Quote# 95471

As Satan’s CONCUBINE, dingbat pelosi is probably upset that these leftist abortionist murderers didn’t also mention her.

MicahStone, Moonbattery 30 Comments [7/13/2013 5:35:47 AM]
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Quote# 74578

I keep seeing Bush being brought up over and over. After just 18 months of hope and change, I am ready to change back! At least Bush wasn't a Marist, even if he was a liberal.

Only The Truth, Yahoo News 58 Comments [7/24/2010 12:30:39 PM]
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Quote# 13553

thank you for understanding, and as for the information about evolution not having enough time. i have read about things in the past but at this time i do not have the information. the two did not come together at the same time, but an example would be, i have read somewhere that a rabbit would have taken about a million years to have evoluted. and since evolution goes at about the same pace and a 30 ton dinosaur is about 6000 times bigger than a rabbit and a 100 ton whale is about 20000 times bigger. it would have taken about 6000 to 20000 times longer for the bigger ones to have evoluted. or 6 billion and 20 billion years respectively, now how much longer for the humans. i do not know how to figure that yet,but of course we are a lot higher intelligent species than any of the animals. so it would have taken longer, does anybody know of a way i or others can do the math?oh and i believe my math is right ,i just did not have longer to make sure. anybody can point out any errors to me.

istnuom, Yahoo! Message Boards 28 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 67256

[Anti-gay marriage ad from Washington.]

Our position is not about hate, its about love. Its about having a true consideration for the next generations future; its about keeping the teaching of morals and preserving the most fundamental part of human relations, the original intent of marriage, ONE MAN and ONE WOMAN, no other way. Were not denying rights; we are rejecting an attempt to redefine marriage... In May of 2004, Gay marriage was legalized in Scandinavia..

What Happened..? Did you know... That year alone suicide rates doubled. The illegal drug rate increased 19 times. And to say the least the traditional picture of Marriage being One Man One Women was completely shattered. What about our country? Did you know..77% of ALL aids cases in the United States are related to homosexuality. Also, recent news reports indicate that the legalization of gay marriage will start a movement that will result in YOUR CHILDREN being taught about gay marriage as a normal form of life. Are we willing to let this happen? Whose future is really at stake?

Protect Marriage Washington, protectmarriagewa.com 64 Comments [11/3/2009 3:55:51 PM]
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Quote# 45306

In response to your ignorant statement "Uh, Mao & Stalin were communists, idiot. There's IS a difference."

They were communists AND ATHEISTS. Atheists are the most vile and violent people on our earth are both - they, not Christians, hold the records for most killing. Even Hitler abandoned God, sold art, went vegetarian and killed Christians.

I answer you yet you have 0 answers to fascism!

Demand a refund on your EDU; you are too stupid to debate Republicans.

MoBushin04, YouTube 52 Comments [8/18/2008 11:26:04 PM]
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Quote# 133494

+Borna HorvaTh bitch I'm not from a sect. I Am a Hebrew Israelite from the tribe of YaHaWadaH, Gad and Simeon. I'm well traveled from Brazil to china, iam commissioned and anointed by YHWH to serve u demons the dish cold just like I'm serving it. YaHaWaH bahasham YaHaWasHi barak ahtha?

a MightyAdvisor of da Hebrews, Youtube 10 Comments [10/27/2017 12:48:27 PM]
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Quote# 1170

Most people here believe that the bible is total bullshit, while forgetting that it has many truths to it. Noah's ark and the flood, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and several other events of the bible have been proven to be true by archeolgical digs.

Joe Boo, Totse.com Community 16 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 37728

* If I want to disprove evolution, all I need is the first chapter of the Bible.
* If I want to disprove atheism, all I need is the first verse of the Bible.

Av1611VET, ChristianForums.com 63 Comments [4/15/2008 9:31:37 PM]
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Quote# 21588

We are not here to defend or promote evolution. You asked for a scientific overview of evolution. The point is that there is no 'good science' that demonstrates evolution is true.

Basically, the theory is that some 15-30 billion years ago, there was nothing. Then, all of a sudden, BANG. All that is exploded into existance from nothing.

Since then, the universe has been on a steady course of random evolution. According to the theory, this random course has come to the point where we are now.

Even in the most basic explanation (as I have given here) it is flawed. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This whole theory assumes that matter spontaneously created itself.

On the other hand, God is the author of the laws of Physics. He can do miracles, and He gave us the explanition that he created the universe.

Bro. Randy, T4C 50 Comments [3/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 134739

May the world stand up to Islam and defeat it so it no longer exists anywhere in the world. The more Islam intimidates the more they gain and society will loose its existence, this is why humanity must make a stand before its too late.

