spooky!!

7/5/2013 11:55:27 AM

Old Viking

What's more, if you confront him with a formal table setting he's lost.

7/5/2013 12:10:14 PM

freako104

@Frank

The song is actually called Hurt :)

7/5/2013 12:36:05 PM

myheadhurts

I must have missed that concert.

7/5/2013 12:58:55 PM

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