Quote# 120511

It’s inadvisable to have MIPS* with anyone. All MIPS is very dirty, and when people get diseases from it, it isn’t because of some random virus that just attacks them for no reason. Conversely, if we understand that immorality causes disease, then people will realize they need moral behavior for survival and moral behavior and better health would increase.

HIV and AIDS are not real, and it’s quite easy to prove that. HIV has never been found, photographed or isolated (reproduced, purified). It simply doesn’t exist. [1] AIDS is by definition a syndrome and not a real disease, like the “lupus” that Ginger Lee complains about having flares of. What GL and misopedes have is a bad case of negative karma from their horrible and oft-repeated sins. “Immune system” is just gibberish that means karma. People with bad karma get sick, and those with good karma don’t. Blaming disease on viruses and crediting good health to a mysterious “good immune system” is not helping the world understand disease and reduce it. The HIV/AIDS scam has done nothing to scare people away from MIPS, as STD’s have been on the increase in the US since the start of the AIDS horsefeather factory. If we’re dealing with a virus, then it is thought that condumbs are the answer. Instead of promoting chastity, the HIV scam has skyrocketed condumb sales and increased sexual activity. This is why I think it is very important to state clearly that misopedes are not dying from a virus, but from the severe punishment that God gives to all sinners.

It’s for the same reason that I condemn the propagation of the “pig flu,” “avian flu,” “mad cow disease” and other virus scares. Instead of making people understand that hacking up animals just to have lunch is getting them sick, it makes them think that these issues will be solved with bleach and antibiotics. Since the propagation of these scares just as with AIDS, the incidence and variety of meat-eating illness has been on the increase.

And it is again for that same reason that I don’t support the global warming hoax. Since this hoax, pollution has been on the increase and our environment has only gotten worse. Specifically, there is more desert, less drinkable water and breathable air since this hoax has named carbon dioxide our enemy. I have yet to see one person complain that the air they are breathing has too much carbon dioxide in it. Real pollution is a lot of other things, but not CO2. Demonizing CO2 has done nothing to plant trees, save grasslands, rainforests and our oceans. Many environmentalists who know anthropogenic global warming is a hoax, but they still spread it or refuse to expose the hoax because they think it still benefits the environment. Sheeple are still eating steaks while they pride themselves on using nuclear energy. No, lying about the causes of our problems never benefits us.

*Mucosally-Induced Prostatic Spasms. Term perferred by KBH members over “sex,” which which has the connotation of reproduction, which is almost never what is actually being described. “MIPS” can also be described as “recreational sex.” MIPS also accurately depicts the filth of the act along with the actual physical reality of it. In MIPS the feeling of being engorged in mucous triggers the prostate to spasm and eject vital fluid from the male. FIPS is the misopedic version, though feces are around 80% mucous and FIPS could still be described as another form of MIPS. We don’t like talking about these things, but it’s our accurate reflection of what people are doing and our honest attempt to reduce it. There cannot be nor will there ever be “safe sex,” and this is the truth.

Janoklark, Knights of Banjo Hollow 18 Comments [7/14/2016 3:33:14 AM]
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Quote# 124229

It behooves the world, now, to have a method analyze a fake and a fraud, in this in relation to hoax shootings, suicide bombs, or other staged ‘killings.’ A real crime scene is just as described, in is a scene of a traumatic event, here a person or persons are violently wounded or killed. Certain protocols are necessary to deal with such scenes, particularly if there is blood and tissue parts in association.

In take killings and bombings there is no need to follow any rules. There is no need for crime scene control: no requirement for forensics, HAZMAT, fingerprint detection, or detectives for reconstructing the crime elements.

Here is an actual crime scene, with HAZMAT cleaning blood stains on the wall, real blood following the pattern of arterial spray. It is a health hazard and must be purged from the surroundings. It’s hazardous, or dangerous, and that is why the call the workers “HAZ”-MAT. Notice the precautions being taken. Notice it well. These individuals are fully covered and even bear respirators (they are likely using strong chemicals, including bleaching agents, for this decontamination).