Troybeam, Bare Naked Islam 3 Comments [12/1/2017 3:35:32 PM]
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Quote# 134192

Original in German (see link)
Translated by SomeApe

I had an outmost remarkable experience, which proved to me the existence of God or at least of supernatural phenomena absolutely clearly. After I racked my brain for ten years, about, if [it means something], and if yes, what it means, I hope that someone here can tell me how one should interpret such a thing the best way.

It was in february 2000, when I fell in love with a girl who was 15 years younger than me. But she didn't want to reciprocate my love.
In my desperation I decided to record a self-made compilation on an audio tape for her workmate ["Kollege", in Switzerland, can also mean just "friend"].
At the end of the A-side, I wanted at least the title of the last song (Boston's "A man I'll never be") to be sung..and would you look at that, the tape had exactly enough space for this.
On the B-side, I noticed that the CD player skipped a bit exactly when the singer of Deep Purple sung about the light spirit, this is going to be relevant later.
At the end of the tape there was the piece "it never rains" of Dire Straits' "Love over gold" album. Fortunately, I managed to fade it out before the chaotic ending. Mark Knopfler sung about (I don't remember it precisely anymore) counting on the help of friends and respectively [I think he wanted to say et cetera] and (tape finished). After this, the lyrics Tinpanalley (civilization chaos), and so on, would follow.
Now, somehow I thought that this tape could be something special and I visited a local musician, so he can listen to it. The same evening, I
looked at one of his CDs and discovered the label "Black rose records" on the back. I asked myself if I went to the right person. It was about 2 AM, a strong rain eased, as I decided to bind - in my thoughts - everything negative in the world to the rose and hand it to the light spirit (due to Deep Purple CD skipping) for "disposal".
Usually, I really never do such rituals and I'm not a member of a cult or so. So, with half-closed eyes, I stretched the arm with the imaginary rose in hand in direction of the window, towards the light spirit. I felt truly: now it's "swallowed" and in just this moment, it shone bright. I got up and walked to the window, to see what could have shone so bright and in this moment, there was thunder! With soft knees, I sunk into the armchair that stood right behind me. It was in the middle of the winter, there weren't any lightnings months before and after! Other people, whom I told the story, heard the thunder too. On a walk, I coincidentally saw the freshly shredded tree. I'm 100% sure I didn't dream this. On the cover of Dire Straits' album "Love over gold", there is a lightning bolt...
Before, I wasn't into reading. After some research I conclude that philosophy is too complicated for my taste.

But, as a non-bookworm, I especially enjoyed one quote from a philosopher: A big book is a big nuisance

merkwürdig, esoterikschweiz.ch 9 Comments [11/14/2017 9:18:49 AM]
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Quote# 117748

(This person started a poll thread on torture asking if you would torture terrorist's family members to stop a bombing. When another member objected to torture under any circumstances, this was their response.)

We are way past justification, I don't care about your ideology, your morals or lack of them. Your putting terrorists rights over the rights of the many. Although I would not derive pleasure from it I say torture the 5yo child of terrorists, bomb their villages. When you know who did a suicide bomb and they are from a village or city that supports terror then bomb it. Your way is a limp dick way of doing nothing. Your in a mud fight if you like to admit it or not and you want to fight by not getting mud on yourself. Its not very bright way of fighting and will end up killing more people. By doing nothing blood will be on your hands like it or not.

vicarjoe, City Data 36 Comments [3/28/2016 3:34:30 AM]
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Quote# 127326

Incels of modern culture deserve no sympathy

Modern culture is the cause of incel. So if you remain in modern culture, then you deserve no sympathy. Whine all you want, then suffer and die. I don't care. But if you are a non-moron, then reject modern culture and solve incel by looking abroad.

fschmidt, /r/incels 22 Comments [5/20/2017 1:47:48 AM]
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Quote# 101507

Homosexuals in hell won't be able to practice their morally perverted acts that disrespect Almighty God's plan for man and woman to be together as husband and wife. Homosexuality is OF THE DEVIL, and homosexuals will PERISH IN HELL with their spiritual father, Satan the Wicked One. Just keepin' it REAL, you homo s.

Dr Reality, Topix.com 33 Comments [6/14/2014 4:48:35 AM]
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Quote# 126459

John Zmirak
I agree with every word that Michael Brown wrote condemning Alt-Right intolerance. I’ve written for many years about the evils of racial narcissism. I’ve noted how Alt-Right spokesmen endorse even the vilest evil on earth today — abortion — for crank “eugenic” reasons. These are not good people. We should flee their evil company.

Nor should we ever abandon Christianity’s bone-deep universalism. I’m a Celtic Slav. My ancestors were tree-worshiping pagans. So I am grateful to the Jews for passing on both the Law and the Gospel. I wouldn’t want them locking me out because I lack father Abraham’s chromosomes.

