Quote# 118521

[bold is mine. italics in original.]

Beatings will continue until morale improves / Nickel and a Coke machine

Let's imagine you have a Coke machine that throws out Cokes when you throw out nickels in it. So, it appears it works and you use it that way.

While doing it some shithead comes along and says "Hey, that is morally wrong ! You shouldn't do that ! You should throw rocks in a Coke machine, but know that you're not entitled to any Coke and that machines have their needs too yaddayaddayadda..."

Would you listen to him, telling you to put something that will give you no Cokes in a Coke machine, while he's basically acknowledging there is a likely possibility that you won't get any cokes?

The point of this metaphor is - SJW shitheads criticize me for coercing women into sex, impregnating a mentally ill woman, doing some other thing I can't talk about etc. but what choice did I have? To treat them with respect and get nothing? Any humane treatment of women only brought upon them despising me. Coercing one woman into sex gave me my best female friend today, using an insane woman for sex enabled me to procreate. Had I had treated them like the cucked mainstream society told me I'd achieve none of that.

I know some of the crazier liberals will find this metaphor with machines insulting to women or whatever deranged bs these mental patients will think of, but they'd say the same if I used a metaphor about chickens giving eggs or something so it's irrelevant - intelligent people will understand.

Scumbags like Amanda Marcotte are manipulating the natural male desire to cherish and protect women when they attack groups like PUAs by saying crazy shit like "Can you imagine what these men would get if they only treated women well?"

And sadly it works for so many men on a primal level.

But once you can overcome that you'll know what you'd get - nothing at all. Nothing but derision and hatred.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, a modern Western man can get by treating modern Western women like some ladies that lived 100 years ago. They are skanks, they are shit and they want to be treated like shit. If you fail to do so will you will be written off extremely quickly and brutally. They are skanks, they are scum, they are just human feces. They cheated on their "boyfriends" with me, their "boyfriends" cheated on them, they can't stand to be impregnated with a man who'd actually take care of the kids, they are verminous whores.

Feminists even have a term for this - http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Feminist_cookie

The insanity of this position is well explained here


I have noticed the same phenomena from feminists. Like the white vagina worshiping nationalists, feminists offer nothing as well. For most men, embracing feminism will not improve his life. It will make it much worse. In fact, feminists have created a phrase for this, “Do you want a cookie?” Yes, I want a cookie. I want lots of cookies. If feminists want men to become feminists, then feminism must produce real tangible improvements in men’ lives. In other words, feminists need to start handing out cookies. Since feminists refuse to hand out cookies, men have no reason to become feminists and every reason to oppose feminism with every fiber of their being.

So much truth in this post. Treating modern Western women as anything but vermin achieved no results for me but pain. Treating them as human garbage they are achieved all the results these monsters are even able to provide.

Why, exactly, should I put stones in a Coke machine and listen to how the machine owes me nothing?

caamib, Reddit - /r/Truecels 58 Comments [4/26/2016 4:18:30 PM]
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Quote# 40797

I want to be home with my husband and just enjoy life. But I have to go to a horrible job that I have had for 8 years. Don't get me wrong, I am so grateful that I HAVE a job to go to. (snipped)

But that place REEKS evil. The people are horrible. And believe me for 8 years I have prayed and prayed for these people. I have tried and tried to be a light. I have never experienced such mean spirited, cold hearted people in all of my 49 years of life.

Anyway, back on topic-I want to go HOME so bad to live with Jesus I just can't hardly stand it! I too feel as though my life here on this earth is a waste and totally useless. I really feel that I am not doing what God's plan is for me but I can't seem to find it no matter how much I pray and seek for His direction.
Maybe soon-real soon (dancing, shouting smilie)

Southern Grace, RaptureReady 48 Comments [6/12/2008 10:17:36 AM]
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Quote# 32252

Come on people, use the brain God gave you! Man coexisted with Dinosaurs, that's the only logical explanation.

Scarlet Crusader ("Orthodox Catholic"), Christianforums.com 41 Comments [12/11/2007 6:38:15 PM]
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Quote# 132551

As of Incel I'am so tired of being alone. I want to feel the warmth of a women, I want to feel desired, loved and wanted. I'm tired of year after year laying alone wishing for someone to be at my side and this pain its fucking killing me. Day after day i slowly realize this is my fate, there is not escape but only rope and LDARing.