It’s hardly worth even analyzing the images, though. The scamming is obvious. The facility was up for renovations, which had, in fact, already begun. Thus, it is reported:

?Ahmed Elrefai, one of the mosque’s administrators, acknowledged that for some, it will take time until they are ready to pray again at the mosque.

But he said he and his fellow administrators are planning to do renovations and change the look of the space.

NOTE: Shame on them for associating prayer and devotion to God with scamming and defrauding the people. This is a gross violation of the teachings of the Islamic faith: completely corrupt.

drkresearch, No Disinfo 5 Comments [2/4/2017 12:01:16 PM]
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Quote# 104924

Reptilian Being (elite): Perfect example is, Lisa Marie Presley. Get pics of her, whenever you can. This should be easy, because she is so very famous. Study her face closely. See the jaw, how it always comes to a perfect needle point? ICE blue, cold-steel eyes or Black eyes, completely devoid of any light. Perfect chisled features, very sexually inviting male or female form. These are the elite in the world, the so-called Jet-Set society. Beautiful to a pain, but always the same, repeatable features among their few types. All other reptilians, grays, hybrids, human sell-outs, bend a knee to this level. Fortunately, they are the fewest in number of them all. And, they are the top-controllers in the Dark Game, Bar None, save from the Beast Itself. Their beauty burns up quickly, my research has turned up. The women wear esp engineered and beautiful bodies, but by the time most of them are 35 years of age, they look horrible. Example: Farrah Fawcett Majors, reptoid elite. Five center being. Many have wings, putting them on par with the dracs, which is what they are really, more than reptilian. Both species are lizards, so to humanoids like us, I guess it doesn't matter much. Hive consciousness being, with animal telepathy among themselves and those under their control: grays, reptoids, hybrids, other elites, the possessed, and those under MKultra, with demons installed in their solar plexus.
These are ALL takers of human life, usually infants and children. They kill and eat us to survive: ritual torture of pre-teen virgins. They have 13 bloodlines on this planet, with endless variations, all reptilian. However, they are limited in number to the original Sumerian shitbirds who betrayed LOVE, all that long ago, and earlier, in Atlantis, when they ruled it with their TEN kingdoms from hell. These need to be dealt with. They are the masters of all evil on this planet. They are THE WILL of darkness and how it acts out among our kind. Think about that for a day or so.
They are Fallen Angels. They are Al Pacino, Lisa Marie, Michael Jackson, etc. They are the damned, vampyre. They can take over human beings (who have lost their Higher Self, through some horrid debasing act) but usually are the spawn of a being known as Pindar and some breeder elite visa-vie the Incubus Ritual - sex with the undead, or a demonic etheric being. Lisa Marie was such a spawn. Coming to terms--CBSWORK

Because human beings all through the ages have accepted gods interbreeding, or being accepted as humans. And that shows in Christianity, that shows in Judaism. They have also used Egyptology, or the Egyptian religions a lot. And the present head of the Illuminati compares himself a lot with the Egyptian god Osiris and Horus, which is Osiris reborn. And also with the Arthurian legends of the Roundtable. And the name that he carries from that is Pindar, which actually means ?Phallus of the Dragon.? And the other name, Osiris, he has carried because he takes the name at this time the Marquis de Libeaux [libero] which means liberator of or from the waters. And the story of Osiris is that he was cut into 14 pieces and thrown into the river Nile, and Isis found the pieces and put them back together again. And she could not find the 15th piece -- which happened to be the phallus -- so a gold phallus was made. And this is very important in this group. In the Illuminati this is important. And it is important to think about the head of the Illuminati, because what comes from a golden phallus would be a superior seed for a race. And this is what they are doing with all of these bloodlines to keep the bloodlines going. They are impregnating people of Aryan blood, that hold high stations with them, impregnating them with this seed of Pindar. And therefore it?s important to keep this history in mind, and the names in mind, that he is going by at this time.

