Quote# 22510

[It is a stumbling block when swimsuit ties stick out from under clothing (e.g. tied around the neck).]

Yes, it is. It makes me wonder what is under there and what exactly are those ties holding up.

Anonymous, age 13, The Rebelution 50 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 115530

[Part of a longer post titled "Conservative Female Pundits"]

Milo writes in a provocative style, but what he is saying here is true. The Pill tricks a woman’s body into thinking that it is pregnant. Women who are pregnant are going to be attracted to men who are more nurturing. In other words, a woman on the Pill is more likely to go for a beta male than the alpha that she would naturally be attracted to. A woman who is on the Pill when she selects her husband may find that the beta guy no longer appeals to her once she goes off the Pill, which leads to divorce.

There is nothing conservative about the Pill. It has destroyed the family, and it has directly fostered the environment that has enable same-sex marriage to gain acceptance. If the current push to gain acceptance of pedophilia is successful, that too will be traceable to the acceptance of the Pill. To say you are conservative but not fight against the Pill is to preemptively concede victory to the opposition.

Michael Sebastian, Honor and Daring 11 Comments [12/25/2015 6:07:36 AM]
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Quote# 22720

[Evil Bible: Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!]

Have you done a study about how purple our faces turn? You keep making these unfounded, blanket accusations! Firstly, Allah is a demon god who expects YOU to die for HIM (while Yeshua is a God Who died for YOU!) and Islam is a religion started by a murdering, thieving, epileptic pedophile called Mohammed. Messianic Judaism began when God/YHWH came to earth in the form of a SINLESS man called Yeshua (which means "Salvation") who taught us about the things of God and then offered Himself as a Divine Sacrifice in order to afford wayward humans a place in heaven.

The Egyptian babies you speak of were not "slaughtered"; they simply died. YHWH ordered the death of all male firstborn in Egypt because of PHAROAH'S refusal to let God's Chosen People (the Jews) leave Egypt and their Egyptian bondage. If you'll remember, God gave Pharoah NINE OTHER CHANCES before hard-headed Pharoah finally got the picture that GOD was in charge! NINE CHANCES! Ask yourself this: If someone was holding your family captive, abusing them in various ways, and making them perform slave labor - how many chances would YOU give before finally "zapping" the perpetrator?

Carmen, The Refiner's Fire 49 Comments [3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 41981

I don't control Jim Dobson's calendar. However, why would you want to meet with Cal Thomas if he's going to write a defeatist book that goes against what you believe?

I respect Thomas too. However, writing good stuff about Ted Kennedy and teaming with a liberal to write another book about today's toxic political environment is not the best way to go.

It's not about legislating morality. It's about mobilizing Christians to do their duty.

If every one of the 40 to 50 million born again Christians in this nation voted, and voted correctly, our nation would be a different place. It would not be a utopia because that won't happen until Jesus comes back, but you could leave your doors unlocked at night and you would not be afraid to shop at the mall.

Imagine the U.S. Senate with 70 conservative Republican members and even a handful of conservative Democrats. A federal judge makes a bad ruling, and he or she is impeached, disbarred and imprisoned within a week's time.

Imagine liberal college professors who would be fired and blacklisted if they criticize this nation and try to stir up subversion.

Imagine every mosque in this nation with an FBI informant within their ranks. After which, most would be closed.

Imagine liberal churches losing their tax-exempt status if their speakers wax political.

Imagine child pornographers and gang members being hanged in public.

Imagine balancing the budget and paying off the national debt. You would keep a lot more of your money.

Imagine George Soros being deported and Michael Moore being exiled to Saudi Arabia.

All it would take to bring that about is for Christians to do their duty. We could bring this nation's government back to what it used to be. Obviously, it would not change the hearts and minds of most of the public, but it would make for a much better society.

Read Proverbs 29:2.

MacArthur Parks, PCC Board.com 107 Comments [6/29/2008 9:31:42 PM]
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Quote# 117882

Such a condition could be treated by the person waiting until the child is an adult, in the mean time suppressing their urges under supervision by a phsychotherapist and perhaps being allowed to conduct a friendship with the child, thus forming an emotional bond with him/her which might be the foundation for a future physical relationship when the child is old enough. We do after all see older men marrying women much younger than themselves.