ITS OVER or better yet it never started, here once again I sit alone on my computer (my only real friend) rotting away. This is torture. Being Incel is like being put in solitary confinement by all of society not for a crime but for that of which you cannot change and that of which you didn't choose, your genetics.

BlackPillCannon, r/incels 13 Comments [10/4/2017 11:01:49 AM]
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Quote# 114247

And if the soul is not restricted by deterministic rules of science, it may do whatever is needed to enact a free will choice, even if it means going back in time to set the brain cells in motion.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 18 Comments [11/8/2015 4:42:24 AM]
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Quote# 133528

That’s a LOT of drek to say “I don’t need god to be a good person” Which completely belies and ignores the philosophy of why that statement is hubris. Without God there is no good because “good” is then subjective.

Skywise, Free Republic 12 Comments [10/28/2017 9:55:20 AM]
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Quote# 130381

In anticipation of the solar eclipse that will span the entire contiguous United States later this month, evangelist Anne Graham Lotz has warned that the Great American Eclipse might not be a cause for celebration.

There's been much buzz recently about the solar eclipse that will occur on Aug. 21, which could mark the first time since 1918 that a total solar eclipse will be visible across the entire contiguous United States. It will begin in Oregon and sweep southeast across the country ending in South Carolina. According to Space.com, the phenomenon is "one of the most spectacular sights in nature."

As many across the nation will welcome the phenomenon by hosting and participating in eclipse parties, Lotz, the daughter of world renowned evangelist Billy Graham and founder of AnGeL Ministries, took to her website on Monday to comment on the upcoming eclipse in a blog post titled "Is God's Judgment Coming on America?"

The 69-year-old Lotz, who has previously cited the the Old Testament book of Joel to warn a number of times that God could soon cast his judgement on the United States as punishment for the sins of the nation, began the post by explaining that she felt "compelled to issue the warning once again."

Anne Graham Lotz.
"The warning is triggered by the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21, nicknamed America's Eclipse. For the first time in almost 100 years, a total solar eclipse will be seen from coast to coast in our nation," she wrote. "People are preparing to mark this significant event with viewing parties at exclusive prime sites. The celebratory nature regarding the eclipse brings to my mind the Babylonian King Belshazzar who threw a drunken feast the night the Medes and Persians crept under the city gate."

The story of Belshazzar's feast was told in the Old Testament book of Daniel. Lotz explained that while Belshazzar and his friends partied and had a good time, "they were oblivious to the impending danger."

"Belshazzar wound up dead the next day, and the Babylonian empire was destroyed," Lotz stated.

Lotz also noted that Jewish rabbis have traditionally seen solar eclipses as "warnings from God to Gentile nations."

"Therefore, my perspective on the upcoming phenomenon is not celebratory," Lotz wrote. "While no one can know for sure if judgment is coming on America, it does seem that God is signaling us about something. Time will tell what that something is."

In her blog post, Lotz also embedded a YouTube video of a nearly hour-long message given by Australian Pastor Steve Cioccolanti of Discover Ministries that was posted late last month. The message was titled "Is the USA in the Bible? Great American Eclipse Aug 21st, 2017 a Real End Time Sign?"

"Pastor Steve articulates the warning in a very clear, undeniable, yet undogmatic way based on his understanding of biblical truth," Lotz added.

"Please be assured that balancing God's warning is His plea for us to return to Him and rend our hearts in sincere, heartfelt repentance," she continued. "I can almost hear the tears in Joel's voice as he pleads for us to repent and return to God, because 'Who knows? He may return and have pity and leave behind a blessing' (Joel 2:13-14)."

Lotz argued that even if the warnings about the eclipse are inaccurate, the U.S. and the world are already in "turmoil."

"Without doubt this is the time for God's people to get right with God. To repent of our own sin. To share the Gospel with our neighbors. And to pray that in the midst of His coming wrath, God would remember mercy," Lotz concluded.

