Quote# 86254

[Richard Dawkins says he isn't 100% certain God doesn't exist]

Hes doing a copout. I am 100% sure god exists. Why can't he be sure of his beliefs. He is a hypocrite. Anyone can say you can't be 100% sure and when proof is discovered say well I didn't say 100%. He is only a biologist and does not know anything about physics, quantum theory, general relativity, cosmology, etc..

THE_PROFESSIONAL, Above Top Secret 61 Comments [3/1/2012 4:18:27 AM]
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Quote# 55941

[You have the unmitigated audacity to call yourself Jesus4mankind? What? GLBT people aren't part of that mankind you proudly display in your moniker?]

Jesus and the Father are one, and both of them hate faggots and send them to hell as the Good Book says. You want to go to hell as you say? Fine with me. Yes my handle is jesus4mankind, I preach the Holy Bible straight! If you don't like it LUMP IT!

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 41 Comments [1/15/2009 1:03:46 AM]
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Quote# 120693

Here's a definition of fundamentalist: a religious movement characterized by a strict belief in the literal interpretation of religious texts. If you take out religious and put in abortion, you'd have YOU. So you are a fundie.

savhcheshire, Live Action News 13 Comments [7/24/2016 2:57:06 AM]
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Quote# 45690

Atheists...how do you explain complexity?

In the Cambrian period there appears complex perfectly formed animals. If 'evolution' was true, then wouldnt there have to be more than a few years *PRE-Cambrian* to invent all these perfect species from nothing? You must agree that we can; go from 'NOTHING' and then a few thousand years later have all these wonderful complex creatures withouth CREATION?

If you agree that this then why dont you accept Jesus?

Hugo, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [8/24/2008 3:52:19 AM]
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Quote# 38373

Five victims of a former youth minister in prison for molestation are suing the Nazarene Church, saying warning signs about his behavior were ignored.

"This is about what the church knew, what the church did about it and, more specifically, what the church didn't do about it,” their attorney, Jason Stephens, said Wednesday.

...Ryan Martin Wonderly, a former youth minister at Bethany First Church of the Nazarene, was sentenced in 2005 to 35 years in prison for molesting girls at the church.

...Among the allegations in the lawsuit are that Wonderly's roommates at Southern Nazarene University discovered he had been looking at child pornography on a computer, and the university allegedly recommended him for an internship as an elementary pastor at the Bethany church "as part of his program of getting ‘help.'”

Bethany First Church of the Nazarene, NewsOK.com 7 Comments [4/30/2008 4:16:02 PM]
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Quote# 115318

[The background; a British great-grandmother has been sentenced to a hundred hours Community Service after being found guilty of '...sending an indecent or grossly offensive letter' claiming 'Muslims worship Satan in the guise of Allah' to Manchester Islamic High School for Girls along with an accompanying twenty-three page Chick Tract entitled 'Is Allah like You?' She admitted sending over fifty similar letters on previous occasions and said she intended sending more]

So according to this British judge it is "crossing the line" and "harming others" to share the gospel of Jesus Christ with them. Get ready America, this ideology has infected the liberals in this country and they are chomping at the bit to start fining and jailing Christians for their faith. The name of Jesus Christ is an offense to these evil Satanic minions and they want His name and all traces of Him wiped off the earth. Sadly, they actually believe they can silence Jesus when the bible says that if man didn't do it, then the very rocks would cry out and declare His glory. Lunatic liberal judges, radical Islam, nothing will stop the gospel of Jesus Christ from being preached to the entire world! Glory to God Almighty!!!

TimeWarpWife, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [12/15/2015 5:15:47 PM]
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Quote# 39412

That why my girls will never dance ANYTHING. I want them to be obedient and be modest. Any dance outfit I have seen is immodest. I'm always telling my girls that any clothing that shows their figure is wrong and God doesn't like it... I even find Irish dancing wrong, not in the dress code, but it the fact that it's not for God: so I don't care how much they beg and whine... no dance in this house...ever.