Andrew Hennessey, Whale.to 14 Comments [11/27/2014 8:11:30 AM]
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Quote# 103776

Conspiracy Theories/ One of the biggest medical cover-ups in history

I'm convinced that it has to do with some Literal Mass Hypnosis/Sorcery set in motion by mass media. It's no secret that some hollywood actors and Mega Music Artists are Occultists. They use demonic forces to entertain, control and distract society. I'm also convinced that Religious Cult leaders tap into this stuff like Joseph Smith and Brigham Young did with the Mormons. That's how they get people to follow them.


Jude1:3, CARM 7 Comments [9/28/2014 7:30:55 AM]
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Quote# 100780

The 9/11 Commission was an obvious coverup from the beginning, just like a torture "commission" would be a coverup. We may not know exactly what they are covering up, but that is the case. Just as we learned the real truth behind Pearl Harbor, we will learn the real truth about 9/11.

["We learned the real truth about Pearl Harbor? What is it? I am being serious, I don't remember this."]

That we knew about the attack before it happened and purposefully allowed it to so we could officially get into the war. Its well documented now.

BigAlinWashSt, Daily Kos 15 Comments [5/4/2014 4:19:33 AM]
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Quote# 100426

Its a tough task to summarize such a mountain of evidence. But you should know

1. Nasa astronauts such as Buzz aldrin and Edgar Mitchell have given testimony both to first hand experience with extraterrestrials and their craft and to their knowledge of government involvement with these beings. To my mind, who would know better about these issues than the handful of people who have actually been in to space?

2. There are tens of thousands if not millions of highly credible eye-witness accounts, including but not limited to fighter pilots, airline pilots, the former governor of Arizona, the current prime minister of Russia, police officers, highly trained soldiers, air traffic controllers, etc.

3. There have been numerous cases of fighter pilots being scrambled by the US and Soviet airforces to pursue and intercept these craft going back to world war 2 and the cold war. These craft are detected by airspace monitoring and fighter pilots are sent out to pursue them. During world war 2 they were called foo fighters and were common knowledge.

4. There are thousands of photos and videos of UFOs.

5. Entire governments of dozens of countries have declassified tens of thousands of UFO files including hundreds or thousands where natural phenomenon and other mundane explanations have been conclusively ruled out.

6.The disclosure project , with hundreds of credible testimonies from many branches of government, military etc

7. The government official in charge of the official government investigation of the phenomenon, who initially stated that they had concluded there was no reality to the phenomenon, has since come forward and admitted he was part of a cover-up

8. Nasa transmissions that make reference to alien space craft, bogies, UFOs, etc

9. A national security conference was held in Washington DC to discuss the issue of these craft interfering with and disarming nuclear weapons and facilities

10. President Bill Clinton asked the CIA for the ufo/ET files and was denied access. Why would they deny the access to the president if there was not real evidence to deny? In other words, why would they hide it if it was just swamp gas and weather balloons?

There is of course far more than I can summarize or discuss here. But If I had to ask myself what the most compelling evidence I personally have seen (other than extremely convincing and credible accounts from politicians, military officials, Nasa astronauts etc) I would probably point to this particular video.

The whole video is highly interesting , but at 3:45 there is a clip in London, in broad daylight, where dozens of onlookers are watching several craft in the sky that stop, hover in place, reverse direction, accelerate, turn at angles, etc... conclusively showing these are not birds, meteors, or any known human craft or natural phenomenon. Furthermore the same craft are filmed from another location. It is the most compelling video footage I know of.

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The truth of the matter is that people who deny this phenomenon do so out of

A. ignorance- they simply have not done the research and engaged with the evidence, so they simply do not know

B. Stupidity- They can not understand the evidence, they miss the implications, they fail to see the bigger picture, they cannot connect the dots

C. Denial - They are so uncomfortable with the implications, they will deny it no matter how strong the evidence.

The tides have turned, and denying the presence of extraterrestrials on Earth is, in my opinion, closely akin to those who still believe that the Sun Revolves around the Earth or that the Earth is flat- the old worldview dies hard, especially for the old dogs who simply do not want to learn new tricks.