Anne Graham Lotz, ChristianPost 10 Comments [8/10/2017 3:30:19 PM]
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Quote# 69962

Laura, it is the institution of marriage that really is that simple. Likewise, it is our fallible, human emotions that tend to make things more difficult and more complicated than they need be.

If, heaven forbid, one of my son's chose to be gay one day, or even claimed he felt so all his life and was just finally succumbing to his attractions and inclinations, I too would love him still. But I ask you this, why are acceptance and love mutually exclusive in your eyes? We love our children throughout their lives without accepting many of their behaviors. In fact, it is because we love them that we ache for them when they go astray. We are constantly working to iron out the kinks. We want our children to excel, to thrive, to reach their highest potential. For me, the same is true of their sexual behaviors. I will always accept my child - the child my Heavenly Father knows he can become. But I will never accept his lifestyle should he choose to pursue any sort of deviation of the one man, one woman gold standard relationship.

I too, would want my child to enjoy all the same rights and privileges that I enjoy. But I would not want him demanding their creation if it is clear they 1) do not exist, and 2) will do more harm than good. Nor would I help him to fight for those.

My child is not exempt from the absolutes of right and wrong simply because he is my child and I love him.

Pearl, blogspot 54 Comments [2/2/2010 9:07:01 AM]
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Quote# 104042

[Re. Amy Winehouse]

Amy Loudmouth looks like a raunchy skank. I'm sad that she wasted her life, sad that booze has claimed another victim, sad that millions of youth have been led to behave irresponsibly because of her irresponsible influence. The incredible power of suggestion is irrefutable. When you hear music that glorifies sin, drunkenness, adultery and other horrible sins, you are far more likely to go out and commit those sins yourself. The Power of Suggestion: What We Expect Influences Our Behavior, for Better or Worse - Association for Psychological Science (APS).

Where is Amy now in 2014, Heaven or Hell? Some people get angry at the very notion that anyone except hardened criminals could ever fail to enter Heaven and go to Hell instead. I'll tell you the truth, if Amy died in her sins without faith in Jesus Christ as her personal Savior, then she went straight to Hell to burn forever. I didn't say that, God said that (Revelation 20:11-15). Jesus said in John 14:6, “I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to Heaven!

The Devil promises fame, fortune and pleasure in exchange for worship and serving him, but it can only last for the few short years of this temporal earthly life. Satan cannot offer you one single thing beyond the grave except misery, torment and the fires of Hell, which is where the Devil is going to be punished forever as well, who deceived the world (Revelation 20:10). I hear some fools say that they would rather drink beer in Hell, than not have any fun in Heaven. Friend, you won't be drinking any beer in Hell. In fact, you won't even be allowed to drink water. God will torture you in flames of fire (2nd Thessalonians 2:8-9). There is no booze in Heaven or Hell. God doesn't allow that filth into His heavenly city.

David J. Stewart, God Loves People 26 Comments [10/12/2014 4:46:31 AM]
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Quote# 124985

When asked by the religious hypocrites if the woman caught in the act of adultery should be stoned as Moses commanded, our Lord lovingly said, John 8:7, “So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.” Thus, we learn that it is never Biblical to condemn anyone for their sins, because we are just as guilty of sin in the sight of a holy God (Romans 2:1).

Yet, it is still Biblical that all sin brings death (Romans 6:23), and certain sins are listed as crimes in the Holy Bible, which are deserving of capital punishment, which a godly government would enforce. Such crimes include murder, bestiality, adultery, homosexuality, witchcraft, idolatry and incest. When the United States of America was founded, homosexuality was thought worthy of capital punishment. Thus, it is not being unChristlike to uphold the Biblical truth that homosexuals should be executed as criminals, just as murders and adulterers. Jesus was not in a position of government authority as a judge, and so as a citizen He showed compassion for His fellow mankind. If Jesus were physically alive on earth today, He would never accept the position of a judge in America, because He would have to enforce ungodly laws that permit murder by abortion, permit same-sex perversion, permit wicked divorces and hordes of other evils.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 13 Comments [2/28/2017 7:28:55 PM]
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Quote# 123155

(on the age of the earth being 4.5 billion years)

Do you have historical documentation of that or do I have to take it on faith?

"Helioseismology and/or measuring radioactive decay."