NewLifeinHim, RaptureReady 76 Comments [5/17/2008 9:55:43 AM]
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Quote# 94639

Everyone is NOT an atheist. There is only one, true God. All others are fake, delusions. Not believing in something that does not exist is not atheism.

I am the LORD your God, and I only shalt thou serve.

Anthony L. , Amazon Atheist Forum 58 Comments [6/1/2013 5:48:21 AM]
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Quote# 51419

Yes, God will Shine the Rainbow to remind us he will never destroy the earth in a flood again. Now that Obama is on the scene, He will shine the rainbow to let us know the new judgment is by FIRE and coming very soon.

SD, Comments section at Fox Embeds 24 Comments [11/5/2008 9:54:44 AM]
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Quote# 102404

**If you are comparing Christianity to Hinduism, I’m sure you can make a very good case for the superiority of Christian morality and the affects on civilisation. India is an easy target for this kind of analysis since its such a big, corrupt, impoverished, divided mess right now and is going to be for quite some time.**

You don’t have to point to India at all. When Arthur Danto critiqued Hinduism he did so without leveling a single accusation against Indian society. Deconstructing Hinduism can easily reveal it’s flawed philosophical center.

**Christianity may have had a significant influence on the development of science, capitalism, western morality, human rights and democracy but now we have those things, they have taken on a life of their own and they can be adopted by non-christian countries.**

It’s funny because Danto makes the very same argument in Mysticism and Morality but then contradicts it by rejecting Hume’s Fact/value dichotomy (to the best of my understanding). Moral beliefs are predicated on factual beliefs. The protestant work ethic that transformed a wilderness into 2 first world nations was predicated on the factual beliefs that there is a God and that imitating this God is the supreme end. If God laboured to create the world, and if man is made in the image of God, then man imitates God by creating as well. If God realized his godhood via the act of creation, so too does man realize this humanity via creation and thus leaves his indelible stamp upon nature.

The European settlers certainly believed all this and were able to accomplish in 500 years what the aboriginals could not in 10,000 years (excluding the Mayans who were advanced).

But this Protestant work ethic crumbles if belief in the God that inspired it crumbles. Witness this in the low levels of job satisfaction rampant across the west. Witness how millennials disdain manual labour and measure the worth of work solely on the metric of remuneration. Christianity is still relevant today.

quick edit: In philosophy, “factual beliefs” are different from their counterparts in the domain of science. In the latter, they must be verified empirically whereas in the former they are merely true/false statements about the universe that needn’t be verified empirically.

Dota, Occident Invicta 28 Comments [7/31/2014 3:41:19 AM]
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Quote# 165

[Replying to "Pull [the troops] out and nuke them. Be cheaper on American blood and dollars."]

<p>You Know I may get in trouble for saying this and I DONT ENDORSE ANY TYPE MURDER /CRIME But I too at the start of this war remeber saying "KILL them ALL and let GOD sort them out!" [...] I know its hard to imagine Nuking innocent Children BUT without a Change in Think what do you think those Little children will grow up to be? BIG TEERORIST!

rtd2, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [6/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3072

All these books and programs do is make whichcraft look fun, and that there is nothing wrong with it, they are just glorifying it. Why would they take a terrible sin like that and make it look like it isnt that bad? Next they will be making shows with homosexual 5 year olds, but everyone will think it is ok, because the main homosexual character is fighting evil...

MindieRose, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9809

[On South Dakota's pending ban on abortion.]

listen- if this becomes a nationwide law, think of how many rapists will be deterred by thte thought that the women that they rape will HAVE to give birth, and the father can be easily identified by the babe's DNA??? this will prevent a lot of rapes. part of the reason why rapes r so common is the fact that abortions are legal, so nobody would know if they raped someone. now they dont have that option.

emily, Myspace 43 Comments [2/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22237

Amen! The girly men and metrosexuals should be castrated and finish the job that the feminazis started on them.

