Quote# 68576

I have only seen 3:33 in the afternoon, which started more than 20 years ago, but now I mostly see 11:11. As a matter of fact, today I accidentally opened a grammar book to page 111. Then I laughed because it's almost like a joke between me and the Lord. Still don't know what it means, but I'm guessing it has something to do with our Messiah's return to earth.

bowandarrowsparkles, Watchman's Cry 52 Comments [12/15/2009 8:25:33 AM]
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Quote# 4857

[Replying to 'if Jews are evil... is it something genetic?']Probably. One of clinton's cabinet members fit the jewish archetype almost perfectly before ever knowing that she was a racial jew (she was adopted).

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 47810

[I don't know if this is "fundie" per se, but I find it kinda funny. It's a comment on an old Star Wars anti-smoking-ad uploaded on YouTube]

Yea, great message for kids. Anti-smoking, yet a homosexual golden robot is giving it.

reefguy15, YouTube 46 Comments [9/18/2008 9:17:46 PM]
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Quote# 94613

YHWH(64=Y25+H8+W23+H8) / the Grand Architect of the Universe (G.A.O.T.U.[64]) uses the elegant(64) mathematical model of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 to planit.

The PlanEt Nestor is our 'next-door neighbors'. Humans have a nest or colony there. Google: Planet Nestor and 'coincidentally', some guy named Nestor has started a comic book called that!


Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: 5/21/13 16:25 "Miller 64, Miller 64!" ad, "It's not just a number, it represents a man..." - ad, "careful though, that kind of power can go to your head" - Progressive ad on ESPN 2

Brad Watson, Miami, Amazon Atheist Forum 62 Comments [5/30/2013 3:13:20 AM]
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Quote# 36266

[Reasons why I believe in creation]

The primary reason I believe, of course, is because the Bible tells me so. That's good enough for me, because I haven't found the Bible to be wrong about anything else.

But what about the worldly evidence?

The evolutionists insist the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago and became extinct long before man walked the planet.

I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe there is a shred of scientific evidence to suggest it. I am 100 percent certain man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. In fact, I'm not at all sure dinosaurs are even extinct!

Joseph Farah (founder, editor and CEO of WND), WorldNetDaily 67 Comments [3/14/2008 3:23:04 PM]
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Quote# 92860

Freedom not Sodom!

There’s freedom in America, the land of the red white and blue;
but there still must be laws, things you just can’t do.

You can’t marry your sister, your brother, or the family pet;
a sheep, or a goat - at least not yet!

That how is it with homosexuality, what the Bible calls sodomy;
men lying with men as with women, is perversity!

That they’re not designed that way, tis easy to perceive,
but yielding to sinful desires, man is soon deceived.

A moral wrong is not a civil right; like the sin itself, that’s confusion;
calling evil good and exchanging light for darkness, is sure delusion!

History tells us where this will lead, from societies now in dust,
When a nation casts off the laws of God, and follows it’s own lusts.

Promoting a sin which sends one to Hell from an early grave,
dishonors God and robs man of the Life He gave.

There’s but one answer: the Risen Jesus gave Himself for our sins;
Repent and believe, then truly follow Him!

daniel1212, Free Republic 50 Comments [2/26/2013 3:12:58 PM]
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Quote# 42216

[In answer to a question from a father whose daughter asked why babies die]

Babies and children die because they are sinners and God is a just God.

extranos, Grace Centered Christian Forum 75 Comments [7/3/2008 9:23:40 AM]
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Quote# 75185

This is offensive, any who supports a mosque at ground zero is either a terrorist or an apologist. Last year I wrote 'Soldiers of the Skies' a novel, my first and the muslims threatened me and came to my house and left 'gifts' there is nothing that these animals won't resort to. We can notlet them have any victory or perception of victory. For muslims to talk about acceptance and tolerance is laughable they are the ultimate in cultural imperialists. Do it our way in the way we tell you or we will kill you. If the Mosque is built I will personally visit it once a month and urinate on it.