Each of us faces temptations of tribalism or simple, ugly bias. Both reject the love of neighbor that Jesus demands of us.

Who Feeds the Alt-Right? The Christian Left.
But I’d like to put Dr. Brown’s comments in perspective. I would like to explain: Why are some otherwise sensible Christians tempted by Alt-Right stances, to the peril of their souls? To do that, I must point to other, subtler, more insidious errors. Most of those tempted to Alt-Right heresy are driven there as a violent over-reaction to globalism and multiculturalism.

Heresies usually come in pairs — each one equally far from the truth, but in opposite directions. Each claims to “cure” the other. That’s how they worm their way into our hearts. The Monophysites denied that Jesus has a human nature. They thought this the only way to nail shut the door against the Arian heresy. (Arians denied Our Lord’s divinity.) And so on, through the centuries.

Globalism and multiculturalism don’t lurk in dank corners of Twitter and 4chan. They strut around Harvard Yard. At Brussels and Davos, they’re the official party line. They infect the counsels of bishops and evangelists. These errors get funded by George Soros, and praised by secular media. They’re spread by the same bureaucrats at the United Nations and the European Union who fight the Church on life and marriage. Who threaten its basic freedoms. These errors serve secular culture as a new, post-Christian religion.

Globalism: A New Creed for Post-Christians
Don’t take it from me: It was gay liberal Catholic Andrew Sullivan who pointed out that this movement acts like a self-righteous, intolerant creed. Another name these errors go by is the wonkish-sounding “Intersectionality.” Here’s what Sullivan says of it:

“Intersectionality” is the latest academic craze sweeping the American academy. On the surface, it’s a recent neo-Marxist theory that argues that social oppression does not simply apply to single categories of identity — such as race, gender, sexual orientation, class, etc. — but to all of them in an interlocking system of hierarchy and power. …

It is operating, in Orwell’s words, as a “smelly little orthodoxy,” and it manifests itself, it seems to me, almost as a religion. It posits a classic orthodoxy through which all of human experience is explained — and through which all speech must be filtered. Its version of original sin is the power of some identity groups over others. To overcome this sin, you need first to confess, i.e., “check your privilege,” and subsequently live your life and order your thoughts in a way that keeps this sin at bay. The sin goes so deep into your psyche, especially if you are white or male or straight, that a profound conversion is required.

Like the Puritanism once familiar in New England, intersectionality controls language and the very terms of discourse. It enforces manners. It has an idea of virtue — and is obsessed with upholding it. The saints are the most oppressed who nonetheless resist. The sinners are categorized in various ascending categories of demographic damnation, like something out of Dante. The only thing this religion lacks, of course, is salvation. Life is simply an interlocking drama of oppression and power and resistance, ending only in death.

A Workplace-Safe Religion
Multiculturalist globalism is as worldly as — and not a whit more humane than — the paganized “German Christianity” that the Nazis foisted on Germans. But it has its hooks deeply sunk in “Mainline” Christianity, both Catholic and Protestant. Preaching it won’t get you banned from social media. Or silenced on campus. It might even get you a job writing manifestos for bishops.

Want to start a career as a successful public speaker? Get certified somehow as a specialist in countering “white male privilege.” You could tour Christian campuses for the rest of your natural life. You’ll never encounter a heckler. Even bigots who oppose you will likely be shamed into silence.

Multiculturalist globalism is every bit as worldly as — and not a whit more humane than — the paganized “German Christianity” that the Nazis foisted on Germans.
Meanwhile, fair-minded intellectuals like Charles Murray get driven off campuses by gangs of hooded rioters. Critics of mass Muslim influx into Europe get imprisoned, fined, or silenced on social media. But Muslims who favor sharia, or blacks who call for white genocide, sail smoothly along with the Zeitgeist.

Addled Christians mistake multiculturalism’s fashionable teachings for the Gospel’s real implications. Church leaders encourage this, if they crave the love of the worldly. So (unlike Dr. Brown) they loudly and exclusively condemn heresies like racism and xenophobia that are already widely despised. They treat these as burning issues that threaten millions.

Shouting “Fire” in a Flooded Theater
And that makes Screwtape smile. Remember how he boasted:

We direct the fashionable outcry of each generation against those vices of which it is least in danger and fix its approval on the virtue nearest to that vice which we are trying to make endemic. The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers whenever there’s a flood, and all crowding to that side of the boat which is already nearly gunwale under.

In fact, the loudest anti-racists in the churches often gladly embrace the opposite errors. As answers to white racism and xenophobia they demand crippling white guilt and de facto open borders — even to millions of angry, intolerant Muslims. No wonder some people who reject the multiculturalist heresy are tempted to lurch to the other evil extreme.