Damn, I detest wusses!

Doctor Doom, Free Conservatives 31 Comments [3/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 77929

The progs are all about "the return to the primitive". Look at the way they've hypnotized almost two generations of young people into disfiguring themselves with piercings, tattoos and implants. Music, art, fashion...all celebrate and promote the ugly and perverse.

The hatred of order and beauty, the almost fanatical rejection of Christianity, the dismissal of the white race as somehow evil and inferior...this is not going to end well.

I truly believe at some point God steps in and says "OK, everyone out of the pool". Can't happen soon enough for me!

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 77 Comments [12/9/2010 5:01:42 AM]
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Quote# 101360

men will never be feminist allies because they will never give up PIV. asking them to stop using porn and prostituted women is even asking too much in most cases, but literally insisting that they never again stick their dick into any woman under any circumstances, (with the only possible exception being that the woman desires to become impregnated by him) is a nonstarter. i daresay that NONE of them are willing to go “that far” despite the demonstrable fact that PIV is the foundation of patriarchy and male privilege, and the greatest source of female suffering globally. the ONE THING that would work is the ONE THING they will not do. and this tells me everything i need to know about how seriously they take any of this, and how much they value women, and how much they are invested in their own privilege and how they dont see women as equal or even human at all — PIV pathologizes womens reproductive biology and others us. therefore it is HATE, in action, but no one sees it that way, especially not men, and perhaps especially not “feminist” men who claim to love women so much, including “making love” to them. with their dicks obvs.

not a single fucking one of them is willing to go this far. and therefore they can all go fuck themselves AFAIC. literally and more literally.

FCM, bugbrennan.com 47 Comments [6/7/2014 3:49:47 AM]
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Quote# 84762

[Mississippi Lt. Gov. Phil Bryant responds to opponents of the Personhood Amendment which would legally define fertilized eggs as people.]

No one was as upset as lieutenant governor Phil Bryant, despite the fact that the same polling which found Personhood too close to call also predicted he would be elected governor of Mississippi today. "You've heard some very complex television and radio ads lately that say that these men here and many of the women that join us... somehow want to do harm to women," he fumed. "Let's just call it what it is, it's wild and crazy. But that's what the other side must do whenever we stand up for life and say, it's simple, that child in the womb after conception has the same basic human rights as you and I."

Bryant went so far as to compare the issue to the Holocaust and the Jews of Nazi Germany "being marched into the oven," because of "the people who were in charge of the government at that time." He described the ballot measure as "a battle of good or evil," and warned, "the evil dark side that exists in this world is taking hold. And they're saying, what we want you to be able to do is continue to extinguish innocent life. You see, if we could do that, Satan wins."

Phil Bryant, Political Correction 72 Comments [11/11/2011 9:22:04 AM]
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Quote# 123407

Enoch says that the “Sons of Fire” came down and taught advanced meta-physics and super-science.

Mathues Imhotep, bibliotecapleyades.net 14 Comments [1/4/2017 6:48:27 AM]
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Quote# 47477

Most of the liberals you run into, especially the far left wingers have satan as their master. He has a tremendous plan for this country through Barrack Obama. It is being derailed by a woman who has given her heart to his great enemy Jesus Christ. The reason you are seeing such outlandish behavior on the part of Palin's enemies is simply the stirring up of the demons which control them. It is a demonic rage.

The contempt they are showing for her values is simply the contempt satan has for Christian values.

fred1, carm 37 Comments [9/18/2008 5:56:27 AM]
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Quote# 55646

After reading the Guest Column by Matthew Ramos ["Prop. 8 and young gays' apathy," Nov. 9], I am confused. What legal right are gay people being denied? I only voted against them changing the legal and traditional definition of the word "marriage." If they are being denied any other right, let me know, I may be on their side.

James Salley, OCRegister 32 Comments [1/8/2009 3:23:16 PM]
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