Victory Phoenix, Moonbattery 123 Comments [8/13/2010 6:43:19 AM]
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Quote# 73176

[re: net neutrality]

We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did. You know what? Thanks, Mr. President, but I think we're going to keep the Internet the way it is right now. You know — or at least until people who are worshipping Satan, you know, aren't in office. [Emphasis added]

Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Show 60 Comments [5/26/2010 5:20:32 AM]
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Quote# 132838

[The incident with Dylan Roof] was a sad day no matter what color. This wasn't an act of the confederacy and we shouldn't be blamed. Blame yourselves BLM, Dylann Roof snapped due to your rioting and bullying after Scott shooting. You are to blame BLM, the pastor/senator had just spoken at the BLM rally. Rioting isn't the answer, it's wrong in your behavior and you know it. It's all vengence and you should be ashamed of yourselves, you're causing a divided and distrust and that shouldn't be, we should care for all American no matter what color. God bless Dixie and America, you both are under attack

Elaine Black Marshall, Facebook 16 Comments [10/11/2017 3:14:24 AM]
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Quote# 102097

Speaking from a legal standpoint, there is plenty of evidence to impeach Soetoro (birth certificate, Benghazi, Fast & Furious, capitulation towards UN wrt. Libya, ISIS crisis, Berghdal incident, fleeing from Iraq, Osamacare, border crisis, expansion of all government bureaucracies, absolutely anything to do wrt. Eric Holder, Marxism, Islam, Black Liberation Theology, atheism, abortion, gay agenda, promotion of the global warming fraud, refusal to wear flag pin, refusal to put hand over heart during Pledge of Allegiance, opposition to the flag burning amendment, and there’s probably a lot more). Sensible people can find the relative provisions in the Constitution which would impeach him.

Speaking from a political standpoint, keep in mind that the Dementocrats completely disprove of the Republican Party, so there is no political capital to be lost by legitimately pushing for impeachment. Moderates can be won over if they are exposed to the truths of the Hussein Administration. His disapproval rating is higher than his approval rating, meaning that impeachment can only be a success.

Speaking from a moral standpoint, Osama and the rest of the Dementocrats deserve to meet the same fate as the Rosenbergs did. We used to execute traitors, now we give them the Presidential office. If we don’t want to look like international laughingstocks, then that is our only option.

Objective Scrutator, Free Republic 40 Comments [7/15/2014 3:26:44 AM]
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Quote# 49119

This is to the people who say viruses evolved yes they did, but notice it is evolved with a SMALL e which evolution of this form occurs all around us. Everything around us adjust to its surroundings, its all in the DNA. Using the virus example if it is in a colder area the next generation will be born with cold resistance if there environment heats up then the next generation will be heat resistants. The evolution you are referring to is Evolution which is the theory that all these small changes could ad up into a perminite change in the species. This we have never seen before ever. So as of yet NOTHING HAS EVOLVED but Everything has evolved.

TheRedFox, popsci 34 Comments [10/11/2008 12:16:57 AM]
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Quote# 861

[Replying to 'are Catholics Bible-believing Christians?']

Well, technically they do read the Bible and believe it's the Word of God, far as I know, so I guess I'd say yeah. I'm one of those fringe people who believes that you can be a Catholic and yet still be a Christian. Although given the state of the Church, I'd say it is tough.

fourgivn1, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 90708

The supremacy of Christianity over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.

God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding.

Rapture Ready, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [11/14/2012 4:11:34 AM]
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Quote# 46523


So a few priests fall from the way. The vast majority successfully remain celibate. The reason there are so many scandals is because pedophiles who realize they were born with unclean urges and that it is not right to act on them try to be priests so they have to suppress the urges. For most of them it works, just like anybody can choose to be celibate but a small number succumb to temptation. It's just that that's more scandalous and newsworthy than a priest who breaks his vow of celibacy with an adult.

Of course one of the big reasons for the fall is of course afterall, it is just Christianity. It's not as pure as Judaism. If only they required rabbis to be celibate. But they worship the same God and it's still a great way to promote celibacy for those of my kids that do choose the Catholic path of my husband. But those of my kids that choose to emulate me and choose the right religion, Judaism then I'm sure they are influenced by me and will believe in celibacy until marriage and that marriage is a union between man and woman. Since all Christian religions are a distortion, making it difficult but not impossible for them to go to heaven I will encourage any child of mine who decides to be a Christian to enter the priesthood, since they are strict when it comes to sin. That will give them the best chance of entering heaven even while worshipping the Jesus idol.

