Quote# 1654

Actually, Darwin was a schizophrenic and evolutionists have kept that bit under their hat for years...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 19 Comments [7/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 89630

The other night my wife was watching some show called “Military Wives” or something like that. Anyway, there was a scene in which the troops were deploying to Afghanistan. All teh husbands and wives were kissing their spouses. Fine. Then there was a scene where a female Lt Col laid a long, passionate lip-lock on her “partner.” Yep - Hollywood and the liberal news media are pushing the narrative trying to normalize this crap.

JaguarXKE, Free Republic 47 Comments [9/18/2012 3:50:33 AM]
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Quote# 34335

So what is the point of living if all you have worked for is for nothing? And if this is people's one and only chance to live a life, why aren't they going completely by pleasure. I mean, if I knew that it would be nothingness after I died, I would live life to the fullest. Since there is no sin orpunishment, I would not to go work, for I could get everything just by stealing. Why would I want to waste my time cleaning? I wouldn't abide by the laws, for imagine how much fun it must be to be going 100 down a highway like some of these video games. Want a girl or guy and you aren't married to them, why go ahead and do it since there is nothing bad that can come out of it. Why not go out killing people for the fun of it? Want something a friend has, why not go ahead and take it from them? Joy to the world, I'm here to live my life as I wish!

Valandil517, Gaia Online 34 Comments [1/31/2008 3:54:58 AM]
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Quote# 80970

On top of the dynamical problem of the Moon's orbit, NASA's claim to have had actually "landed" on the Moon six times is mere madness. Avionics are calibrated to the Earth. The Moon has no aviation beacons, no radar systems, no ground control etc., thus the Astronots had to literally fly by the seat of their pants (well, actually standing up while piloting the three-foil-thick Mr. "LEM"). And flying by the seat of your pants a quarter of a million miles from terra firma in the extreme vacuum of space filled with mega radiation attempting to "land" on a massive object orbiting at ~65,000 mph inside a non-tested vehicle, is nothing but suicidal lunacy.

The Holy Bible, God's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because the Scriptures proclaim a stationary Earth.

For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring nothing the understanding of the prudent. I Corinthians 1:19

The Universe is much smaller than claimed by "science", yet still incredibly massive. The fact remains that scopes do not give distances. No doubt the Sun is much smaller and closer than the alleged 93 'million' miles. The Sun's radiation is immense and we are protected from this radiation by the magnetic field called the Van Allen belts. Most Moon "hoaxters" claim that the belts themselves are radioactive, which is true as they are deflecting the Sun's radiation. The real danger however lies beyond the belts where there is NO protection from the Sun's intense heat in the extreme vacuum of space. These belts extend roughly 15,000 miles beyond the Earth's crust and perhaps a few thousand miles more. Regardless, there is still well over 200,000 miles that the Apollo spacemen had to travel and spend several days "exploring" the lunar surface within this mega radiation. Not to mention all oxygen had to be packed... They did remember to pack a few 'beef sandwiches' and some 'butterscotch pudding'...

M. Alexander Masters, The Moon's Dynamic Orbit 67 Comments [5/2/2011 8:02:53 AM]
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Quote# 32918

The is as about as silly as it gets. As an unbeliever, you are not in a position to say what the God that created you is allowed to do and what he is not allowed to do. It may be deceptive if he told you to make invalid assumptions, make some measurements, and then claim you know the age of the universe, but he did not do that. Someone else did that, and your gullible enough to believe them, so don't fuss about God deceiving you.

The Bible states "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth". That's really all he needs to say for you to realize that you are deceiving yourself.

There are other scientific data points that indicate the earth is young, e.g. the earth's magnetic field, and the helium found in zircons, so while you have done a good job of deceiving yourself, please don't be offended if we don't join you your delusion.

92g, Evolutionfairytale forums 30 Comments [12/29/2007 4:59:15 AM]
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Quote# 55764

it is not natural to be homosexual, homosexuality serves no perpose other than pleasure. It is a disease, a homosexuals? brain is different than a normal persons brain.

vicious12394, Youtube 61 Comments [1/10/2009 3:12:16 PM]
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Quote# 46867

[Excerpted from what seems to be a "letter to the editor" sort of thing.]

When God sent the rain on this Earth for 40 days and nights, all this water had to go someplace so the Earth would be dry again.

Remember, God is the Creator and controls the universe.

God tilted the Earth from its original position and caused all the excess water to rush to the poles, and there he instantly froze the water into the ice formations that exist today.

Time is ticking down on God’s time clock. With all the nuclear bombs that are made and stored for the fast-emerging last battle, this Earth would burn up when these nuclear bombs are set off.

We are not creating global warming – God is tipping the Earth back to its original position on its axis and thus getting all this ice to get ready to move and extinguish the nuclear destructive fires man will create.

Butch Dallman, InForum Opinion 29 Comments [9/8/2008 7:03:49 AM]
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Quote# 8865

Autism is from Spirits of: generational ungodly order in the home (dominant females and passive males); dumb and deaf spirits out of occultism; inherited bitterness, anger, rage, and resentment; self-bitterness, self-hatred, self-rejection, and guilt.

whitedove7, Christian Forums 26 Comments [1/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 72755

I've seen the Lord do some things to demons that I could not have thought of - like cutting the tongue out of a lying spirit and sending it back to me. It took some time to figure out what had happened because it reappeared speaking in sign language.

RichVA, Ministering Deliverance 91 Comments [5/6/2010 12:16:21 PM]
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Quote# 76498

[A Christian asks whether her "evil thoughts" are a sin.]

