Quote# 111595


The 21st century scientist has arrived with a notable and remarkable discovery with an amazing proof that heaven, a celestial city exists. This discovery was made with the development of a spectacular Hubble space telescope which has beamed pictures back to the earth of real true angels!

This discovery which was referred to as the most important scientific data ever collected has not been publicly released for the fear that they may cause world wide panic. The computer enhanced images was safely kept from public view

Scientific Discovery of Heaven, HubPages 49 Comments [10/18/2015 7:56:06 AM]
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Quote# 48260

Having traveled extensively in Africa, this is right-on. I am excited about having Sarah Palin in an administration. Her faith is real and is upsetting to Satan who is doing all he can to discredit her. Satan is real...but God is Almighty! I know who wins in the end!

geno, timesonline 33 Comments [9/25/2008 7:30:35 AM]
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Quote# 51860

[A young engaged woman is upset that her fundie pastor won't let her sing at her own wedding ceremony and won't let her pick her own songs to sing afterwards. She asked J. Budziszewski, a/k/a "Professor Theophilus", for advice. Unfortunately for her, he's at TrueU.org, one of Focus on the Family's many websites.]

Even after reading your letter several times, I'm not quite sure what you mean.

You say, "He told me that I am not allowed to sing in my wedding ceremony." Do you mean that he won't let you join in any congregational singing? Surely not. You say, "I have to wait until the singing is over and I walk up the aisle when the ceremony begins." Do you mean that the congregation is going to sing a hymn while you are in the back waiting to process in, and your pastor thinks it might be distracting for your voice to come booming out from the vestibule? But it would be distracting, wouldn't it?

I suspect that you don't mean any of those things. Could it be that you want to sing a solo, up at the front of the church, all decked out in your wedding gown? Would you then race to the back of the church in order to enter all over again, processing up the aisle. If that's what your pastor opposes, I'm with him. A wedding isn't an episode of American Idol, where the bride gets to make a spectacle of herself. It is a sacred rite uniting a man and a woman in marriage. If you want to hear a solo, let another lady sing it, and let her do it to glorify Christ, not you, giving thanks for His matrimonial grace. Do everything you can not to be a prima donna. The qualities that make a good marriage are mutual modesty and humility, not vanity and pride.

"Not only this," you say, "I am not allowed to choose my own songs (except for one) because he wants to choose the right songs — inspired by God. I was so upset when I was talking to him, I couldn't believe what I was hearing." Do you mean that your pastor is a control freak who says things like "The Spirit is telling me that we should use Wagner's wedding march instead of Mendelson's"? Yes, that would raise questions, I agree.

Again, though, I suspect a somewhat different story. Could it be that the control freak is you, and that when your pastor told you that all but one of your choices were unsuitable for a Christian wedding, you were bent out of shape? If so, then again I'm with him. There have to be standards for hymns. You see, they aren't "your" songs, they are the Church's songs. What if the bride insisted on Let's Spend the Night Together, What's Love Got to Do With It, and the theme from The Price is Right?

I'm afraid I've never heard of a "Jesus wedding." All Christian weddings are about Jesus. And I don't quite know what to make of your comment "I can't find anything on the internet about not being able to sing." I've heard of the motto sola scriptura, but sola interneto is a new one.

J. Budziszewski, TrueU.org, "Ask Theophilus" 56 Comments [11/9/2008 9:44:59 PM]
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Quote# 43771

(I think this person's user name is fitting :D)

And we are talking about people who are not married ,Kissing your wife is a different story than a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
Its not that I disagree we with dating because I dont , But I do believe there needs to be a controlled environment .And thats what brad (Heartbrokenbrad to you FSTDTers, BTW) was trying to say about courting

This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?

GOD'sTool, CGR Community 68 Comments [7/28/2008 7:33:58 PM]
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Quote# 46150

This guy can make jokes and sugar coat it all he wants, but I'm not laughing, and God isn't laughing: but the devil is. Homosexuality has nothing to do with love. It is all lust and sex and deviant behavior. If you want to really know what homosexuals are all about just read about what goes on at gay pride parades and events like the folsom street fair in San Francisco.

Sportbominable, What's Morally Wrong with Homosexuality? 34 Comments [8/29/2008 8:38:38 PM]
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Quote# 2743

[On what the carnivores ate after the Noachic flood]Maybe this is why some animals are extinct now; when they got off the boat, they didn't get 10 yards before the lions and tigers and bears got to them. 'Survival of the fittest' -- after the creation.

jfk, Christian Forums 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 96301

[On a gay pride parade being attacked]

It was against the law once in this Country, and it should be again, they are Minority, and should go by the voice of the Majority and not the other way around as it is today, Minority Rule..

These degenerates are abnormal, not normal, they keep their degenerate desires to themselves, or they pay the price, there is such a thing as Self Discipline, not succumbing to your emotions, and base lust...