Moonshoe, Shroomery 14 Comments [4/8/2014 2:59:32 AM]
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Quote# 116906

Democratic Judge Cinderela Guevara determines that Scalia doesn’t need an autopsy.



This keeps getting more and more fucked up….



So, democratic Judge determines that the most conservative member of the Supreme Court straight up dropping dead warrants no further investigation..

while we’re inundated from the moment it happened with this phrase:



How the hell were they that fucking certain he had died of “natural causes” when the guy hadn’t been dead more than a fucking day.

Look, I don’t know if Scalia was assassinated or not… but burning the evidence within two days looks suspicious as fuck. A democratic Judge being the one to make the call looks even more fucking suspicious.

There’s no reason NOT to do an autopsy. None. But one isn’t being done and we’re still being told it’s all because of “natural causes”.

This smells fucking weird.

Mr-cappadocia, Moontouched-moogle 11 Comments [2/19/2016 3:38:59 PM]
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Quote# 128171

[On a video critiquing a popular youtuber named TheReportofTheWeek, who reviews fast food.]
This video was AMAZING, the guy is a total freak, I agree. He is like some scary MAN CHILD, honest, he is the stuff nightmares are made of, I think he might be a MIND CONTROL victim too, CIA branch.

His repetitive speech is most disturbing.?
[A follow up comment}
I honestly think he is CIA MONARCH MIND CONTROL ABUSE, look it up if you don't know what it is. If he is not, he is Autistic, I actually feel sorry for the guy. These people can never lead normal lives, he will be jobless FOR EVER. Him eating all this fast food shit is scary too, LOL!?

NIGHTMARE_VON, Youtube 5 Comments [6/16/2017 3:49:45 AM]
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Quote# 111004

SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on breaking news and events, it appears that the assassination of 4 U.S. Marines in Chattanooga, Tennessee on July 16, 2015, was not an ISIS-inspired terror attack by Mohammod Youssef Abdulazeez as claimed, but rather the bloody aftermath of a foiled Obama terror plot.

The notion that Special Forces are routinely assassinated in the aftermath of foiled terror plots was witnessed in the wake of the Terrorgate Scandal which netted 18 dead Special Forces, and the 2014 Memorial Day Massacre which netted 14 dead Special Forces.

Just prior to the shooting on July 16, 2015, Truther.org published a terror alert that a false-flag domestic terror attack was planned for Obama’s visit to El Reno Federal Prison located outside Oklahoma City, Oklahoma on July 16, 2015.

The attack was evidently slated to be an Oklahoma City Bombing-like event designed to spark a civil war in America on the second day of JADE HELM 15. Consequently, the story of Mexican drug dealer El Chapo who escaped from prison was national news leading up to Obama’s visit to El Reno Federal Prison.

Considering that Chattanooga is located 800 miles away from Oklahoma City where the terror attack was slated to take place, the 4 U.S. Marines were likely due to arrive at or near the prison facility via helicopter in order to execute the made-for-TV terror attack.

Since dead men tell know tales, the terror squad of 4 U.S. Marines (who were likely Navy Seals in reality) were executed in cold blood shortly while training for the prison terror attack at the Navy-Marine training site just outside of Chattanooga.

Since the Swiss CIA routinely uses different terror groups for cover when politically expedient, the Kuwaiti-born man Mohammod Youssef Abdulazeez was likely an intelligence asset who was executed by the authorities in order provide timely and believable scapegoat for the murder of the 4 U.S. Marines.

In reality, a CIA hit-man was likely responsible for executing the 4 U.S. Marines as well as Mohammod Youssef Abdulazeez, tying up the loose ends of another foiled Obama terror plot. Needless to say, the 5 men were victims of a nameless assassin who will likely never be apprehended.

In order to sell the notion that the July 16, 2015, attack was Islamic in nature, it was reported on July 16, 2015, that an ISIS tweet entitled “#Chattanooga” suggested foreknowledge of the attack. Since Twitter is run by the CIA, they routinely pre-date Tweets in order to provide themselves political cover.