Took that long for that? Helioseismology, the study based on the assumption that the Sun's makeup hasn't changed. I like a good assumption as much as the next guy, but hardly scientific.
Then there is the ever popular measuring radioactive decay, "scientists" believe they can tell the age of something by how much radiation it contains, yet they have no record of the beginning levels or any outside influences involved. It's the same as trying to find the answer to a math problem that goes like this: An '86 TA goes by at 60 mph, how long has it been traveling?

Oboehner, Christian News Network 14 Comments [12/20/2016 10:44:22 PM]
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Quote# 41630

[about george carlin (may he RIP)]

I, too, found myself thinking that this guy was in for a world of hurt now that he has died. . . unless he repented and accepted. One can only hope.

He was beyond lost, he was willfully antagonistic. I always felt as though a good exorcism would have done him good. . . surely only someone possessed by a demon could be that willfully blasphemous of God and Jesus Christ.

Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell. . .

And to think, people observed this 'damning myself to hell' behavior and found it funny

RebMel, RR 46 Comments [6/25/2008 4:23:34 PM]
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Quote# 4508

We do forget that the title of Darwin’s book was “the origin of species – FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE RACES”. Charles Darwin and most of the evolutionists were “supremacists”, and they were dedicated to proving that other races were inferior.

seeker42, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18753

I was one of those people who thought people who claimed they were abducted by aliens or saw UFO's were crazy but this [book] puts it in a different perspective. I also believed that Dinosaurs was a fabrication but I read on Jack Kelly's website gracethrufaith.com where he believed that the Dinosaurs was Satan's attempt to mess with genetics and that the Nephilim might have been behind it. I just couldn't understand why God would create such ugly creatures.

Icolem, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 122950

[ There are no documented cases of trans women attacking or abusing cis women in restrooms or locker rooms.
There aren’t even an documented cases of cis men pretending to be trans women to peep at or abuse women in women-only spaces
There thousands upon thousands of more cases of trans women being physically, verbally, or sexually abused by cis men AND women in bathrooms and locker rooms. There are even cases of butch cis women being targeted as side effect of this.
Anyone who uses their “concern” that men will abuse trans-inclusive bathrooms to ban trans women from using the correct bathroom is a fear-monger. They are hiding their transphobia behind “concern” and use it troll off of people’s completely unfounded fears of trans women.

I promise you, we are more afraid of you than you are of us.

How dare you.

I have three daughters. Fuck you for calling me your bullshit, ablesit, made up names for having concern for my daughters you asshat.

The reason there are no cases of CIS men posing as a trans to get into a woman’s restroom is because THEY NEVER COULD BEFORE!!!

I am SO damn sick of this LGBT bullshit where you all threaten to brand us with your ableist slurs if we don’t go along with all your little demands. Fuck you. My daughters come first. I oppose men walking into women’s bathrooms for THEM, and I always will.

I am not afraid of your name calling.

bransrath, tumblr 25 Comments [12/10/2016 11:52:01 AM]
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Quote# 96298

[Someone pointed to the fundie that he has been quoted here, so he decides to come and explain himself.]

Dear Readers, What this shows is that the Theory of Evolution is an incomplete, untrue, false assumption. Humans were made on the first Earth, which was totally destroyed in the Flood. Adam was the first living being made for he was formed of the dust of the ground on the 3rd Day, in another world, which was totally destroyed in the Flood.

The False ToE is limited to this incomplete view of men who study only our world. They know nothing of Adam's world, and that throws their calculations off in every direction. When you tell them, they call you names and imply that you are Nuts.

The entire story of this argument is told in ll Peter 3:3-7 The Scoffers (Evols) will be "willingly ignorant" that the first Earth was totally destroyed in the Flood, and that our world will be burned.

The argument will be in the latter days, before the destruction of our world.

In Love,

Aman777, FSTDT comments 31 Comments [9/1/2013 6:27:05 AM]
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Quote# 118648

Why do Christians still listen to Beyoncé?

And just like that Sasha Fierce is back in the news again.

And once again, it's mostly Christian women who are supporting and defending her. There are several key reasons why a Christian has NO business under the sun supporting Beyoncé or her music. I'll try to keep this short and simple.

