Quote# 128168

Not a coincidence that shooting targeting GOP Congressmen happens on day of our great President Trump’s B-Day.

Wayne Allyn Root, Twitter 8 Comments [6/15/2017 12:39:02 PM]
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Quote# 102384

How many people Barack Hussein Obama killed since he got in charge thanks to the Left Wing Democrats in the US ? There have been plenty of very suspicious deaths and people clearly killed by secret services under Obama orders to give him a complete cover up helping his Al Qaeda brothers...
THAT is the big question. What is for sure here is that he Obama ordered the killing. He killed the people on the Malaysia airplane to then use it against Putin accusing Putin and Russia.

chojin999, CNN.com 5 Comments [7/30/2014 3:07:10 AM]
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Conscious Beyond Comprehending Award

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Rowland Robert Reeves, Continuum Connection 15 Comments [3/19/2017 1:50:40 PM]
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Quote# 94807

______THE ANTI-BULLY INDUSTRY has now expanded. Members of my original biological family have chosen to use this "Jewish" legal "weapon" against me in retaliation for a series of emails I made to my mother regarding the family history. Jews are Neanderthal humanoids and have quite successfully fabricated laws against "bullying", the definition of which keeps expanding every day. There are only one or two writers who expose this hoax... and it is truly a hoax.

Rick, RickPotvin.com 5 Comments [6/11/2013 3:18:13 AM]
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Quote# 103395

If I had a matter that none but the recipient may see, the last thing I would use is email or the computer at all. I have known this since I began going on line in early 1996. This is because I knew the government in 1996 as no normal citizen can possibly imagine. Once one hits that "send" button, it is literally impossible to know that the message is secure from prying eyes. For that matter, I would not even write the message on ANY computer and then erase it, because of the possibility/probability that the government has the ability to see every keystroke whether I send or delete without sending or even going on line. I would assume that the government has conceived a way to snoop inside every computer in the world, no matter what. If one has a secret that could compromise one's existence by being known to the government, the best security measure is keep it to oneself and not tell another soul. If any vibration of one's concept leaves one's own skull, one may as well know that the government could very well know about it the moment it separates from one's own neural system. Indeed, even one's secret thoughts may not be secure from prying government eyes. This is reality talking.

AdamEvenson, Popular Science 7 Comments [9/14/2014 4:44:47 AM]
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Quote# 117380

From the sands of the Egyptian desert, other accounts of the nephilim are preserved in the Nag Hammadi texts, which are ancient Christian writings. Among other things, they state that seven angels lusted for Eve and said, "Let's squirt sperm into her," so they chased her, but she turned into the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, and so the angels fucked the tree. Meanwhile, Eve laughed at them because they were stupid. 30 There are many similar stories from these texts:

The demiurge dispatched his angels to have sex with human women, so that they could get them pregnant for fun."

The angels got the hots for human women, so they descended as fleshly beings, and then God brought about the Flood."

Jesus Believes in Evolution, Jesus Believes in Evolution 11 Comments [3/11/2016 4:41:53 AM]
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Quote# 82959

The [Norwegian] bomb wasn't filmed when it went off, if it was, the horseplay would be called out right away.... as a planned event.

The only explanation for this video is they were simulating what it would look like.

Although, a simulation like this would take almost zero time to put together. It's not a simulation that should be told to the masses as truth.

I see both sides of this, people want to see what happened. TV networks want to have that sacred footage so they can increase revenue by viewers. They make a simulation and claim its real.

There is little money to be made in actually killing people, there is a lot of money to be made in advertising.

Sad.

litterbaux, Above Top Secret 14 Comments [8/1/2011 3:18:28 AM]
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Quote# 49820

Greetings all, i hope you are well.

When your one of the worlds most famous musicians that ever lived and your name is known by everyone that has ever listened to music, you really cant be too taken back when strange rumours start to rise up all around you, As this in itself is in the very nature of a modern famous celebrity.