On the same day as the alleged ISIS attack on the U.S. military, a Cleveland man was accused of supporting ISIS, making the notion of an Islamic attack seem all the more plausible. The arrest of was likely staged or fabricated by the CIA in the immediate aftermath of the aforementioned shootings.

El Reno Terror Plot Fallout (Thus Far):

1. Four Dead Marines (Chattanooga, Tennessee)
2. One Dead Alleged ISIS Member (Chattanooga, Tennessee)
3. One Dead Prison Guard (New Boston, Texas)
4. One Death Row Inmate Execution (Huntsville, Texas)
5. One Getaway Driver Charged (St. Louis, Missouri)

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As evidenced, it now appears that the slated terror attack on El Reno Federal Prison involved at least 3 other state-sponsored domestic terrorists and intelligence operatives who were either conveniently assassinated or executed on July 6, 2015, the same day as the Chattanooga shootings.

The first case was reported on July 16, 2015, when a Texas corrections officer Timothy Davidson was reportedly attacked and killed by prison inmate Billy Joel Tracy. What role Davidson was slated to play in the attack on El Reno Federal Prison is not known, but it likely had to do with breaching prison security.

Considering that the assassination of Davison occurred just 300 miles away in Texas, a state which borders Oklahoma to the south, it’s highly likely that Davidson was privy to the El Reno terror plot and was subsequently assassinated by Tracy who was likely promised a reduced or commuted sentence in exchange for the attack.

The second case was also reported on July 16, 2015, when a Texas man on death row was green-lit for execution. According to reports, Clifton Lamar Williams was scheduled to be put to death at some point on July 16, 2015, for killing of Cecelia Schneider during a botched robbery.

Williams was being held at a prison facility in Huntsville, Texas which is only 377 miles away from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, which border Texas to the north. What role Williams was slated to play in the attack on El Reno Federal Prison is not known, but the CIA did not waste any time executing him.

Interestingly, it was reported that Williams’ lawyers “sought a day earlier to have the execution delayed”, something Williams’ potential role in a successful terror attack on El Reno Federal Prison in Oklahoma City would have likely brought about, albeit in a de facto manner.

Prison inmates, especially those on death row and with life sentences, are routinely used by the U.S. government to execute terror attacks in exchange for reduced or commuted sentences. Considering that Williams’ case was rejected by the U.S. Supreme Court in April 2015, he may have been offered a way off death row in exchange for his role in the attack.

The third case was also reported on July 16, 2015, when the getaway driver in an alleged ambush shooting of a St. Louis police officer was charged with felony assault on a law enforcer. Despite the fact that the crime allegedly occurred on July 14, 2015, it was not reported, even though attacks on police have been all the rage as of late.

Consequently, it appears that the charges of were fabricated in order to imprison Edward Davis, possibly in order to keep him silent. What Role if any Davis was slated to play in the attack on El Reno Federal Prison is not known, but the terrorists would have needed a getaway driver after the attack.

David Chase Taylor, Truther.org 6 Comments [7/23/2015 2:59:27 AM]
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Quote# 93871

[On the Boston bombing]

Boston's official website [or the one I saw anyway] gloatingly describes an English city taken over by oirishmen, so unless it's the usual method of writing us out of the historical narrative, and more of our people live there - even today - than officialdom cares to admit, my sympathies will be limited since I share none of the 'humanitarian' [international] instincts people cultivate in the erroneous belief it makes them civilized. These explosions make no obvious sense as part of the gun-grab even so, not unless they've a mind-controlled 'white-supremacist-NRA-fanatic' in the frame for it. Likely another anti-muslim stunt if they've a Saudi Lee Harvey Bin Oswald figure under guard at a local hospital, but I suppose we'll have to wait and see.

Antony, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 9 Comments [4/20/2013 5:23:39 AM]
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Quote# 81378

Hey - smirk at Trump all you want. But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Yeah, I’m serious.