I'm no Liberal, never have been, and I don't agree with giving these Human abnormal Degenerates any soap box to spread their abnormal degenerate bile!!

They keep themselves to themselves, they stay where they belong in the shadows along side all other Degenerates, such as Transgenderists, Pedo's and other natural mistakes..

Sorry my views don't tally with the modern view of the Liberal idea of what should be, I've seen enough of this modern Liberal World to know it Stinks, its decadent and ripe for destruction, so what's left of the Normal Natural Human can begin again.

Teuroburg Weald, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 36 Comments [9/1/2013 6:27:41 AM]
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Quote# 47114

Jesus is up in heaven, getting his shoes on, feeling anxious and excited ...saying "can I go NOW?"

regionsteve, RR 80 Comments [9/10/2008 8:24:38 PM]
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Quote# 84586

A CNN anchor asked earlier this week whether or not Jesus would occupy Wall Street.

That question can be answered with a categorical “No.”

First, Jesus has no truck with rank, blatant hypocrites. The OWS crowd has now fallen to squabbling over who gets a slice of the $500,000 which has been donated to them, and which, by the way, they put in one of the evil, greedy banks they are out to destroy.

Secondly, Jesus has no truck with those whose entire agenda is to flagrantly disobey two of the Ten Commandments of God.

God said, “Thou shalt not steal,” a commandment Jesus affirmed on numerous occasions. Stealing is wrong, and it doesn’t make it right when government does it under color of law.

And the OWS crowd is animated by a thoroughly ugly disregard for the 10th Commandment as well. God says, “Thou shalt not covet...any thing that is thy neighbor’s.” And yet the Occupiers are driven by a dark, bitter, resentful, angry and acquisitive greed for stuff that belongs to other people.

I submit that no political program that is predicated on a violation of twenty percent of God’s moral law can possibly be right, can possibly work, or can possibly be good for America.

Jesus took a whip to the thieves and the covetous in his day. If he were to come back and do the same thing today, he just might start in Zuccotti Park.

In other words, he might occupy Wall Street after all.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 85 Comments [11/1/2011 3:07:03 AM]
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Quote# 50972

Would atheist ever boycotted a film because it was immoral?

Have atheist ever boycotted a film because it was immoral?
this is why christians are less moral than us. I have never watched any film or let my children see tv that did not enforce and celibrate the love of Jesus. Atheist will expose their children to violence, gay porn (including kissing and relationships of course) and not cry out as our society falls to Satan. do not be fooled, soddom and gommorag will happen again and they ill be the ones to blame. we are already in the time of the great tribulation/

Jayden's Mom, Yahoo! Answers 69 Comments [11/2/2008 2:46:18 AM]
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Quote# 5066

There is no denying still that Allah is the moon deity... The Kaabaa was an ancient religious site well before Muhammad had his drug induced visions.

antsinmypants, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 111828

A cancer has cancer. Oops, I mean, Jimmy Carter has cancer. Same diff. #tcot #gop #JimmyCarter #ACancerwithCancer

Debbie Schlussel, Twitter 14 Comments [8/15/2015 5:01:46 PM]
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Quote# 94312

[Steven] Hawking is hawking the moonbattery…

Don’t forget the guy buys into evolution too:

which says people like him should be just left on the side of the road and die because he’s diseased, I mean if there were only atheist “morals” people like himself would just be left out in the woods or harvested to be objects to be used in scientific experiments. He is alive because of the Bible.

Antisocialist, Moonbattery 41 Comments [5/15/2013 3:08:21 AM]
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Quote# 3372

Plants are not flesh. They do not breathe as we do. They do not breathe what we do. And it isn't beside the point. It is the point. God himself does not call a plant a creature. There is no reason for you to.

jaelfromFR, Christian Forums 7 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1756

Bad news: now my mom says J.R Tolkien's LOTR is demonic! Huh? He's a Christian for crying out loud! But my mom says that the stuff she saw in the preview are demonic. I have to admit, Nigerians are very superstitious. I agree HP is demonic but LOTR? NO! B4 you know it, she'll start saying Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis is demonic.

Booboo, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 124846

"it is agreed by all medical and health care professional that orientation is not related to a child's postnatal social environment."

Well, that's just a verifiably proven outright lie. So much for your book. Ah but we all know what you're response will be. That by "all" you mean all those who are "credible" according to YOU because they agree with your fallacious POV.
There is NO such thing as a "sexual orientation" toward anything other than the "orientation" God gives all people. The truth is Same-Sex Attraction (SSA) is NOT the same as "sexual orientation". Just another lie to perpetuate your Liberal agenda.
But hey, thanks for publicly displaying that you and UC Davis think one putting their opinions into a published book and giving it a fancy name somehow makes that "facts".