Christians who are too attached to their race or nationhood are like the Pharisees. But globalists are Sadducees.
It’s our job as Christians to strike a moral balance. Not to moralize and grandstand, in the hope that the secular left will pat us on the head. And no, not to blindly embrace a pagan error, just to tick off the liberals.

Christians who denounce President Trump over immigration typically condemn all restrictions or limits. They don’t argue that our quotas are too low, or that our enforcement methods need improvement. They spastically denounce every attempt to get our nation’s borders under control. But you never hear them criticize nations in Latin America or Africa that also patrol their borders and limit immigration. Racism is a weird kind of sin, which only white folks can commit.

The Only Thing Worse than a Pharisee
Let’s put this issue in stark New Testament terms. Christians who are too attached to their race or nationhood are like the Pharisees. They have taken things that are genuinely good and made of them a fetish. They’ve mistaken traditions of men for the law of almighty God. They dimly feel that their identity alone — say, as a law-abiding middle class white person — somehow counts for them as a virtue. (Just so, some Pharisees waved off Jesus’ call to conversion because they were “children of Abraham.”) Jesus fulminated against the Pharisees, but He bothered to preach among them. However misguided, at least they were making an effort.

But globalists are the Sadduccees, to whom Jesus barely spoke — even when they put Him on trial. The Sadduccees collaborated with the Roman pagans to keep their hold on power. Just so, the globalists work with anti-Christian, anti-democratic Leviathans like the UN and the European Union to silence the voice of voters. They take their coins not from Caesar but from Soros.

The comfortable, sophisticated Sadduccees sniffed after Roman globalism. Much better than the narrow, “bigoted” nationalism of the Pharisees. Just as the Sadducees waved off large parts of the Jewish scriptures, the globalists shrug at life, sexual morals, and religious freedom — which just happen to be the issues over which the wealthy and the worldly now hate the Church.

So please, for the love of God, avoid the Alt-Right and its minions. But to solve the Alt-Right problem, you need to strike at its roots: It’s an inchoate, angry reaction to a powerful, slippery heresy that preens as a winsome angel of light.

John Zmirak, The Stream 8 Comments [4/19/2017 9:37:22 AM]
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Quote# 4356

do i condone that its good that parents abuse there children 'NO' but they do have that right to do that if they wish

Haylow, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 124846

"it is agreed by all medical and health care professional that orientation is not related to a child's postnatal social environment."

Well, that's just a verifiably proven outright lie. So much for your book. Ah but we all know what you're response will be. That by "all" you mean all those who are "credible" according to YOU because they agree with your fallacious POV.
There is NO such thing as a "sexual orientation" toward anything other than the "orientation" God gives all people. The truth is Same-Sex Attraction (SSA) is NOT the same as "sexual orientation". Just another lie to perpetuate your Liberal agenda.
But hey, thanks for publicly displaying that you and UC Davis think one putting their opinions into a published book and giving it a fancy name somehow makes that "facts".

Of course, you won't be intellectually honest enough to admit that.

Royce E. Van Blaricome, The Stream 6 Comments [2/24/2017 8:20:55 AM]
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Quote# 41555

The giants that inhabited the Earth were the called Nephilim by the Hebrews, other names by other cultures. They were the offspring of the angels God kicked out of heaven from crimes of pride agains Him. The inhabited the entire Earth and set themselves up as kings over every tribe of man on Earth. Almost every ancient culture created statues of them. Native American totem poles are also statues of these giants. Many of them are 30 ft. high.

NephilimFree, Youtube Comments 35 Comments [6/24/2008 12:55:10 AM]
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Quote# 7074

I keep telling you people that all (non-repentant) homosexuals are sick and twisted, disease-ridden, child molesting, vial, disgusting, violent, filthy abominations before God and man yet many continue to inveigh against me for speaking the truth. There are more ways to molest a child than physically. Homosexuals are of such a wicked countenance that if they can't steal a child's innocence by sodomizing them then they will take what's second best; their pure spiritual innocence. Homosexuals SEEK to pervert all children. Their (the homosexuals') desire is to corrupt 'ALL' children beginning with their perverted hope to have a sick and twisted form of sexual intercourse with them and if they can't have that then their next mission is to pervert their little minds and thinking with the type of terminological inexactitude that is so prevalent within the halls of America's public schools... The truth is the best tool for educating children and so long as the public schools continue to peddle the homosexual agenda and Marxism I say once again, 'IF you love your children, you will teach them yourself.'

Eric, VoyForums 13 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119072

I think not because girls are lame. We boys only watch tv after all that we do. We sweat from all our hard work. Girls should not try to compete because we are stronger. Think about it husbands give money to their wives all the time. Without boys you would be homeless. We also go out side and play sports whle you have stupid slumber parties.

erickcuellar306, debate.org 27 Comments [5/19/2016 2:53:11 AM]
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