If it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Responsibility2nd, Free Republic 41 Comments [5/19/2011 3:54:02 AM]
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Quote# 112043

George W. Bush is just a small fish in the globalist empire of darkness. His father George H. Bush is higher up on the food chain. Aleister Crowley, the self-proclaimed “World's Most Wicked Man” ate the feces of women during bizarre sexual acts involving Luciferian worship and Satanism. According to the shocking documentary film titled, “IN SEARCH OF THE GREAT BEAST” directed by Robert Garofalo and produced by Lyn Beardsall (2007), Barbara Bush (wife of President George H. Bush) is the daughter of the world's most infamous Satanist, Aleister Crowley. The truth is stranger than fiction!

Hollywood sex-pervert, Stanley Kubrick (1928-1999), filmed his shocking movie “Eyes Wide Shut” (the film contains nudity) at the Rothschild's mansion. Here's a YouTube video by Infowars exposing some of the Satanic things they do at their parties (including MK Ultra programming—such as systematic and ritualized pedophile and torture abuse, shattering the victim's mind into multiple personalities. Former Scorpions (a pedophile promoting Rock band) bass player, Ralph Rieckermann, admitted publicly to attending a snuff party. These are parties where someone is planned to be killed as entertainment (they're snuffed out). Rieckermann says a person was murdered at the party (and worse he said, but he wouldn't elaborate about it). This is how the Illuminati has fun.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 7 Comments [8/21/2015 3:14:17 AM]
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Quote# 56042

[Waah waah, Al Franken beat Norm Coleman...]

"it's obvious the seat was stolen, it's also obvious the leftist propaganists in the "press", will never investigate it. Like they won't investigate freddy and fanny. Anything passed by a franken senate is illegitmate."

"it's not only fascism, it's over fascsim. Like using tax money to fund ACORN to perpetuate voter fraud against republicans."

"I know it fascist fraud, that thieving evil leftoids will never invesitgate. it's just blatant and sad."

"Colman won, then the dems started finding votes. Lying fascsit commiting fraud, near an act of civil war really....."

"We know what the left is doing. They are creeping Fascists using tax money to fund election fraud. It will be investigated the same way the press inivestigated freddy and fanny failure. Which is to say hide it."

Martin Retort, Hannity Forums 11 Comments [1/17/2009 12:09:47 AM]
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Quote# 105439

The assassination of our beloved President Lincoln happened at Ford's Theatre on April 14, 1865. President Lincoln was a Moses-like and a Christ-like figure. Moses freed 3 millions slaves but died just before he could enter the Promised Land. Christ was betrayed by Judas Iscariot–one of the 12 Apostles–and Lincoln was betrayed by his Secretary of War, Edwin M. Stanton.

President Lincoln was left completely unguarded when he attended the theatre on the night of April 14, 1865.

Licensed to kill British spy John Wilkes Booth entered the Presidential box unopposed and fired the fatal shot from behind at point blank range.

The President went to his eternal reward on the morning of April 15.

After firing the fatal shot, Booth jumped to the stage below pulling the flag with him. He shouted "sic semper tyrannus" to the audience as if he was performing in a play!!

Booth had played the role of Brutus in William Shake-speare's Julius Caesar many times but Brutus did not stab Julius Caesar in the back and then run from Rome.

Booth was no small time operative in the strong conspiracy. Booth's great-great-grandfather, Ricardo Botha (Heb. Beth), a "Jew/Jesuit" arrived from Spain via Portugal around 1760 and changed his name to Robert Booth. "Silversmith" Ricardo had unlimited funds from the slave labor silver mines of Mexico to bribe the British government. Booth was also a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle which was just a cover for the Jesuits.

President Lincoln (a David versus Goliath figure) was fighting the Jesuits, the Fenians, the British government, the French government, and the rebels–all at the same time!!

[...]

The Lincoln statue in the devil's domain!!