Supposing for a minute that homosexuality was still illegal. I wonder if a similar kind of process could be found for enabling homosexuals to reach a point where, having suppressed their urges for some time, they could reach the point where they could live with their attraction to the same sex, and form a strong emotional and physical relationship with someone of the opposite sex

Spud, Religion and Ethics 19 Comments [4/3/2016 3:54:51 AM]
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Quote# 121747

I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully” (I Tim. 5:14). (Preteen and teenage young women who have reached puberty and are having sex without being married do give occasion for the adversary to speak reproachfully about them, and is fornication, sin, which causes fornicators to go to Hell.1 If they get abortions, this is murder. Murderers cannot enter Heaven!2)

What is a young woman? GOD’S commandment, if a woman desires to be married, would be at the age of puberty. Webster’s definition of “puberty” is: “the age when one becomes capable to bear children, which is marked by maturing of the reproductive organs, with the onset of menstruation in the female; the period at which sexual maturity is reached. The age of puberty varies in different climates and environments, being from thirteen to sixteen in boys and from twelve to fourteen in girls, and is commonly designated legally as fourteen for boys and twelve for girls.” Webster’s Dictionary states “childhood” is the “state or time of being a child; state or time from birth or infancy to puberty or maturity.”

Tony Alamo, www.alamoministries.com 24 Comments [9/23/2016 5:20:36 AM]
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Quote# 117400

In 1985, when cutting first appeared, girls cutting themselves was something astonishing, something no one had heard of, that psychiatric interns had never heard of.

Now a significant minority of women cut themselves. Hard to say how many, but probably a few percent. Not a substantial minority, but not a tiny minority either. Hot fertile age women. Women with strong sexual needs and completely screwed up sex lives, usually sex lives screwed up by their own self destructive bad choices. “Strong independent women” who are not in the least strong, and greatly fear independence. White women. Women totally raised in feminism.

As the epidemic grows, only now is the psychiatric industry coming up with a diagnostic category “Non suicidal self harm” We did not have a word for cutting until recently, and psychiatrists are only now coming up with a word for it, and not a very apt word yet, for the category self harm is deliberately over inclusive, in order to avoid being exclusively female, including a great deal of what would be more aptly called “stupidity”, so that some males can be put in the same category. (The obvious difference being that after doing something very stupid once or twice, males usually stop doing that particular stupid thing.) It is politically disturbing to have a psychiatric category that is near one hundred percent female, so calling it what everyone calls it, “cutting”, is politically incorrect. Yes. Males sometimes, rarely, cut themselves. Discover it hurts like the blazes, then do not do it again.

If you google for “self harm”, the PC term, you don’t get information on cutting, but deceptive and malicious misinformation on cutting, misinformation intended to cause harm and suffering, and if you google “cutting” any page that comes up with words “self harm” in it is overwhelmingly likely to be malicious misinformation.

[Picture of a woman will many self-inflicted cut marks]

As it says in the Book of Genesis, women are psychologically maladapted to equality.

Think how much more comfortable she would be, how much more at peace she would be, how much saner she would be, how much happier she would be, if those were her owner’s whip marks.

Reading between the lines of girls making videos and posts about cutting themselves, they are saying to the numerous boys that pumped them and dumped them “Punish me, don’t ignore me.”

Jim, Jim's Blog 23 Comments [3/12/2016 4:53:54 AM]
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Quote# 135094

You keep maintaining that the word physical is irrelevant.
But physical implies that the action or event must comply with the physical laws of science.
So to enable conscious interaction with this universe rather than simple reaction, we can't be shackled by the uncontrollable rules of physically defined reaction.  The freedom for us to consciously  interact can't be defined within the constraints of pre determined physically controlled reactions.
The material properties and physical laws of interaction within this universe can demonstrably be consciously manipulated to produce the human creativity which abounds on this planet.  We live in a universe which seems obviously designed to be manipulated by conscious interaction, but this freedom to consciously interact must come from outside the physical constraints of our material universe.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 4 Comments [12/11/2017 2:04:19 PM]
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Quote# 101208

[Thread on whether Obama blackmailed Chief Justice Roberts to say that Obamacare was legal]

Roberts body language at the time of announcement said it all. He looked like a man with satan's pitchfork twisted up his rear end!