In the late sixites there was a rumour that was going around the world and the media plus the rest of the people that loved the music from this great band The Beatles , That Paul Mccartney was actually killed in a car crash involving his ashton martin wich is alledged to have lost controll and killed the musical genious instantly. He apparently had a few drinks and after a rather heated argument with another band member left the recording studio,got in his car and sped off into the night where this alledged incident is said to have happend.

But then whos the Paul Mccartney we see all over tv today?? you may ask.
It is said that there was a lookalike contest held and a man named William Campbell won this competitiion and is said to have went through vast ammounts of plastic surgery to look like the realy Paul Mccartney.
Later on it was said that the man was named William Shepbard who won the contest.
This got me thinking....William Campbell........ William Shepbard................................................Hmmmm BILLY ( a short version of william) SHEERS (a tool that shepbards use) ??? This is really very interesting to me as the conspiracy around the beatles just keeps growing and growing.
The Beatles are said to reference the fact that the real paulmccartney was replaced such in songs like Glass Onion,Revelution Number 9,Come Together,I am the walrus
and many others.
Some Beatles albums even have messages secretly recorded on them that you have to reverse play on the record to here them some which include.
"Paul is dead miss him miss him miss him" and "Turn Me On Deadman" which you can here when you play the white album song Revolution number 9 backwoods.
There are also alot of clues on the Beatles albums themselves including pictures and acronmyms. One such Example is that in the Majical Mysteri Tour album there is a picture of "Paul" standing there in a army suit with a patch on his arm that reads
"OPD" which means in england Officially Pronounced Dead, This is the equivelent to
the united states "DOA" which means dead on arrival.
It is also strange that when they were questiond about this patch on pauls arm they simply replied that it was from canada and means "Ontario police department"
Except.........there is no such thing.VERY STRANGE I THINK.
other clues included are on the covers of there Abbey Road album in which paul is dressed like a corpse in a coffin,he is out of step with the others,and he has a ciggie in his right hand when every beatles fan knows paul was left handed.
There are also so many other clues everywhere.
I would just like to hear your thoughts on this subject, Is he Dead , Has he been replaced? or is this all something cooked up by some crackpot???

Omega85, Above Top Secret 14 Comments [10/13/2008 4:46:00 PM]
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Quote# 107487


With the reopening of CERN's 'large hadron collider' in March of 2015, two leading and well respected scientists, theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking and Astrophysicist Neil de Grasse Tyson, have recently issued independent warnings that, when looked at through the eyes of the supernatural war taking place right now upon our planet Earth between the forces of good and evil, send us a clear message: "This is it!". The reopening of CERN will bring together scientists playing with unknown forces, attempting to re-create the 'big bang', as shared in the 1st video below, the moment of the creation of the universe.

Dr. Stephen Hawking recently warned that the reactivation in March of CERN's large hadron collider could pose grave dangers to our planet...the ultimate reality check we are warned. Hawking has come straight out and said the 'God particle' found by CERN "could destroy the universe" leaving time and space collapsed as shared in the 2nd video. Is CERN the most dangerous thing in the cosmos that could lead to the ultimate destruction of the Earth and the entire universe? Recent developments prove to us the scientific community is no longer able to explain 'reality' without looking at the 'supernatural'. Will we soon learn CERN is really the 'ultimate stargate' and one of the gate-keepers most closely guarded secrets? Will this be the way man attempts to break the ultimate 'God barrier', an attempt to encounter demi-God's in an all-out rush towards the destruction of all creation? We understand they won't be releasing the secrets until they're prepared to release them.

Does CERN headquarter's symbol of Shiva, dancing the cosmic dance of death and destruction, signal the TRUE purpose of CERN's existence? A look at the 'Shiva' (the Hindu God of Destruction) symbology surrounding CERN's headquarters gives us the beginning of what we need to know. "The men who would play God, in searching for the God particle, are truly going to find more than they bargained for as they open the gates of hell" we are warned by Stephen Quayle, "they will find inter-dimensional beings who have a taste for human flesh and humanities destruction. Most scientists, in lacking an understanding of the 'supernatural entities' that are going to confront them, are way beyond their ability to comprehend, let alone control, the forces of Pandora's box that will be released."