Everything starts as a thought. Whenever you lust after other people, you may get horny and watch porn. After a while, you become addicted. Then later on, you're a pedophile.

Kind of the same with killing and stuff.

The Skin & Bone Diet., Yahoo! Answers 92 Comments [10/2/2010 4:23:11 AM]
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Quote# 44726

GLBT is an abomination; an immoral, abnormal behaviour that those who perversion of the natural for purely physical enjoyment will never be considered socially acceptable. They have the same legal rights as every other American citizen. True, they can't marry but a marriage is between a man and a woman so tough. It will never be considered socially acceptable in most of the country and it shouldn't be. Yes, can be promoted and is promoted through the media, TV, movies, magazines, etc. They even stole the rainbow for their symbol- the rainbow was a gift from God given as a promise to never flood the earth again. I don't care if you believe it or not- they took it just to tick off the Christians.

As for "power" other than a voting block we have no more privledges or power than any other person. An atheist has no faith in anything, and therefore no real punishment or reward- no, I wouldn't vote for them either.

As for your "80%" your number is wrong- that many people are 'religious" and that includes all religions, like scientology, astrology, muslim, etc. I am afraid you just dont' know what enough about what you are talking about and had decided to make up "facts and figures."

Jonathan Rogers, Facebook 32 Comments [8/11/2008 9:20:42 PM]
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Quote# 46055

[after someone calls him racist for calling Obama evil]

You guys think I'm racist. I think you are racist towards Christians.
I'm a helpful person. If you meet me in person. I'm one probably the only one that will open a door for a strange expect for my house door. LOL.

KingKakashi(aka LoneWolf1984), narutomania 67 Comments [8/27/2008 3:30:54 AM]
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Quote# 67946

Homosexuals are not a species or any genetic variation thereof... it is a fetish plain and simple... Could you please explain the evolutionary viability of semen leaking out of a man's anus? While fellatio might be a part of a balanced diet for some people, it is still nothing more than a fetish...

Sir Francis Dashwood, FreeRepublic 67 Comments [12/7/2009 12:57:15 PM]
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Quote# 127184

regarding an article titled "Bioethicist Fears Saving Babies’ Lives Could Make People Oppose Abortion.

SJWs: “SCIENCE!!!!!!!”

Scientist: “I’ve invented a device that might make abortion obsolete!”

SJWs: “Kill the heretic! Burn his device!”

Right Hand Path, Right Hand Path 9 Comments [5/16/2017 5:30:15 AM]
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Quote# 87135

Another very strong proof that God is real is the fact that writing doesn't go back more than 6,000 years.

You see what I mean about God being hidden but still leaves us clues?

If we really existed as a species for thousands and thousands of years, writing should go back 50,000 years at least, possibly even 100,000 years.

Atheists say "coincidence" or "Luck. Pure luck" that the origin of writing goes back to the time that God is said to have created the universe.

but you have to ask yourself this one glaring deep troubling question, "How many times can a person say 'coincidence' or 'luck, pure luck' before it stops being a coincidence or pure luck?"

Self-Mutation, Freethought & Rationalism Discussion Board 79 Comments [5/8/2012 3:32:36 AM]
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Quote# 42428

The Bible is very clear on this matter.

The place for women is in the home acting as wife, mother and house keeper.

To think otherwise is heresy and will be punished!

Peter, Kent

Peter, Have Your Say, BBC News 38 Comments [7/7/2008 11:46:29 PM]
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Quote# 61020

"Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it's the death knell of this country. I honestly think it's the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam — which I think is a big threat, okay? Cause what's happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds...And this stuff is deadly, and it's spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation."

Sally Kern, Political Speech 64 Comments [3/30/2009 4:42:35 PM]
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Quote# 112709

Sorry, but when the tenets of evolution can be boiled down into the statement, "In the beginning, Common Ancestor..." you have made yourself a religion.

You're just being a hypocrite here.

Adam in Christ, Christian News Network 28 Comments [9/11/2015 3:05:29 AM]
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Quote# 45029

Sweetie, there is a difference. I can't speak for everyone but when you sin, a Christian knows to ask for forgiveness and to repent. I don't know what atheists do when they sin, but there is a difference between sinning for the hell of it and sinning and asking for forgiveness and repentance.

[Ha ha...oh, the irony!]

Super C, Yahoo Answers 27 Comments [8/16/2008 4:12:25 PM]
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Quote# 85043

I think I can now conclude the evidence for my proof of premise II with the following summary:

Denying God denies the masculine, monotheistic, patriarchal tradition of absolute, unchanging law beyond man’s or woman’s or natures control;

In its place is only intuitive ‘spirit’ to come to know the laws/rules of social organization, an intuition that is ephemeral at best and in constant flux/change according to human frailties;

Intuitive spirit knowledge is the essence of goddess/matriarchal social organization in man’s pre-history;

Goddess/matriarchal social organization was effectively might-is-right – females choosing violent and psychotic alpha males and their buddies to impose their will on the tribe and keep everyone else in submission to supporting their offspring;

Goddess/matriarchal social organization led only to primitive pagan societies whose material progress and well being was at the level of a cave man for thousands, tens of thousands, millions of years going back to creation itself;

Therefore, to deny an absolute, other-worldly, masculine God as atheism does and replace it with feminine ‘spirit’ worship (or worse, nothing at all) is to retrogress man back to the social organization of the cave…which was absolute oppression and tyranny of the alpha class, both male and female, on the entire human tribe.

Maximus, In Mala Fide 58 Comments [12/3/2011 4:45:53 AM]
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