The answer is in God, the Constitution, and lawfulness. God gave us the laws for a civil society, and free will to either obey and protect the law or allow evil to rule because they will, if we don’t abide and protect!

THINK - 12 to 30 million criminal tax evading foreign invaders were invited, protected, aided, abetted, and lavished with subsidies and citizen benefits… by Obma/Reid/Holder for the “Progressive” communist, muslim, and international monopolist’s jihad against America. “Progressives” moved key US jobs and productive infrastructure to Communist China over the past 25 years! We’re past $17 trillion debt, SSI is around $100 trillion upside-down, and we can’t produce what we consume! April 38,934,000 below fulltime work joblessness, means $1.97 trillion wages were lost, and with employer tax/fringes $2.56 TRILLION is LOST!! That’s the essential difference between prosperity and collapse! They’re sabotaging the Constitution, country, and freedom! Call it what it is – TREASON – and demand prosecution!!

podunk1, WND 22 Comments [5/27/2014 3:07:36 AM]
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Quote# 21726

People of the West of the Pope, are all inherently worshipping the devil, they have no consciousness of Allah, Exalted is He! and rely on the Pope to continue with this order of injustices and suffering in the world and lies and hatred of the truth. If I was to grip one person in the world for the suffering and injustices in the world, I get the Pope.

It is only the devil worshippers who want to continue for the world to suffer, to keep people away from truth and to continue worshipping the devil in their lives.

How have I found the people in the West, and left them dumbfounded with label devil worshippers. By looking through history and interpreting it, to show them the fallacy of the Trinity and how it effects the believers in Trinitarian, in that it makes them devil worshippers.

I shall not reveal to you my reason other than the one that means, if they were in the Jesus ' place and his situation they would have worshipped the devil. Isn’t that the reason that these people are all saying the devil can grant power on earth, so let us worship the devil.

The devil says 'look at him, look at him now' - points to Jesus on the cross
And they say, 'we hear you, we obey you, we worship you"
But when they see Jesus as they presumed raised from the dead, they say,'Jesus u r Lord, we worship u'-

Then they are confronted with the Jewish scriptures and decide God is one of three, and hold firm to their idea that Jesus is a god, which is all because they are all devil worshipping until Jesus comes back, then they are left dumbfounded, and make Jesus the worshipped but by doing so they are worshipping the devil, if they do that. For there is no god, except Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger.

kashif786, C4forums 17 Comments [3/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 58387

As a creationist I have studied biology, geology, astronomy, physics, history, logic, theology, and many other assorted subjects. Yet I am still called stupid, uneducated, brainwashed, deluded, and any other contemptuous adjective. That is evolutionists' favorite argument against creationists.
Most evolutionists are comfortable viewing creationism with contempt. However, if they would study it with a discerning mind, they would find out how rational it is. If someone is convinced that black people are not good writers, why would they read stories by Langston Hughes or Richard Wright? That would contradict their own prejudices.

I have perused "Creationism's Trojan Horse." The book is just one big fallacy. The biggest one is "Appeal to Motive." They don't bother dealing with the premises of ID, they just whine that IDers are just trying to get creationism into the schools.

There is no good scientific evidence for evolution. It is not even a scientific theory or hypothesis. Evolution is much like the dead guy in "Weekend at Bernie's."

kdanley, yahoo answers 61 Comments [2/12/2009 10:00:55 PM]
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Quote# 17469

[When asked: "So if the wife tells her husband that she doesn't want to have sex, and he forces her to (i.e., rapes her), then she is the sinner, not he?"]

God does tell us to rejoice in our spouse's body, and taking that away from the other is not really compromising. And for us traditionalists, there is that whole, obey your husband part of the vows. ::wink wink::

sgrimsley, Christian Forums 40 Comments [11/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126048

Psychopaths share these qualities:

Believe in atheism/evolution.
Usually above average intelligence, but not always. Anyone who has the ability to comprehend the philosophical implications of atheism/evolution is capable of becoming psychopaths.
High self-esteem and narcissism: They view themselves as smarter, "the evolutionary man of the future", ahead of their time, better than others.