Live Free Or Die , All News Pipeline 8 Comments [4/1/2015 3:04:11 AM]
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Quote# 103408

According to the Jewish blueprint for world rule, the Protocols, out of the chaos and misery and destruction they reap over Christendom and the world will rise the invincible rule of their “blood-seed of David” the Antichrist, their expected “savior” & “messiah” who will be Satan ruling on earth.

The unholy trinity of Satan, the Antichrist, and the False Prophet who will deceive the world will visibly rule over the united kingdoms of the world, will require all to take an implanted chip and cash will be abolished so that the chip will keep track of every goy slave.

The rabbis are consciously working toward this end and very purposely.

Dogged, Real Jew News 8 Comments [9/14/2014 10:54:47 AM]
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Quote# 112766

Ex illumanati slave speaks - Reptilian* (*elite bloodline) ate humans elisabeth II england Mind Control MK ULTRA

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Quote by Prince Philip:"Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation."

Also use "Google Images" for the USA visit by Prince Charles and Queen Elizabeth the last time they visited the USA in 2008 when Bush was in office. There's about 4 or 5 photos of Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, George and Laura Bush in formal attire, all standing in front of the White House after a formal dinner waiting for their limo's I imagine. They all look totally bizarre as if they were just drinking blood and gorging on flesh. It is the most bizarre photo Ive ever seen and I've seen many bizarre photos. With Laura Bush looking totally evil, eyes bulging, veins engorged, and her face flush. I wish I had a link to the photos. PM me if you can't find one and I will send it to you. YOU have to see it to believe it I guess.

Her name is Gabriela Rico Jimenez. Carlos Slim is an actual Mexican elite worth 53 billion US $'s, you can check him on Wikipedia. She is no doubt a mind control victim. It would be nice if someone can confirm the translation, I noticed some spelling errors like "discusting" so if they can't spell basic words they mite have messed up the translation.

Gabriela Rico Jimenez, twenty-one years, lashed out at staff at a luxury hotel in Monterrey, and accuses the Queen of England to practice cannibalism.

It also denounces the murder of a scream that Murillo (seems to be a leader Antinarco who died in a plane crash in Mexico City where she landed).

The girl, who seemed in shock, shouting that she wants her freedom and insists on asserting that they "ate humans", referring repeatedly to Queen Elizabeth II of England, among others.

Although the news has been calling it "crazy and distorted information", the victim behaves as if she had witnessed something difficult to digest, and hence, nervous and deeply upset.

One of the things she says is that "everything started in 2001, the one that knows the truth of what really happened is Carlos Slim" (he is the the worlds 3rd richest man, and the guy that owns Telmex, a phone company and other stuff. Google him!)

"I was knocking on doors, what I wanted was my freedom."

"Look at me, you ****er (I think)" "Is this how you wanted to see me? Well, look at me! I'm here!" 2:38

"I want you to give me the maximum sentence, so Scotland, and Russia, so all the countries __, Murillo wouldn't be ashamed of her sons, because they're worth so much, cause they need their father, you're a __, and its gonna hurt your soul!" 3:19

"Leave me alone! Get away from me! You took me to the police station, didn't you? and then you took me to the hospital. YOU! you were there, weren't you?!" 3:34

Quote: "That's why they killed the Queen of Scotland, the Queen of England!" (then she mentions something about the princesses of Disneyland)

"They killed a lot of people! They ate humans!" 4:13

"That's disgusting! I didn't know anything about this!" 4:21

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 12 Comments [9/13/2015 3:34:14 AM]
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Quote# 126966

[Reply to post "Et contact? Possibly being followed..."]

There should be a survival handbook for abductees/contactees. Could your urge to paint Grays be planted as part of a disclosure agenda? If you have any that are complete we'd like to see them. I recommend you read Jim Sparks' book The Keepers. He wrote about how the Grays abducted him throughout his life. He's been a guest on Coast to Coast AM.