[1.] Sasha Fierece, the alter ego Beyoncé goes by, is the name of an actual witch, who wrote a book on conjuring demons titled 'The Book of Shadows.' Did you know that? Look it up. Certainly you didn't think she came up with that name out of thin air, did you? She was already familiar with that name - because 9 times outta 10 she's been initiated into witchcraft by now - having studied that book on occult spells and conjurations of demons. And from the looks of things, it seems many of those spells have worked on many of you too.

[2.] She has a church complete with her own religion and worshipers. Duh! How much plainer can it get! Now what 'Christian' goes around starting a church where they themselves are worshiped in place of Jesus Christ??? And for those of you who say she had nothing to do with it: why doesn't she sue those who started the church then? After all: doesn't she own the name? Why doesn't she try to get it shut down then - Hmmmm? Just something more to think about.

[3.] Christians don't go around twisting, gyrating and shaking their bums seductively on stage (or elsewhere), attempting to seduce and stir up lust in others. That's something that only WITCHES do. *Hint**Hint**Wink**Wink*

In witchcraft, you don't induct others into your coven via raised hands or filling out an application. You get inducted through sex.

So when you see a so called 'Christian' blatantly using her sexual assets as a tool for self-promotion, you're probably witnessing a witch evangelizing on behalf of Satan.

[4.] I spoke about this in my ebook Diva Goddess Queen: Breaking The Power of Soul Ties, Lust and Sexual Demons. *You can download it here: divagoddessqueen.com*

You have to understand something about practitioners of the occult: they are BIG on numerology.

Numerology is the belief that numbers and the spirit world are linked to each other: and it is believed that numbers have the power to influence spiritual events on Earth. This is why you'll find strange things that take place where certain numbers show up commonly on the calendar.

For example: Hitler staged his suicide on a day that coincided with the number 3. His death occurred on April 30th 1945, at 3:30pm. According to occult teachings that deal with numbers, a combination of 3's provided the most favorable time for him to die. Notice the triple 3's in the date and hour of his demise: the 30th of April provided the first 3; followed by 3 o' clock in the afternoon at half past (30 minutes after) the hour. Hitler basically timed his death to coincide with occult numerology, believing it provided a spiritual benefit doing so.

You can always tell when something occult is behind certain events that take place on the world stage, by knowing the numbers that are popular with occultists who use numerology.

This is why the timing of her self-titled album Beyoncé is far from a coincidence.

Not only did Beyoncé release her last album at the stroke of midnight on the highly occult witchcraft holiday of December Friday the 13th in 2013, like a good little witch; but it just so happened to also be a very special Friday the 13th date in and of itself. For one: it was the last Friday the 13th in the year. Secondly, if you add up that day you'll get:

12/13/2013 = 1+2+1+3+0+1+3 = 13

Now, take the number 13 and finish adding up the number, and here's what you get: 13 = 1+3 = 4. Which is Beyoncé and Jay-Z's favorite special number... 4. Ponder on that.

Bottom line: Christians have no business supporting, listening to or allowing themselves to be entertained by witchcraft or sin.

When you break the word 'entertain' down to its basic meaning, it literally means to allow something to enter and take residence within.

The reason why so many of you fight over Beyoncé and other secular artists, defending your right to listen to that type of music is because you've already allowed the demons they've been broadcasting to enter you: and those demons now reside in your psyche, dictating SIN over righteousness.

If you were truly filled with God's spirit, you wouldn't be able to comfortably entertain secular music simultaneously.

Mack Major, Eden Decoded 28 Comments [5/2/2016 3:06:47 AM]
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Quote# 3190

[Replying to 'way to invoke gods to fill the gaps']I only invoke ONE deity...

Socrates, Theology Web 4 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 131921

Reminder that everything that's good in the world originated from Western Europe and you shouldn't feel bad about it

nontolerantman, Twitter 20 Comments [9/22/2017 10:45:07 AM]
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Quote# 111339

If the USA were still a civilized nation, it would declare war on Planned Parenthood and eradicate the ghouls. #PPSellsBabyParts

Vox Day, Twitter 26 Comments [8/1/2015 3:00:09 AM]
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