It is almost beyond belief but there is a statue of President Lincoln in Parliament Square in London. The statue was erected in 1920 and it is a replica of the colossal 1887 Standing Lincoln in Chicago's Lincoln Park by Augustus Saint-Gaudens.

The Saint-Gaudens statue was not intended for this spot. It replaced a replica of a controversial statue by George Barnard previously installed in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Incredibly, there is a statue of Lincoln in Parliament Square, London–the headquarters of Gog and Magog.

Why would the British monarchy erect a statue to their deadly enemy in Parliament Square?

The original statue, designed by George Gray Barnard, was a caricature of Lincoln as a beardless country bumpkin and it was called the "stomach-ache" statue!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 9 Comments [12/23/2014 4:03:43 AM]
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Quote# 117971

The Panama Papers are a set up

Everything is controlled. They want you to see what serves the play game and it's not necessarily true as all parties mentioned in the leaks are actors in the big show.

All countries are players in the show, but not all countries pull the strings. Only one country leads the others in a world government formed in 1947. It's Britain and the entity that runs the show internally and globally is MI6, the rogue society that formed both CIA and Mossad in the same year after WWII to complete the secret world government which rules over the world until this moment. Money and religions are used to trick everybody into thinking Bankers, Vatican, Israel and Saudi Arabia are the ones that pull the strings which is not the truth. Intel agencies and specially MI6 are ones. Plain and simple!

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 9 Comments [4/7/2016 5:08:40 AM]
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Quote# 54321

Being a pshycic, I have had several encounters with paranormal beings. I have not seen a chupicabre (chupicabra), but have seen several ghosts and UFOs. I beleive I am being preyed on by a vampire. My best friend is a werewolf, i have seen the transformation. This thread is for announcing your beleiveing or announcing a sighting. Please, if you are a sceptic, peply and list why.

aryaslove, Above Top Secret 32 Comments [12/12/2008 6:50:17 AM]
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Quote# 115727

The Annunaki are Warriors , they come from the Dog Star Sirris, the Andromedans are weary of them and don't trust them too much because they have been known to break their promises but they are much better then the Reptilians, they have been known to fight nasty Wars with the Lizards.
The Annunaki Prince Enki is the Good Guy in all of this, he has a big Role in the History of Mankinds Developement and DNA Developement.
There is alot people don't know but this is were I will try to Educate the rest on humanities real history.

edisonik, Truth Control 8 Comments [1/2/2016 11:27:41 AM]
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Quote# 65951

NOT WELCOME:

1. Federal agents or persons with ties to federal agencies. This includes U.S. Marshalls, FBI, BATFE, CIA, NSA, or any SWAT members affilitated with federal agencies. This is a state militia defending the interests of Idaho and you are not welcome here. Any persons formerly fitting this description must have severed all ties with all federal agencies before joining. Border patrol agents are welcome.

2. Current U.S. military members. (To clarify) *Any current active service, reserve, or guard members will be (like everyone else) required to swear an oath of allegience to the state of Idaho and its people above all other allegiences. Unless you are ready to side with the citizens of Idaho should a conflict arise between us and the federal government, you should not apply. If your first allegience is to Idaho, then you are welcome to join.

3. Members or affiliates of the United Nations. This Militia is actively opposed to the presence and influence of the United Nations in the United States and will resist UN attempts to compromise US sovereinty using all measures up to and including force of arms. If you have ties to the UN, you are not welcome here.

4. Felons and all others lawfully prohibited from possessing a firearm. This applies unless by court order, the prohibition of firearms possession has been rescinded.

5. Muslims. It is the opinion of the Militia that there is a world wide effort on the part of Islam to populate Western nations and, when numbers are sufficient enough, declare Sh'ria law. Islam is not a religion that accomodates other faiths or shares western values concerning freedom of religion. For that reason, we must reciprocate by declining your membership. If you are a Muslim but feel strongly that my reasons don't describe your temperment, then email me and I'll consider your case.