Toroid, Alien Hub 2 Comments [5/7/2017 7:32:04 PM]
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Quote# 106679

WW2 – Hitler funded by Jewish Zionist bankers

Many Labor Zionists are not Jews but High level Roman Catholics , like High Jesuits and High Papal Knights many of them to find in the CFR / Trilateral Commission , British crown , Bilderberg group etc etc

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And concerning the definition of Zionism there are at least SIX different kinds of Zionism and most of them are not bad at all , its Labor Zionism and Christian Zionism that are bad and have a diabolical Jesuit agenda.

Nazi’s – Zionist Bankers controlled by High Level Freemasonry and Vatican Knighthoods

The ZI in Nazi is from (Labor) Zionists , The NA is from National Socialists

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The truth is that Hitler was mainly brought to power by at least 3 to 4 important men , The Archbischop of Munich , Knight of Malta reichs chancellor Franz von Papen , Steel Industrialists Fritz Thyssen and Pope Pius XII and he was financed by the Labor Zionists (the ZI in NAZI) like the Warburgs , Rothschilds , schiffs , Brown brothers Harriman and co and many other industrialists , like Shell , Ford , Standard OIL , IG Farben and a host of others

Nazi Germany – A Creation of the Vatican and Jesuits

Christian Spook, Christian Spook Site 7 Comments [2/27/2015 4:06:21 AM]
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Quote# 96002

Who of us is brainwashed?If everything what was in the game,why its fucking makes no scence?Yes,war-crimes of course was,but no more then in army's of another army's.Stalin wast angel,but he wasnt idiot and he knew what army without discipline is deprived of the ability to fight.Rape in Berlin?You realy belive in this Goebbels myth about million raped germans?In fact, statistically inevitable cases of crimes among the soldiers of the Red Army were not widespread and were condemned by the official propaganda and military courts. Precise data on their absolute number is not yet available to researchers, but it is currently known documents point to the limited number of such incidents. The myth of them are actively spreading the German war propaganda in the final stages of the war in order to mobilize the population to resist the anti-Hitler coalition. After the war, the samples of Goebbels propaganda department is actively used by the U.S. against the Soviet Union, which was reflected in a number of "historical research" that are subject to valid criticism by modern writers

Dolbik, CAD Forums 15 Comments [8/16/2013 3:23:09 AM]
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Quote# 140210

I see the concept of Britishness as an artificial identity created to dillute and eventually replace English identity. The concept of Britishness was created to benefit the royals and the elite, it works against the native English. It also significantly furthers the mass immigration agenda as anyone can be "British", whereas only native English people can really be English.

In fact, for the most part it's only English people who even identify as British. Most Scottish, Welsh and NI people do not, some may claim to when it suits them, but generally they will always identify first and foremost as Scottish, Welsh or Ulster/Irish. Most of them do not feel strongly British at all, and if a foreigner claimed they were "British" I have no doubt that most of them would quickly correct them.

Matematik, Stormfront 5 Comments [9/3/2018 7:55:05 AM]
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Quote# 45478

[On the recent Russia vs. Georgia conflict]

I really don't know enough about the conflict to have an opinion, so I have nothing to say on this issue. As for the USA's military might, I think that history shows us as the greatest Army in the world since we've kicked everyone's ass in almost every war. And before you bring up Vietnam, that war wasn't lost because of our military, it was because of politics. We had won militarily, but our leaders were determined to "contain" communism rather than defeat it (mostly because alot of U.S. Politicians were communist sympathisers which is why they wouldn't allow us to go up there in the north and take out the enemy, instead, we were forced to sit back and play shooting gallery which cost us alot of men up until the North Vietnamese signed a peace treaty with us which they later violated. But other than that, take a look at the Revolutionary War, the Mexican War, the Spanish American War, World War I and II, Operation Desert Storm, and Operation Iraqi Freedom and you can see that we've crushed our opponents nearly everytime we've fought. Not to mention that in both Iraq Wars, the U.S. has sent in the most soldiers to fight and have less vacation time than other soldiers. Another thing that makes us superior is our commitment because our European Allies fought until they got tired and then pulled out, but we're still in there fighting. The only other nations that would come close to us militarily are the British and the Israelis, both of which have advanced equipment and deadly foot soldiers. We're also the most advanced in case no one has noticed since we're capable of flying a missile through Ahmedinajad's bathroom vent and scoring a bullseye. And does any other nation have a space weapons program?