Of course, you won't be intellectually honest enough to admit that.

Royce E. Van Blaricome, The Stream 6 Comments [2/24/2017 8:20:55 AM]
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Quote# 63622

Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.

Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.

One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.

HelloooClareece, Free Republic 65 Comments [6/28/2009 10:17:26 PM]
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Quote# 120263

I was watching “Troy”. And for the first hour it was totally great. The mother of Achilles, who has the power of prophesy, and is believed to be a goddess or something similar, prophesies that if he goes to war with Troy, he will die in that war, but his name will live for a thousand years.

This is actually conservative, for Achilles was part of the collapse of Bronze age civilization, three thousand years ago, and his name still lives.

And Achilles, being warlord, a king, and a hero, and the greatest warrior ever, and a living legend, and incredibly brave and manly, naturally decides to go to Troy.

He goes to Troy, and after the first battle, orders his men to loot the temple of Apollo. So his men dump a kingly share of the temple loot in his tent, part of that loot being a dazzlingly beautiful girl, a virgin dedicated to Apollo tied up in his tent.

And then he just … he … he just totally fails to act like a man. In addition to being famous, and a hero, and the greatest warrior ever, and a living legend, he is also unbelievably handsome. But I swear, that there is no way that girl would voluntarily bed him in real life, if he acts like that.

Now I am old, and fat, and no one terribly important, and I look like Jabba the Hut, but if I had had a few hours with that girl in my tent, she and I would have been going at it like weasels in heat. (Voltaire said all he needed was ten minutes, but I think he was lying, and in any case, I am not as good as Voltaire.)

Everything Achilles does prior to going into that tent is totally, unbelievably, impossibly manly. Everything he does in the first hour of the movie is totally, unbelievably, impossibly manly. And then he goes into that tent and he is just …

You know why boys are no damn good with girls these days. Because they watch movies like that. They are taught to respect women. But women do not really want to be respected. And what is this girl that Achilles should respect her? We see him disrespect King Agamemnon. Until this scene we only see him respecting mighty warriors who have earned it by their courage and their prowess, or King Odysseus, whom he respects for his cunning. What has this chick done to earn respect?

After that scene, I just could not watch the film any more, because I just could not see Achilles as a man. Just some kind of cuck. Real men just don’t treat women like that. It is not just that it will not get you laid. It is unmanly. It is wrong. It is gay. It is effeminate.

OK. In the workplace I have to treat women like that or be fired, but it burns. OK, I bend to power and grit my teeth and suffer the humiliation, but the whole Achilles story is that he does not bend to power. Show him acting like a cuck, then there is no story any more.

Achilles does not respect King Agamemnon. He does not respect the King of Thessaly. He does not respect the champion of Thessaly. He does not respect the troops of Thessaly. He does not respect the ambassadors of King Odysseus. Why is he so damn respectful to some speaking temple loot?

Jim, Jim's Blog 20 Comments [7/4/2016 5:24:36 AM]
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Quote# 118770

These cucks are so cucked they can't see the bigger picture. If the Jews hate Trump he must be Doin something right

C-S-Memes4FashyGoys, Twitter 21 Comments [5/6/2016 3:10:37 AM]
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Quote# 111225

In another instance, quite recently in fact, our family, yes, even me, got quite sick with the flu. I could not understand what had happened. The flu lingered on, and recovery seemed far away. I was really distraught from it, for it made my Lord’s Word to seem as if it was of no account. I had been casting out and claiming and doing everything I knew of, to stop the sickness demon from attacking. And usually, it ALWAYS works. This was the first time in years, that it had not.

I was flummoxed. I went to the Lord, and asked Him why. Was there sin that I didn’t know of, that I needed to repent from? It was the only thing I could think of, that might have caused such a demon to attack me.

But instead of keeping me there before Him in prayer, He told me to get up and to clean off the kitchen countertop.

I wondered why He would ask me to do such a thing, for I was still quite sick and weak. But he kept at me to do it, so I finally did.

As I cleaned it off, I came across a foam mug holder, with the address of a new florist that had moved into town. I had picked it up as being part of a goody bag during a local fair. It felt strange in my hands, and I was going to simply set it aside, when I felt the Lord tell me to turn it over. When I did, I gasped. On the other side was a traditional fleur de’ lis emblem, painted onto the foam.

It was then, that I realized, just how dangerous and destructive a cursed item could be in the home. I had cleansed our home from such things, but something had slipped back in without me being aware of it. I counted back the days and realized that within just twenty four hours of me bringing this thing into our house, the sickness demon had attacked us.

I quickly threw it out into the garbage, and as soon as it was off of our property, we all began to heal.

Dreams of Dunamis, Dreams of Dunamis 43 Comments [7/28/2015 2:38:36 AM]
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