"Captain" James Ambrose, Idaho Militia 36 Comments [9/23/2009 11:24:48 PM]
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Quote# 112534

Aliens at Mt Denali Underground Pyramid..Denali=Denial

Seems that we are up againt another gov coverup and it is vital we get the truth out there befor its too late...In case you havent put the pieces together yet, our dear leader is headed to Alaska to rename mt McKinley to mt Denali and talk climate and film somekinda show with that one guy...but the truth is is that he is meeting a Alien species classified as a Type 4 Biological Android.. who has been living underground in a ancient alien pyramid about 20 miles from the base of the mt....our gov have made contact through somekind of rf transmission and is bringing our leader to make contact...They are renaming it per mj12 instuctions to denali..wich is brainwash for Denial...
Now these Biodroids are know to be extreamly hostile and not to be trusted..however our government has know about the pyramid, but not the alien presence, wich leads me to believe they have recently arrived.

Lacuna Zone, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [9/5/2015 5:02:05 AM]
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Quote# 129174

With all the talk about Facebook of late and the most recent bans/blocking/censorship I thought I would add my 2 cents and perhaps let people know a bit about this lad. You know when this guy popped on the scene I was curious how he could do such a big start up. So I checked him out. The change of name is I am sure deliberate to hide who he is as well as his arrest for pot. It doesn’t mean anything to me I was just curious and now with all the new nonsense I wanted to see if anyone else knew this?

The Face on Facebook belongs to Mark Zukerberg the alleged homosexual from upstate New York. But what is

the most important is that his Grandfather is the 100 year old David Rockefeller. You know the one from the Tri Lateral Commision, The Bilderberg Group, Owner of the Chase Manhatten Bank, Council on Foreign Relations. You read this guys bio and its like a who’s who of the N W O planners. The Likes of Henry Kissenger, who refers to us as useless eaters, Allen Dulles implicated in the Kennedy assasination. Board of Directors of Exxon, J P Morgan Chase. This guy is friends with every piece of trash that wants us all dead. And then we have his son David who’s son is Mark Zukerberg whos net worth is estimated at 35.7 BILLION. Sick yet? Why he has a different name I have no idea. A search does not reveal the names of his parents. It does list his wife Pricella Chan. So he’s 31 years old with bags full of money and the son of David Rockefeller. I have known this for a long time and I just assumed everyone else knew. So if you did forgive me if you didn’t it should make a few balls fall into place.relat

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Mark Zuckerberg is Jacob Greenberg is grandson of David Rockefeller? i (self.conspiracy])

submitted 1 year ago by make_mind_free2go

so this is how to be king of the world?

“TAP – Facebook was funded with $500 million from a CIA owned bank, which was a bit suspicious.

Zuckerberg means ‘sugar mountain’.

That’s their secret word for Facebook no doubt. A mountain of information from which they can extract billions. Bill Gates comes from a multibillionaire eugenicist family, which was kept well hidden in the early years of Microsoft. The same families control it all. Yet is this story true? http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?45126-Mark-Zuckerberg-Is-Claimed-To-Be-Grandson-Of-David-Rockefeller.

“It has been revealed that Mark Zuckerberg is the grandson of David Rockefeller. His true name is Jacob Greenberg, also grandson to Hank Greenberg. He is royalty.

Some police records show a Jacob Greenberg was arrested for possession of marijuana when a much younger man. His mugshot was taken, which looks like a younger FaceBook icon with 99% reliability.

It was later revealed that this could indeed be the man the world knows as Mark Zuckerberg.

Also, the Rothschilds own 8% of FaceBook shares. The hidden agenda for the FaceBook social network is to aid the growth of the police state and one world government movement. According to the TAP Blog, the venture Facebook was funded with $500 million from a CIA owned bank. One can only wonder if the other giant Google has similar disguised progeny. The adopted name Zuckerberg means sugar mountain in German.” http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?67702-Zuckerberg-is-David-Rockefeller-s-Grandson!-Clinton-greatgrandson-of-JD-Rockefeller

Anonymous, Before It's News 1 Comments [7/12/2017 1:10:38 PM]
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