TwilightCommando, Midna Fan Forum 22 Comments [8/22/2008 2:48:19 AM]
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Quote# 131707

Baha'ism has always been a political movement masked as a religion. Converting into Baha'ism and being a Baha'i is a deliberate choice to oppose the Iranian nation, to stomp on the rights and wellbeing of the majority in order to establish a colonial elite.

Baha'i communities abroad make up the most active anti-Iran groups on the internet and are significantly responsible for the majority of PR attacks against Iran. They collude and lobby with foreign powers to push sanctions and military intervention.

Despite their insistence on being an apolitical movement aimed at promoting religious unity, they actively denounce and blaspheme the majority religion of Iran through political means. This no-name reporter is just one of many.

esfandiyar2, r/iranian 5 Comments [9/16/2017 5:38:28 AM]
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Quote# 108695

Two different men...two different political parities...two different ethnic backgrounds...SAME FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!!!

Bush and Obama, these two bastards must have both graduated from the school of scumbag lying two-faced hypocritical swine-shit! Either that or they're secretly sucking each others' dicks! Hardly can it be denied that Obama is little more than Bush 2.0. Virtually everything that was started under the Bush Administration has been continued and expanded by the fuckin' Obama Administration.

Bush started the damn "Patriot Act"; Obama has expanded the "Patriot Act", and now the whole fuckin' country is under surveillance by the damn NSA. Under the Bush Administration, four foreign countries; Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Somalia, were bombed by the US military. Under the Obama Administration, SIX FOREIGN COUNTRIES; Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, and Libya, were bombed by the US military. Bush lied about Iraq having "weapons of mass destruction". Obama lied about the Syrian government using chemical weapons against their own people (as well as Benghazi). Prisoners of war at Guantanamo Bay were tortured under the Bush Administration and they're STILL being tortured under the damn Obama Administration (to say nothing of the fact Obama lied about closing Guantanamo Bay)! Whereas Bush signed 291 executive orders; which is more than Obama's 162 executive orders, Obama's executive orders are far more disturbing to the intelligent and well-informed individual as they give him the right to, at any time, seize control of all energy, health, and natural resources, in addition to civil transportation, communication, and even gives him the right to induct citizens into the military against their will. Obama has even dived further into the depths of depravity than Bush did by waging war on journalists and whistleblowers. Under the Obama Administration, more whistleblowers like Snowden and Manning have been persecuted than during any other administration. This is in complete defiance of the First Amendment and the many laws that protect whistleblowers from such criminal acts of retaliation. It is for these reasons that Bush and Obama are really nothing more than two separate heads upon the same vile hydra of hypocrisy and corporate/political corruption. DAMN THE BOTH TO HELL!!!

It doesn't help any either that Obama's sorry ass has been bending over backward to try and protect Bush and his lackey's from prosecution; considering there are worldwide warrants out for their arrests... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXj2Z…

SIGN THIS AND SPREAD IT AROUND!! I Say Not Another Year With Fuckin' Obama!!...

www.libertyfederation.com/form…

IAmTheUnition, Deviant Art 11 Comments [5/18/2015 3:35:41 AM]
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Quote# 131657


Nicholas, I'm with you on the chemtrailing. Something is definitely going on in our skies, I've been monitoring it for 2 years. To ignore the grid patterns and trails that billow out into clouds would be denial. September 23rd is doing the rounds again because of the planetary alignment on that day but remember there were similar signs in the sky in AD70.


SweetPea, Religion and Ethics 8 Comments [9/14/2017 1:41:22 PM]
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Quote# 106732

The sad thing is, the charity commission allow ISIS to have multiple charities in our country. We have over time, without realising it, been a beneficial aid to the terrorists.

Yngvi, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 9 Comments [3/1/2015 8:15:48 AM]
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