A psychopath is anyone who has make themselves their own standard of authority. Evolutionary theory, atheism and humanism have created fertile ground for a large crop of psychopaths to germinate, grow and come to maturity. Most of them are not really dangerous, but they have adopted their own personal version of morals and made themselves their own god. Whatever they have decided is ok to do, is ok to do! They can murder, and it doesn't bother them because after all, they kill mosquitoes and rats and cows all the time. Man is just another animal.

Psychopaths not only believe in the theory of evolution, they have understood its implications for the purpose and meaning of the existence of man. Since there is no God, then all morals are determined by the collective agreement of mankind. There really is no such thing as right or wrong, since sin is defined by a God they do not believe in. Sure society has rules, taboos etc, but they are smart enough and perceptive enough to notice that these rules are changing. Whereas adultery and homosexuality was once a capital offence, today it is openly promoted. A psychopath is someone who is lived in a time when adultery was a capital offence, but was able to look ahead to the present time when he realized adultery would be the norm and accepted without consequence. Living in a time when adulterers were stoned in the public square, they are able to look forward to the present time when TV commercial openly say, "Life is short, Live it up, Have an affair, Call us today." A psychopath is able to do things others view as wrong and it does not bother them because they believe that whatever they have personally decided is right, is right and they don't care if others have determined it is wrong.

They can murder, and it doesn't bother them because after all, they kill mosquitoes and rats and cows all the time. Man is just another animal. We are only here by random changes and have not real purpose. They have comprehended that the animals they kill suffer just as much as men. They have noticed that social animals that live in communities, like Meerkats experience depression when they kill one of the pack members. They notice that animals and man both grieve over the "death of a loved one". Since Darwin and humanists teach that man is just an "animal", if you can kill an animal, you can kill a man. If killing mosquito, rat, cow, chicken, fish, meerkat, lion or dog doesn't bother you, why would it bother you to kill a man? This is actually very rational thinking.


You would think the psychiatry industry could make a lot of money off psychopaths. In fact the psychiatry industry do not treat the various psychopathic personality disorders since they understand they cannot be fixed and are determined to be untreatable. They have also discovered that no matter what they try, nothing changes the psychopath into a "normal person". The reason the psychiatry industry cannot fix the psychopath, is because they are unwilling to do the only thing that would cure them: Attempt to convert their belief system from atheism into Christianity. Until you address the underlying "faith" of the psychopath from atheistic Darwinism, into bowing down in worship to their God and creator, Jesus Christ, there is no hope for the psychopath.


It is impossible for a psychopath to be a Christian. Indeed they are usually atheists! They view themselves as their own highest power and god!
When mentally ill people confess their sins to Jesus and repent of their sinful lives and put their faith and trust in God, they will be almost instantly cured of mental illness. Why not visit a good, Bible believing our local church in your own home town.

(no name given), The Interactive Bible 20 Comments [4/5/2017 1:07:29 PM]
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Quote# 120896

This is the Hildabeast on July 22:


Above video is quite scary. I'm not saying 100%, but it sure does look to me like she is definitely possessed by a demon(s). Her eyes, which are normally very blue, an example of that: http://www.heightcelebs.com/2013/11/...odham-clinton/.

Now, watch the youtube video. They look black. So black that you can't even see the white part of the eyes around the iris during parts of the video.

Someone in the comments suggested slowing the video down. On youtube you can go to the little wheel looking thing and slow the speed of the video to 0.25. I did that, and was truly creeped out!

Hillary creeps me out when she looks like her usual self. And so with her jerking around all over, and then her eyes turning black... just that.... wow.... !

It's not just this video, that they doctored or photoshopped it. Many different people taped this and have it posted, and it is the same in every video. Some say she did what she did because she got a brain freeze from the chai she was drinking. But if you slow down and look, at one point she does put her mouth on the straw, but no liquid ever comes up through it. She never drinks it. My opinion is that she is truly possessed.

tiffanybw, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [8/3/2016 3:02:44 AM]
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Quote# 13551

So what we have are two bulls here. One is satan-led, Godless liberals, who insist on pumping unproven theories down the bodies of children NO matter if the facts are proven wrong. ON the other hand, you have creationists who lack the courage to stand up to the liberals and say what they really feel and believe.