JellyJuice, FSTDT 43 Comments [9/3/2008 5:05:14 PM]
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Quote# 30734

[From Article 28 of the Covenant of the Islamic Resistance Movement, aka Hamas]

The Zionist invasion is a vicious invasion. It does not refrain from resorting to all methods, using all evil and contemptible ways to achieve its end. It relies greatly in its infiltration and espionage operations on the secret organizations it gave rise to, such as the Freemasons, The Rotary and Lions clubs, and other sabotage groups. All these organizations, whether secret or open, work in the interest of Zionism and according to its instructions. They aim at undermining societies, destroying values, corrupting consciences, deteriorating character and annihilating Islam. It is behind the drug trade and alcoholism in all its kinds so as to facilitate its control and expansion.

Hamas, Avalon Project at Yale Law School 16 Comments [11/2/2007 5:01:57 PM]
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Quote# 6459

^---- First reply by ....drumroll please...a pagan! Thanks for helping to strengthen my argument..

Warrior Monk, Christian Forums 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23204

America will not be able to end terrorism. Only the Lord will do that when He returns.

Why don't we take care of the other thugh-run countries? Honestly, there are two reasons: 1) the communist / liberal press would not stand for it. 2) Liberals such as Klinton have literally gutted our military.

As for the WMD's. Do any of you deny that Saddam used WMD's on his own people? What more proof do we need? By the way, if the UN had done their job, we would have found the WMD's a lot sooner.

Why haven't the baltics been attacked by terrorists? Correct me if I am wrong, but these countries, as well as much of europe is rapidly giving in to the muslims. Oh, as for other european countries not being attacked by the mus terrorists...Can we say SPAIN? Can we say Subways? Can we say Bus attacks? Terrorists are attacking at every chance they can - they attack anyone who does not succomb to their perverted beliefs. Why is America the major target? We are a CHRISTIAN NATION that actually stands up for ISRAEL (sometimes). This angers those of the muslim persuasion. This is why they hate us. It is ironic: aside from our worshipping the one true God in contrast with their paganism, they actually tend to idolize the American way of life. You can see this by looking at their young people. They dress and act very American.

Now, finally, false pretences. Well, that is a liberal lie. All you have to do is listen to the true reporters (what few there are), and you will see the truth. Take a look at World Net Daily (www.worldnetdaily.com) Though I do not completely agree with everything they post (they are pro-cATHOLIC, for example), but they have a good take of the news. You should read it.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 29 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 78100

For some time I always tried to figure out the Liberal skewed lack of logic.

It's common knowledge that all Liberals are religion hating atheists hence the reason why they hate Christianity and Jews hence the reason why all Liberals attack Christmas and try to ruin the holidays for everyone every year.... but yet they sympathize and ally themselves with such a hostile barbaric religion (and political ideology) such as Muslims and even went as far as defending these barbarians rights to build a mosque at ground zero while spitting on the graves of the fallen victims of 911.

My guess is the Liberals reason for sympathizing with Islamic Muslims is because they (Islamic Muslims) are the enemies of their enemies (Christianity and Conservatives) therefore Liberals sees them as a ally in their hatred and fight against Christianity and Conservatism.

(The first reply: Makes sense to me, as far as you go. Might there be some deeper unseen elements at work?)

Sparky, Land of Awe 69 Comments [12/17/2010 10:38:59 AM]
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Quote# 131484

I used to agree with you, but now I think liberating sentient, conscious beings from ecperimentation, cruelty and suffering is a noble endeavour. It might be short sided since it fails to adress the institutionalization of cruelty, but the only reason we feel hopeless of the idea of veal made of baby cows and not baby humans is because of the desensitazion of our cultures speceism.

Corporations have drafted laws that equate liberating animals with terrorism because they are considered property. They are slaves. Massive government surveillance is supposed to quell dissent, but I think it is going to have the opposite effect. Again I dont disagree with you. Direct action is ineffective because it doesnt adress the root of the issue. But what about the underground railroad before the emancipation proclomation?

Would freeing slaves from cotton farms be wrong if the government had called you a terrorist?

The law is always slow to catch up with reality because corporations are so entrenched, but I still think the ALF is made up of kind hearted people who just feel so deeply. My direct action is talking to people. Leafletting. Posting on social media. Flyers. Getting the word out. The ALF's direct action is a lot more ballsy, mission-IMPOSSIBLE 21st century underground-railroad-for- animals status.

And so when the law is immoral, resistance is obligatory. I admire what they do and respect them. If any of you are out there on r/vegan I send you all my love and follow up as much as possible with the latest NSA leaks.

bliess, r/vegan 5 Comments [9/10/2017 3:36:14 AM]
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