So they deserve their house to fall! (“A house divided against itself, shall not stand!”) God will NEVER bless ANY creationist who hides from truth for NOT saying boldly, “GOD created heaven and earth, and ALL that is in it; and he did this in 6 days; just 6,000 yrs Ago!” And then LET the satan-led, Godless liberals deal with it as they will.

I happen to believe that God created ALL in 6 days, JUST 6,000 yrs ago. I will look ANY teacher; or any professor; or any scientist in the eye; and state my belief to them; whether they like it or not. I am not going to hide God while trying to play their game using contrived words like “creationism” so I can try to sell it to Godless minds on THEIR level.

I will further tell them; that they ARE the quintessential satan-led, Godless liberal; for NOT stating their TRUE agenda also. And then we can agree to disagree; and they can go to hell, and I will enjoy heaven. NOT because of whether evolution is true or not; rather because I put my faith in God, and they put their faith in satan.

SO BE IT! (Amen!)

patdeeee, Yahoo! Message Boards 36 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 117183

Many women — many of our sisters and our daughters — decorate the food not for the sake of their husbands, children, and family, but in order to take a picture of it.
It’s very important to discuss this. Some women, Allah bless them, pay a lot of attention to decorating the food they cook. They sit for hours on end, “engineering” a cucumber or a tomato, and it is all done so that people will see it. But she never does this for her husband and children.
If it wasn’t for all those apps — Snapchat and others — she wouldn’t have done this.
Unfortunately — and this is a fact — many people were afflicted with envy because of this. By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts. By Allah, I saw this with my own eyes. Children got cancer because of pictures circulated [online].
A picture might transmit sorcery. The proof is that if I took your picture, and applied sorcery to it, you will be afflicted accordingly.
So why do we find it difficult to believe that a sorcerer might take your picture from a social media account, print it, and cast sorcery upon it?

Cleric Sa’d Al-Ateeq, Patheos - FriendlyAtheist 37 Comments [3/3/2016 4:21:31 AM]
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Quote# 2491

The reason for these laws [i][in Deuteronomy, such as stoning for adultery and being forced to marry your rapist][/i] was as a deterent to whoredom. It stopped women for playing the harlot. Something that the modern occidental democracy has no answer to - a majority of women turn harlots even before they reach the age of consent in the UK. These days 'women rights' equate to 'the right to play the whore'. And the indulgence in, proclivity to, whoredom, is the principle reason why women cannot and will not believe in God. The feminist today is antichrist in female guise, just as the deist/atheist is the antichrist in male guise.

Old Man, Internet Infidels 27 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11512

You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough.
Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 42 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64419

"I was given the 'honor' to temporarily marry young girls before they were sentenced to death."

In the Islamic Republic (of Iran) it is illegal to execute a young woman, regardless of her crime, if she is a virgin, he explained. Therefore a "wedding" ceremony is conducted the night before the execution: The young girl is forced to have sexual intercourse with a prison guard - essentially raped by her "husband."

"I regret that, even though the marriages were legal," he said.

Why the regret, if the marriages were "legal?"

"Because," he went on, "I could tell that the girls were more afraid of their 'wedding' night than of the execution that awaited them in the morning. And they would always fight back, so we would have to put sleeping pills in their food. By morning the girls would have an empty expression; it seemed like they were ready or wanted to die.

"I remember hearing them cry and scream after [the rape] was over," he said. "I will never forget how this one girl clawed at her own face and neck with her finger nails afterwards. She had deep scratches all over her."

Returning to the events of the last few weeks, and his decision to set free the two teenage detainees, he said he "honestly" did not know why he had released them, a decision that led to his own arrest, "but I think it was because they were so young. They looked like children and I knew what would happen to them if they weren't released."

He said that while a man is deemed "responsible for his own actions at 13, for a woman it is 9," and that it was freeing the 15-year-old girl that "really got me in trouble.

"I was not mistreated or really interrogated while being detained," he said. "I was put in a tiny room and left alone. It was hard being isolated, so I spent most of my time praying and thinking about my wife and kids."

Anonymous Iranian Prison Guard, Jerusalem Post 69 Comments [7/24/2009 4:40:49 PM]
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Quote# 4584

Steven Hawking is a spinach man ,I met a man he said his belly can speak ,his thoery is also so called science. yes .too many stupid guy here.

genesisly, Christian Forums 60 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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